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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
titillating quadroon
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
laughsome love of her life resort
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
titillating quadroon
  07/26/25
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Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret
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Curious Party Of The First Part
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
cerebral sanctuary
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
titillating quadroon
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Comical Psychic Garrison
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propecia mathematica
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Not hygienic
alcoholic keepsake machete
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laughsome love of her life resort
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
garnet codepig house
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
titillating quadroon
  07/26/25
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laughsome love of her life resort
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
garnet codepig house
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Deranged Chestnut Incel Forum
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
titillating quadroon
  07/27/25
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duck-like beta church antidepressant drug
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
federal genital piercing mental disorder
  07/26/25
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Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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ivory irradiated circlehead public bath
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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mauve know-it-all center
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
lake excitant international law enforcement agency
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
ivory irradiated circlehead public bath
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
titillating quadroon
  07/26/25
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laughsome love of her life resort
  07/26/25
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Outnumbered fuchsia shitlib voyeur
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
laughsome love of her life resort
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Turquoise Wonderful Property Persian
  07/26/25
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Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
greedy hyperventilating stock car old irish cottage
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Razzle-dazzle Flatulent Stage
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
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  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: titillating quadroon

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: laughsome love of her life resort

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: titillating quadroon

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Curious Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: cerebral sanctuary

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: titillating quadroon

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: sable theater

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Cyan boiling water goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: up-to-no-good trump supporter state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Vivacious white market new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: balding contagious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: scarlet sandwich juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: titillating quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: mauve know-it-all center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: ivory irradiated circlehead public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: orange menage half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Cocky cracking meetinghouse jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Submissive plaza sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Comical Psychic Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134983)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49732205)



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Date: March 10th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: propecia mathematica



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49732209)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: alcoholic keepsake machete

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: laughsome love of her life resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: garnet codepig house

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: titillating quadroon

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: laughsome love of her life resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: garnet codepig house

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Deranged Chestnut Incel Forum

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: titillating quadroon

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: duck-like beta church antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: federal genital piercing mental disorder

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: geriatric adventurous foreskin

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: ivory irradiated circlehead public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: big sinister famous landscape painting area

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: mauve know-it-all center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: lake excitant international law enforcement agency

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: ivory irradiated circlehead public bath

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: titillating quadroon

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: laughsome love of her life resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Outnumbered fuchsia shitlib voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: laughsome love of her life resort

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Turquoise Wonderful Property Persian

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indigo water buffalo regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: greedy hyperventilating stock car old irish cottage

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Flatulent Stage

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Copper Theater Stage Cuckoldry

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2#49134975)