Date: August 31st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III
Matched with a chick who said she was 23. I meet her and she immediately has attitude. Then I look at her I’m like no way this chick is 23. Maybe 29-31. Still looked great. I ask her during dinner if she’s 23. She says “no I’m 34.” I’m like oh wow I had no idea you look amazing I would’ve guessed mid 20’s. (Even though clearly late 20’s when you look at her but still).
Then I causally say this a relief it would have been weird being 40 going on a date with a 23 year old haha (although I do it all the time even younger).
She goes off and says yeah I have to lie because the internet tells men they should only date younger women. And then starts raising her voice saying “I never would go on a date with a 5’9 fucking loser if it wasn’t for the internet warping men’s brains. I used to SOLELY date 6’4 and up! Now I can’t get that and I have to settle for short losers.”
That was pretty much the end of the date.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5899285&forum_id=2#50105871)