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Partner Reamed Me For Legal Arguments - C/Pd from HIS BRIEF

Just got a long ass email going to town on me for some argum...
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cr wrt making up their mind
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180, do this. But don't fucking say "sir" lololol...
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  08/06/12
Lol'd very hard at this
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  08/08/12
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  08/06/12
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  08/06/12
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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

Just got a long ass email going to town on me for some arguments I "made" in a brief.

"As you can tell, I'm a bit frustrated. I don't think this section was remotely close to the standard of work we expect."

The parts he criticized were almost completely copied from another brief he filed on the exact same issue 2 years ago.

We're going to DISCUSS IT in the morning. How should I handle this? Just bend over and take it? Point out he didn't seem to have a problem with the arguments two years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265437)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Carnelian Black Woman Water Buffalo

(1) Flame.

(2) "How should I handle this?" --> By saying, in Imaginary World, where you got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274313)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:14 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

Thank you for your contribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274365)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:14 PM
Author: crusty point

don't be a bitchmade faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265472)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: cream nudist nursing home

Definitely point out that he signed off on the same shitty argument. He'll respect you for putting him in his place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265481)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: razzle mood partner

lmao fuck man. i work for a power hungry 5'5 jew fgt partner like this. he's completely inconsistent in his directives, too. if i ever say anything back, he'll just resort to some boilerplate line about "okay, well, it's on you. i want to see the next draft on my desk by the morning." i've learned to just try to ignore, nod like i'm listening, then do whatever the fuck i want

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265483)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 4:19 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

This guy is a jew, too. Biggest fucking nose that has ever been turned up to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21265507)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:06 PM
Author: Comical business firm

likes are the worst partners to work for. They are whiney little bitches who can't make up their mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266768)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: canary filthpig

cr wrt making up their mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272957)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: canary filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272956)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:04 PM
Author: opaque messiness market

I worked with a short insecure partner who did this shit too. I agree that the best course of action is to nod and ignore him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266748)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: Charismatic spot

I love your shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266753)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:25 PM
Author: marvelous space

I would play it off like you didn't know the sample was from him. Like "Sorry, sir, I took a lot of that section from a document we had on the same issue in the doc store. I printed off a copy for us to look over right before I came over here."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21266877)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: canary filthpig

180, do this. But don't fucking say "sir" lololol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272961)



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Date: August 5th, 2012 7:52 PM
Author: Bull headed vivacious abode stain

I worked for a partner that was like this too. Similar to you and another poaster, that partner is jewish too. I don't know why, but working with him has not made me anti-Semitic; rather, I am just apathetic towards Jews and Israel. I used to care about the issue and not anymore. Either way, back on point, I would be careful about talking about his previous brief. He might get pissed and say something like, "well, that was a different case. I hope you don't expect to practice law like this. Even the most generic contract needs to be tweaked for the issue at hand." I would suggest that you say that you used previous briefs as guidance (not that you pulled it right out of it--i.e., copied and pasted it). Then, just take the ass reaming. BigLaw is similar to prison in that you are either fucking someone or you are the one getting fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21267027)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Sticky floppy mad cow disease factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272314)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:26 PM
Author: Sapphire swollen really tough guy

pls stand up for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272327)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: filthy racy generalized bond

every time he makes a negative comment, throw a page of the brief in his face and ask, "Why you criticizing yourself?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272337)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: Sticky floppy mad cow disease factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272366)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:05 PM
Author: Contagious Foreskin

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21273850)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:42 PM
Author: Bull headed vivacious abode stain

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272450)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

I came in early this morning (8am)in hopes of reading through the brief and reviewing the materials before he got in, but he was already here and the brief was sitting on my chair with the words

"[Associate], Please see me. Thx, [Partner]."

I went over to his office to see if he wanted to discuss it immediately. He did. He asked me to print out a fresh copy of the brief and meet him in the nearest conference room.

He explained that he hoped his email wasn't too harsh, but also hoped that it was harsh enough to get his point across. I told him, "I definitely got the message."

He then spent the next half hour criticizing the 8 pages of the brief, section by section. I nodded a lot and said things like, "I understand," "Yeah, that makes sense," and "Oh, I see." Around the 35 minute mark, I think he realized it was his, because he stopped and leaned back in his seat. He then started to ask, "Did you get this from another," but then stopped himself and shifted gears.

From then on he started talking about how it's alright to use older briefs as references, but said that sometimes people get things wrong, and OCCASIONALLY things will even get past him, so if I ever use something older for reference, I should think CRITICALLY about it and look deeper into the issues to avoid rehashing shitty arguments.

The whole thing went on for about an hour. He stopped by my office later on and invited me to join him and some other old faggots for lunch. I didn't want to go, but I accepted his bullshit peace offering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272575)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant base

hahahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272759)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: Sticky floppy mad cow disease factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272800)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:54 PM
Author: deranged wine people who are hurt

Bro, in prison, you would be married now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274228)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

and you would be dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274263)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:01 PM
Author: deranged wine people who are hurt

Why would I be dead bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274269)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

Because you would try to resist some large well connected brother and you would get raped and shanked and bleed out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274284)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
Author: deranged wine people who are hurt

Nah bro. I would pledge my allegiance to the aryans on day 1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274288)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: Bull headed vivacious abode stain

Arn't you hapa or azn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274300)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:05 PM
Author: deranged wine people who are hurt

LOL. no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274302)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:04 PM
Author: big sanctuary cuckoldry

Beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274294)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:32 PM
Author: Tripping Bright Marketing Idea

Either this really happened or is a next level flame thread. Either way: 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274492)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 6:10 PM
Author: Talented onyx candlestick maker electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21290714)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:11 PM
Author: deranged wine people who are hurt

This is easily handled. Email him back ASAP and attach the old brief. Tell him you based the arguments on this brief on the attached since he used it in the past.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272697)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:17 PM
Author: bat shit crazy theatre

these nightmare associate flames have gotten quite real of late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272774)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Sooty Painfully Honest Area Boiling Water

Lol'd very hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21291028)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:20 PM
Author: Splenetic Sinister Indian Lodge

Must be flame. No way is a professional law job this shitty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272793)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Haunting Drab Piazza Prole

lol, of course not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272844)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:35 PM
Author: razzle mood partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272929)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 4:40 PM
Author: canary filthpig

LOL BROTHER @ OUR NOBLE "PROFESSION"

but no seriously yeah it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21272977)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274261)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:18 PM
Author: Tripping Bright Marketing Idea

Certainly not, certainly not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274388)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:42 PM
Author: Lascivious Hominid

Maybe you should, you know, do more than just copy pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274143)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:47 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

Thanks for the tip lil breh, good luck with 1L.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274182)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:53 PM
Author: Lascivious Hominid

Lol, enjoy getting lathamed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274224)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 6:59 PM
Author: Irradiated black bbw

When Black Thursday took place you had just started college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274260)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Hominid

Was actually interviewing at a v5, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274467)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:03 PM
Author: Mischievous lodge

I once got bitched out by a partner for not rewriting a memo they wrote to a client because "it was really poorly written." I wanted to cry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274283)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:04 PM
Author: deranged wine people who are hurt

Faggots cry bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274291)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:28 PM
Author: Bull headed vivacious abode stain

What do you mean not "rewriting?" As in, you used some precedent document and just changed names (and the precedent document was crappy)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2015448&forum_id=2#21274459)