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FML. Accidentally put "lol wtf did he say" in my resume

Resume currently reads: Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he ...
claret international law enforcement agency house
  07/24/09
you can replace it, np
crawly goyim
  07/24/09
how and where?
claret international law enforcement agency house
  07/24/09
send a new resume ASAP
vibrant location turdskin
  07/24/09
how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to chang...
claret international law enforcement agency house
  07/24/09
contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a ty...
crawly goyim
  07/24/09
Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submi...
floppy brethren
  07/24/09
180 whether flame or not EDIT: after thinking it over, i ...
avocado hall nowag
  07/24/09
made me LOL
adulterous dark cuck
  07/24/09
If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.
Lake low-t casino rigpig
  07/24/09
cosign
at-the-ready stimulating box office mother
  07/24/09
cosign as well
cobalt codepig death wish
  07/24/09
double cocosign
tan set
  02/08/10
guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out h...
claret international law enforcement agency house
  07/24/09
u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most...
Nofapping National
  07/24/09
career services office is closed over weekend i think. t...
claret international law enforcement agency house
  07/24/09
once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to ...
Nofapping National
  07/24/09
thanks a lot i will give it a shot.
claret international law enforcement agency house
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that career services actually know anythin...
lascivious slimy keepsake machete
  07/24/09
lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything ...
Nofapping National
  07/24/09
dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or ca...
boyish theater internal respiration
  07/24/09
i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over...
claret international law enforcement agency house
  07/24/09
never know if you don't try, but definitely send something n...
boyish theater internal respiration
  07/24/09
I had a similar situation with resume submission where I sub...
Crystalline sticky rehab hominid
  02/08/10
lulz
electric territorial whorehouse marketing idea
  02/08/10
this is hilarious flame 178
motley menage
  07/24/09
awesome
Navy chad office
  07/24/09
180
up-to-no-good khaki circlehead
  07/24/09
flame but 180
coiffed shimmering background story
  07/24/09
this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it w...
Jet Sickened Orchestra Pit
  07/24/09
At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing. ...
Hideous exciting stage
  07/25/09
Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGG...
burgundy temple
  02/08/10
i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in whereve...
tan set
  07/25/09
180
Federal multi-colored juggernaut parlor
  07/25/09
...
Cocky Station
  08/13/09
ROFL
Appetizing dead pit generalized bond
  08/14/09
my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that ...
diverse twinkling shrine
  08/14/09
never forget
up-to-no-good khaki circlehead
  09/16/09
haha i forgot this
stirring point twinkling uncleanness
  09/16/09
I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I us...
mischievous impertinent karate hospital
  09/17/09
what was the word was it bird?
comical sick pervert fanboi
  09/17/09
I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a ...
mischievous impertinent karate hospital
  09/17/09
i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i ...
comical sick pervert fanboi
  09/17/09
I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for...
mischievous impertinent karate hospital
  09/17/09
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
comical sick pervert fanboi
  09/17/09
I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school...
mischievous impertinent karate hospital
  09/17/09
fuck this is pissing me off i need to go for a walk to co...
Transparent bateful area dopamine
  03/31/10
And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not ...
mischievous impertinent karate hospital
  09/17/09
write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipat...
mint church
  02/08/10
I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.
Chartreuse Bull Headed Market
  09/17/09
Quite awesome I've heard of stories where people mailed the...
hairraiser submissive incel
  09/17/09
...
Transparent bateful area dopamine
  02/08/10
i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still prese...
comical sick pervert fanboi
  02/08/10
...
Transparent bateful area dopamine
  11/09/10
...
Cream address
  03/31/10
180
Transparent bateful area dopamine
  03/31/10
tytytytytyty
salmon offensive ape
  03/31/10
180. never forget.
up-to-no-good khaki circlehead
  08/19/10
There is actually a website deadniggerstorage.org
heady crotch
  08/19/10
...
comical sick pervert fanboi
  11/24/10
pwned
Transparent bateful area dopamine
  03/19/11


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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:05 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency house

Resume currently reads:

Intern, Spring 2006ol wtf did he say

job stuff

job stuff

i was talking on gchat while updating my resume on symplicity and must have not clicked over to the correct window. is there any way to edit this? the bidding is closed now? should i call the school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337069)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: crawly goyim

you can replace it, np

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337071)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:06 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency house

how and where?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337079)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:07 PM
Author: vibrant location turdskin

send a new resume ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337082)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:09 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency house

how do i do it? im on symplicity and theres now way to change the resume for firms that i bid on.

seriously this isnt flame and im fucking freaking out. if anyone who is reading this has any idea what to do please post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337097)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:19 PM
Author: crawly goyim

contact career services, chill, just tell them you have a typo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337180)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: floppy brethren

Go to documents. Add new documents. Change the one you submitted. I've done this more than once post bidding. It's fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337229)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:08 PM
Author: avocado hall nowag

180 whether flame or not

EDIT: after thinking it over, i give it a 173 if flame and 177 if not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337086)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: adulterous dark cuck

made me LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337104)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:10 PM
Author: Lake low-t casino rigpig

