Date: November 16th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™)
The Wellness Seminar
A fluorescent purgatory, a circle of forced smiles
I tried to picture the speaker, droning on with empty platitudes
As I sat trapped in my ergonomically-designed chair
What did they look like?
A life coach guru? A corporate shill? A PowerPoint zombie?
Were their words meant to inspire, or just burn another billable hour?
I kept dreaming of escape, of fresh air and freedom
And then one day...
HR mandated another trust fall. I Just Jumped—straight into the void.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5635359&forum_id=2#48345919)