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Marriage in two days, fucked stripper at bachelor party. help
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:19 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king Feel really guilt bros. Had bachelor party in Vegas (still there) and ended up fucking one of the girls. What do I do? Do I tell my girl? I'm kind of worried I'm gonna end up with a disease because it was unprotected.
I'm so fucking paranoid right now. I feel like one of my bros might blow the secret. How long can I hold this? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:20 PM Author: Bisexual Brunch you fucked a stripper on a tuesday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751850) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:21 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king Yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751856) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:24 PM Author: Bisexual Brunch D E S C R I B E
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:28 PM Author: cowardly halford water buffalo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpnaLJ-jn1k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751917) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:31 PM Author: Pearly Titillating Resort tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751939) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:15 PM Author: metal self-absorbed property What kind of "bros" did you invite to the bachelor party if you are worried about them being rats? For your next marriage, only invite guys you trust to the bachelor party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752296) |
Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:21 PM Author: Deranged Abode This is the point of a bachelor party. Further, the bros you take on your bachelor party should never be the kind of bro to snitch.
Quit being a fgt about it, realize you won't ever do it again, and enjoy your marriage. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:21 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king It's not supposed to go this far man. Does the groom-to-be typically fuck at the bachelor party? I didn't think so man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751860) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:22 PM Author: Deranged Abode Something always happens, the severity is just a matter of degree. Get over it, realize you'll be a good husband, and move on with your life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751866) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:23 PM Author: Pearly Titillating Resort You're not very good at this flame thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751871) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:29 PM Author: gold razzle-dazzle jap stage Haven't you seen all the bachelorette party documentaries online? It happens and it happens with a fury. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751920) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:29 PM Author: Racy Outnumbered Preventive Strike Striped Hyena All the time man. I saw a groom get his dick sucked in front of like 30 people, including his brides younger brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751923) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:23 PM Author: big lodge Titcr. Also, how retarded do you have to be to bang a LV stripper (ie prostitute) unprotected? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751876) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:24 PM Author: Pearly Titillating Resort Earl, let's be honest here: assuming you get married, what do you suppose the chances of you not cheating for the rest of your life are? I put them at approximately 4%, and I am in a generous mood today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751889) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:26 PM Author: big lodge I'm married and faithful thus far. I'm still young, so I don't know what the answer will be in 10 or 40 years from now, but you are correct that most bros will probably cheat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751906) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:30 PM Author: Pearly Titillating Resort Ah, you are not actually Earl. Nevermind. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751928) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:57 PM Author: Spruce Genital Piercing Ladyboy if he's married to a female, then yeah it's not earl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754384) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:24 PM Author: Turquoise slimy juggernaut round eye You should definitely tell her and it will be NBD and then you won't have a secrets between each other (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751888) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:25 PM Author: Pearly Titillating Resort lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751891) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:22 PM Author: Startled chocolate locus background story lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752349) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:26 PM Author: laughsome domesticated locale hunting ground this is pretty standard bro, no biggie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751903) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 3:30 PM Author: cowardly halford water buffalo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muhFxXce6nA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20751926) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:11 PM Author: excitant demanding idiot 151 flame,
someone did a similar thread last week. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:41 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king Not flame brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754296) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:19 PM Author: Slap-happy Point at least you did not technically cheat on your wife, but your girlfriend, however... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752336) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:23 PM Author: Startled chocolate locus background story If you're not responsible enough to put on a condom before sleeping with a stripper/hooker, you are not responsible enough to get married. So, lesson learned. Remember that lesson once you're married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752356) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:25 PM Author: doobsian hairraiser windowlicker you come across as not pretty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752364) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 5:17 PM Author: Startled chocolate locus background story I'm feeling not pretty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752688) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:35 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king Has anyone ever told you that you seem to be unable to formulate even the simplest expressions of logical progression? Are you ESL? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754258) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Startled chocolate locus background story If that confused you, put down the bong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754365) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:28 PM Author: lascivious grizzly meetinghouse travel guidebook Oh man that'd be really shitty if you gave your wife dirty diseases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752374) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:41 PM Author: bateful crackhouse i was at a b party this year where the groom to be banged a chick. he also did some nasty stuff with a stripper.
i think it's normal. no one will tell. |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:48 PM Author: razzmatazz smoky den faggotry Why in the world would you bang a hooker without a condom? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752482) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 4:53 PM Author: Pearly Titillating Resort Because this didn't happen? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20752511) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:34 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king Wasn't a hooker, she was a stripper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754251) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:54 PM Author: Pearly Titillating Resort Distinction without difference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754373) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Poppy church building how is this is a problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754299) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:43 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king A. I cheated on my fucking wife while she's back home in fucking NYC. Some of my bros at the bachelor party are gonna fucking slip up. Some are already joking about telling her.
B. What if I got a disease and I end up giving it to her? |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:44 PM Author: Poppy church building A. lie B. slip zithromax in her coffee for 5 days if you have the clap |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:45 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king If it's HPV or something I can't cure that shit... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754316) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:46 PM Author: Poppy church building it's very unlikely that you caught an std... oh wait? you fucked a STRIPPER? yeah, you probably have the hiv. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754324) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:47 PM Author: comical mentally impaired national security agency why r u pretending u care if the bitch gets an STD
obviously u dont care that much abt her really if u are barebacking whore strippers in vegas two days before ur fucking wedding |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:59 PM Author: elite bawdyhouse philosopher-king I was drunk as fuck dude, and all my bros were egging me on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754399) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:50 PM Author: obsidian theater stage I still can't believe you invited people to your bachelor party who you're afraid would slip up on this, let alone joke about telling her. I won't even talk about my buddy's bachelor party to people who weren't there, let alone to his fucking wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754351) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:53 PM Author: gold razzle-dazzle jap stage What went down breh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754367) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 9:06 PM Author: obsidian theater stage For crying out loud... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754431) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Alcoholic mewling whorehouse mediation isn't this what's supposed to happen at a bachelor party? Just don't tell her obviously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20754360) |
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Date: May 23rd, 2012 11:07 PM Author: splenetic rigor gas station (guy who has never been to a bachelor party) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20755600) |
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Date: May 24th, 2012 12:04 AM Author: electric theater haunted graveyard you guys are the same hypocrites who claim about "insecure" women who dont want their husbands to go to bachelor parties (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1955223&forum_id=2#20756168) |