Date: October 18th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
The Book of Abraham. Joseph Smith obtained (for a lot of money) genuine Egyptian scrolls from some fucker traveling around charging people to look at mummies. He proceeds to "translate" them, claiming they are writings from Abraham himself. The scrolls disappear, presumed lost in the great Chicago fire. Then bam! They turn up again in the 1960s and guess what -- we can actually translate Egyptian now, and you'll never guess...