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When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was ...
narrow-minded candlestick maker
  05/26/24
God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.
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I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercia...
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Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere 1-800-DENTIST too
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  05/26/24
Just use 10-10-321!
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I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember ci...
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I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You ...
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narrow-minded candlestick maker
  05/26/24
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Way more cereal commercials back in the day
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never see Snapple ads anymore
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Lottery commercials
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“Best of” CD mixes
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Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them...
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Period pads using blue ink.
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Now they advertise washable period underwear.
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Miss Cleo
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Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big
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I see ads for California Psychics still
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Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years
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They are all online now
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Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne
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vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the p...
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I never see “PSAs” anymore
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Dexatrim
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Woolite
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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded candlestick maker

When I was a kid there were ads for Static Guard, which was a spray can women used to stop “static cling,” which I think was when women’s dresses stuck to their stockings/hose. I still have no idea how this stuff worked or why it was needed. This wasn’t a one-off or fad product, these commercials were on all the time for years.

Also this thing called “Wisk,” which was supposed to get rid of “ring around the collar.” I guess women don’t do their men’s laundry anymore and/or men don’t wear collared shirts anymore. This product made no sense to me either, cause who even sees the inside of your shirt collar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692575)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Nubile Liquid Oxygen

God can see inside your shirt collar. Never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692606)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: brass locale

I remember endless long distance telephone carrier commercials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692580)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: splenetic legend

Cr 1-800-COLLECT was everywhere

1-800-DENTIST too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692597)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: plum floppy hunting ground masturbator

dial down the middle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692774)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: purple big boltzmann jewess

I remember the ones for those discount long distance numbers like 10-10-321 and 10-10-220, they always had bitter comedians like George Carlin and Dennis Miller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693952)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: narrow-minded candlestick maker

ALF and Al Bundy too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694087)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: Bipolar multi-billionaire

Just use 10-10-321!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697864)



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Date: May 28th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Bipolar multi-billionaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDonrJ2WVWM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47697867)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Topaz Skinny Woman

OP was not what I was expecting, which was cig ads

Do mesothelioma PI commercials count here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692583)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: narrow-minded candlestick maker

I don’t think anyone here is old enough to remember cigarette commercials on TV, other than OldHLSGuy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694091)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Topaz Skinny Woman

You got Virginia Slims, now, baby

You've come a long, long way

https://youtu.be/DknIw0KhrZ8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694319)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: salmon aphrodisiac sound barrier

Head on Apply Directly to the Forehead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692584)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Charcoal talented resort

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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:14 PM
Author: Provocative Really Tough Guy

Zoobooks! Special TV offer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692706)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: Beta Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

(guy that hasn't seen any ads for sports gambling)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692709)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bearded copper school cafeteria potus

I remember a lot of ads for athlete's foot medication. You don't see that so much anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692587)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded candlestick maker

That’s a good one. More people go to the gym now too. Maybe gyms today are less disgusting than the Ys of yesteryear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694094)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Bearded copper school cafeteria potus

Yeah, or maybe socks are better or more breathable somehow, like people aren't wearing big thick tubesocks anymore or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694324)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: salmon aphrodisiac sound barrier

Way more cereal commercials back in the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692589)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: plum floppy hunting ground masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692778)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: salmon aphrodisiac sound barrier

never see Snapple ads anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692602)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: Beta Bawdyhouse Preventive Strike

(faggot skallas)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692678)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating frum heaven

margarine that tastes like butter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692605)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Bearded copper school cafeteria potus

Lottery commercials



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692607)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: splenetic legend

“Best of” CD mixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692608)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Bearded copper school cafeteria potus

Those are really nostalgic for me. I remember watching them as a kid. They would play a few seconds of each song, and I would learn and sing the "mixes" to myself. My dad thought it was hilarious.

Example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHRI8Mb95k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693045)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Nubile Liquid Oxygen

Period pads using blue ink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692610)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: marvelous locus

Now they advertise washable period underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692625)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: marvelous locus

Edu-cation con-nec-tion...*hot chick bounces around*

Instant coffee



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692616)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Topaz Skinny Woman

Get connected

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692661)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal

Education Connection girl is broke and begging for money

https://www.gofundme.com/f/with-rent-and-bills-during-the-writers-strike?utm_campaign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694072)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Provocative Really Tough Guy

psychic readings, divination shit, I forgot the name of the popular one right before 9/11 miss Cleo or something like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692624)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: trip old irish cottage

Miss Cleo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692626)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:16 PM
Author: Bright Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692716)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: purple big boltzmann jewess

Dionne Warwick Psychic Friends Network was also big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693955)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: dun motley theater stage internal respiration

I see ads for California Psychics still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692732)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Provocative Really Tough Guy

https://youtu.be/O-2gifrvuwU?si=ase2Pr8IZNSGRGZX

Christine said we could talk about ANYTHING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692673)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Bright Den

Now That's What I Call Music 250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692719)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:18 PM
Author: Bright Den

Girls Gone Wild

Jamster

Whole genre of disreputable services that would come on late at night on the Sci-Fi channel or Comedy Central

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692726)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Unholy boistinker sanctuary

Hooked on Phonics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692770)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Bright Den

Muzzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694039)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: plum floppy hunting ground masturbator

the only ads now are medication and gambling. showing that the only profitable businesses are servicing boomers and scamming proles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692780)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: dark wagecucks sex offender

Haven't seen an AOL commercial in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47692781)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: slimy cracking macaca messiness

They are all online now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693731)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Nighttime flushed base mental disorder

Used to be lots more ads for perfume and cologne

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693965)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Sooty Deer Antler Stage

vaginal douche commercials. they never actually named the product, either. there would be weird vague allusions to 'feeling fresh' and stock footage of women in dresses cavorting in fields followed by the summer's eve logo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47693966)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Arousing twinkling range

I never see “PSAs” anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694031)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: medicated sneaky criminal

Dexatrim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694073)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Bipolar multi-billionaire

Woolite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694089)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: Bipolar multi-billionaire

Crystal Light

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCJUiqQxtZQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694090)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Henna vivacious factory reset button

Jenny Craig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694099)



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Date: May 26th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Bipolar multi-billionaire

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLxesVFWhCE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694342)



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Date: May 29th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Henna vivacious factory reset button

apparently they went bankrupt in the last year. the fats have won

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47702035)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: dun motley theater stage internal respiration

Blockbuster Video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5532806&forum_id=2#47694523)