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FYI spaceporn is probably who is responsible for the board slowdown

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant ...
Heterosexual White Male Hierarch Gamer
  05/13/26
Sounds like a federal crime imo
So we looked at the data
  05/13/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/13/26
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'"'"''""'"
  05/13/26
SPACEPORN CAN FLY
animeboi
  05/13/26
And become invisible at will.
"'"'"""''"
  05/13/26
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE
Metal Up Your Ass
  05/13/26
just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally fi...
how was this moniker available
  05/13/26
wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just...
niggerstomper59
  05/13/26
Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/...
'"'"''""'"
  05/13/26
it's the Korean version of a "learing center"
niggerstomper59
  05/13/26
He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than ...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/13/26
how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of...
how was this moniker available
  05/13/26
...
Guy Debord
  05/13/26
...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/13/26
I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused th...
shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
  05/13/26
great time for lawtism
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/13/26
Big if true
oomox
  05/13/26
i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the bo...
peeface
  05/13/26
That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread woul...
oomox
  05/13/26
eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structure...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/13/26
traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup bet...
shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker
  05/13/26
I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if s...
oomox
  05/13/26
I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million po...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/13/26
Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess t...
oomox
  05/13/26
Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh And all your financial pro...
.:.:?:;.:.;.::.;.:;
  05/13/26
is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?
niggerstomper59
  05/13/26
hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" an...
Heterosexual White Male Hierarch Gamer
  05/13/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Heterosexual White Male Hierarch Gamer

the slowdown started when he came out of his recent dormant cycle. same slowdown was happening last year when he was active on the board, before he went dormant

he probably looked up some way to soft DDOS this site and had something vibe coded to do it with

not sure if maximally humiliating him or ignoring him is the better way to get rid of him this time. just putting this out there as an FYI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883445)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: So we looked at the data

Sounds like a federal crime imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883458)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883619)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: '"'"''""'"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883641)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

SPACEPORN CAN FLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883459)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:30 PM
Author: "'"'"""''"

And become invisible at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883937)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:55 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883468)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: how was this moniker available

just a few months ago he was BRAGGING that he had finally figured out how to “save” a website for evidentiary purposes. i would guess that even script kiddy ddos attacks are beyond his ken.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883477)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (βœ…πŸ‘)

wouldn't it be easier for everybody including him if he just stopped diddling that poor young azn boy he purchased at that "adoption agency"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883479)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: '"'"''""'"

Weird way to refer to the back door of a grimy bulgogi shop/human trafficking front in Busan, “adoption agency,” but w/e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883644)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (βœ…πŸ‘)

it's the Korean version of a "learing center"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883673)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

He's not playing with a full deck, but he's even worse than boomers when it comes to tech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883645)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: how was this moniker available

how is he expected to have a full deck when the guy ahead of him hit on a soft 17?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883739)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Guy Debord



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883777)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883908)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)

I think it's more likely to be the same issue that caused the Great Cutoffs, except this time around rach doesn't care enough to patch things up. The last one was in 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883742)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

great time for lawtism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883917)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: oomox

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883902)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: peeface

i think the DDOS is just initiating garbage searches. the boart locks on that query for some reason, and for about the same length of time these "slowdowns" each seem to happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883914)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: oomox

That was my thought too. Just scraping thread by thread wouldn't cause any issues I don't think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883918)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

eh, it could. it depends on how the db queries are structured & whether the tables are indexed. My guess is that it's poor queries + zero indexing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883920)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: shitlaw boss vibecoding productivity tracker (🧐)

traveling back in time to tell 19 y/o boondocks to setup better indexes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883924)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: oomox

I just mean I agree that it's probably searches because if someone were running a script to scrape all the threads individually I think the hamster could handle that. Just checked and I don't have any time delays in the scripts that I've used. I've never scraped the WHOLE site though, only a couple weeks or months at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883925)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I've scraped the Entire Site and have close to 50 million poasts archived, but I did it over the course of like 10 years. My scripts run daily and are rate limited so that there are no more than 10 requests/minute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883950)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: oomox

Oh wow, yeah I didn't even have a few MS delay but I guess the parsing I was doing could've spaced out the requests a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883954)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: .:.:?:;.:.;.::.;.:;

Yes it’s Spacepor uh huh

And all your financial problems are caused by magical Jews.

Does that help, Navdeep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883932)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:32 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (βœ…πŸ‘)

is this "Navdeep" in the room with you right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883945)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: Heterosexual White Male Hierarch Gamer

hey chris, big dog, can you do us all a "solid" and stop fucking with the board please?

how are we going to be able to give you the attention you crave if we can't even load the xo webpage?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866320&forum_id=2#49883951)