Date: June 13th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: rape laserdisc (gunneratttt)
just tried to find out what this "no kings" protest is about.
click the windows icon to find my browser only to be assaulted by ads for shitty games.
click chrome and get assaulted by edge "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO USE CHROME?" popups along with microsoft security prompts.
finally get to youtube and search "no kings protest." every video looks like shit and seems biased. my eyes focus on video length hoping to find something 5-10min long on the assumption that will be sufficient depth.
first video that looks ok is from msnbc. ok, i'll give it a shot.
sit throught 30 second ad for a mattress cooler. i searched for one of these the other day, only to find out it's an extreme SEO business with a ton of shit products consisting of cheap chinese plastic and a fan. i tried to find one with an actual heat pump or liquid cooling but couldn't find anything and gave up. same exact sitaution as what lies ahead but now i have to be reminded of that internet jaunt every time i look at a screen for a while. anyway...
msnbc video starts up and immediately it's "TRUMP SENDS IN NATIONAL GUARD TO CALIFORNIA DESPITE DEMOCRATIC GOVERNOR NEWSO..."
clicked away, 3 seconds in and it's already overloading me with TDS completely unrelated to the story that i can't trust anything after.
ok, maybe CNN will be better
30 seconds of bed fan ad, then video loads
SECURITY FOR ANTI-TRUMP RALLY ESTIMATED TO EXCEED A GAZILLION DOLLARS DESPITE TRUMP VOWING TO...
exit. all the other videos are local news stations, bed fan ads, and shorts that can't possibly contain any real information. ok, let's give some random local news station a try.
30 seconds of bed fan ad, then video loads
technology and culture rapidly travel backwards in time 30 years and a woman with large hair appears on my screen. LOCAL ANYTOWN, USA RESIDENT HAS THIS TO SAY ABOUT UPCOMING TRUMP RALLY. "I'M ATTENDUN DAH TRUMP RALLY CUZ..."
ok great, i can get somewhat unbiased yet completely braindead and uninformative local news circa 1994 still. ok, nothing left on youtube, let's just searching google.
top links: msnbc video i watched, nytimes article (paywall), nokings site... alright let's go to the source
of course it's all nonsense adspeak but what can you expect they're expected to be biased. website is typical 2020s BIG TEXT NO CONTENT shit, let's click "parnters"
50501 IS FIRST AND FOREMOST OF A MOVENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE...
ok no organization i've ever heard of and everything else i've seen so far is useless, let's try going to 50501's site
50501 IS FIRST AND FOREMOST OF A MOVENT OF, BY, AND FOR THE PEOPLE..
jesus christ, ok i'll click the first button and it redirects me back to nokings.org. great.
fuck, ok, google and youtube are completely useless at this point, i'll try duckduckgo
literally the exact the slop
fine, i'll try searching "no kings fox" to sift through the lib shit
LOS ANGELES POLITICANS INCITE RIOTS IN ANTICIPATION OF...
jesus fucking christ. all the world's information at our finger tips and it's impossible to do or finding FUCKING ANYTHING. 90% of my screen is ads for bed fans i searched last week along with drip irrigation systems and vestaboard (ads might get me on this one looks sick). the remaining 10% is slop that is so biased from the get-go i can't listen for more than 10 seconds. you search beyond the top 10 results and suddenly shit i searched for last week crops up by the algorithem gives up on attempting to find what you're searching for and just presents random slop that might suit your interest. use a different search engine and it's the same results because google is going to provide most of the results anyway. search mainstream opposition news and it's biased in exactly the other direction.
i just heard about this fucking event and there is no way to find any information about it unless i dedicate several hours into delving past all the bullshit and getting to a real answer. wikipedia is fucked, youtube is fucked, google is fucked, reddit is fucked, x is fucked...
when i go back to work on monday my files will likely be corrupted because of some dumb tech issues from windows 11 migration. nothing works and it's compounded by boomers and zoomers that are both somehow equally tech illiterate and annoying, so if i have to rely on anyone under 30 or over 50 i'm fucked. and i'm fucked if i'm solo too, just somewhat less so. next year there will be windows 12 giving me buttplug ads, youtube giving me buttplug ads, and rightwing places giving me american flag tinged buttplug ads.
it's so fucking over. it's like the sim runners are forcing us out into irl. i went to the pizza place for dinner and the guy knew my name and chatted with me. i went to the liquor store and the guy knew my name and chatted with me. everything was wonderful and idyllic. then i try to do a simple task on a screen and it's nothing but BED FANS AND TDS. FUCK MY ASS!!!
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