If that resume ever gets to my desk you have an interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337105)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: at-the-ready stimulating box office mother

cosign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337113)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:30 PM
Author: cobalt codepig death wish

cosign as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337251)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: tan set

double cocosign



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059304)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:11 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency house

guys please help i will pay someone if they can figure out how to fix this im dead serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337110)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:13 PM
Author: Nofapping National

u need to be talking to ur career services ppl, not us. most likely they are the only ones who can fix this -- if it even can be fixed. if they've already run the bids and made resumes available to employers -- ur fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337123)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:14 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency house

career services office is closed over weekend i think.

theres gotta fucking be something that can be done. are you positive i cant update it through symplicity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337129)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: Nofapping National

once bidding ends, i'm pretty sure there is no way for u to access or change it through the student interface. if ur in town where ur school is right now, go down there and knock on some doors or something. maybe u will get lucky and someone is dicking around with OCI stuff over the weekend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337149)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:18 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency house

thanks a lot i will give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337164)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: lascivious slimy keepsake machete

lol @ the thought that career services actually know anything, much less that they know more than the brilliant minds assembled at this popular and helpful e-mail blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337140)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:17 PM
Author: Nofapping National

lol @ the thought that anyone here can actually DO anything to help this guy. his CS ppl are the ones who have access to the back-end of symplicity and could *possibly* catch this before employers see it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337158)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: boyish theater internal respiration

dude, if you are serious, you are an idiot. just email or call someone at your school's career services office...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337132)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:16 PM
Author: claret international law enforcement agency house

i know im an idiot dude i just basically fucked my life over.

do you think they can seriously help me out? and the office is fucking closed right now. do i wait until monday? fuck man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337145)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:21 PM
Author: boyish theater internal respiration

never know if you don't try, but definitely send something now. people at my school's office respond to weekend emails...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337193)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: Crystalline sticky rehab hominid

I had a similar situation with resume submission where I submitted an outdated version of my resume that had some bad typos. All I did was email "updated" resume to the employer contact and made sure I took printed copies with me to my interview. Just found out last week that I got the job, so it couldn't have hurt too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058849)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:05 PM
Author: electric territorial whorehouse marketing idea

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058862)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:15 PM
Author: motley menage

this is hilarious flame

178

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337139)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:20 PM
Author: Navy chad office

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337186)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:24 PM
Author: up-to-no-good khaki circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337213)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 6:25 PM
Author: coiffed shimmering background story

flame but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12337216)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 8:27 PM
Author: Jet Sickened Orchestra Pit

this is an obvious flame. op's error is so unique that it would result in automatic outing as xo poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12338336)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:12 AM
Author: Hideous exciting stage

At this point, outing him wouldn't be such a bad thing.

At least then the people would know it was a typo, and not his idea of a douchebag joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342105)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:03 PM
Author: burgundy temple

Also outing the OP as a racist with the name "DEAD NIGGER STORAGE"

LOL yeah right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058845)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 12:02 AM
Author: tan set

i doubt anyone reads resumes anyway. you will get in wherever you apply!

cant fix this BTW. simplicity mails the resumes when closed. even the IT ppl at simplicity will tell you its too late.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12340165)



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Date: July 25th, 2009 4:40 AM
Author: Federal multi-colored juggernaut parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12342171)



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Date: August 13th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Cocky Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12496322)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:44 PM
Author: Appetizing dead pit generalized bond

ROFL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503589)



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Date: August 14th, 2009 2:49 PM
Author: diverse twinkling shrine

my miserable state of unemployment/debt has me praying that this is real...if it is, can i taste your tears of despair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12503619)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: up-to-no-good khaki circlehead

never forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763772)



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Date: September 16th, 2009 10:14 PM
Author: stirring point twinkling uncleanness

haha i forgot this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12763778)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: mischievous impertinent karate hospital

I HOPE this is flame--I wonder if he got any offers... I used a single unorthodox word in my resume and almost every single interviewer brought it up--much less using gchat language in the middle of my employment experience.

Hobbies: Looking like a f*ck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768155)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: comical sick pervert fanboi

what was the word

was it bird?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768186)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: mischievous impertinent karate hospital

I wish I could tell you, but it'd out me and I still need a job offer. I mean, I didn't think it was a bad choice of words...I used it without a second thought, but EVERY interviewer (at least 85% including CBS) brought it up. Sad to think that bad word choice was likely an auto-ding for many firms that I got rejected from, and I didn't even use it incorrectly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768255)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: comical sick pervert fanboi

i need to know now! would u be willing to email it to me? i won't tell anyone what it is, but i might come back here and rate it on a 1-10 scale of weirdness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768264)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: mischievous impertinent karate hospital

I can tell you that it is most certainly a 1 (maybe a 2) for weirdness. It was a verb. Which is why I simply do not get the looks on their faces. Some gave puzzled face, some laughed, some queried, some said they liked it which is weird in itself (then--DING!). By the end I was doing anything I could to avoid discussion of my resume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768311)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: comical sick pervert fanboi

FUCK

YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768319)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: mischievous impertinent karate hospital

I dont have a bunch of email accounts, I only have my school one with my name in it, so don't mind me if I refuse to share. I understand the curiosity, but I assure you it is not THAT exciting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768338)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: Transparent bateful area dopamine

fuck this is pissing me off

i need to go for a walk to cool down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555628)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: mischievous impertinent karate hospital

And no, although bird is often the word, it was in fact not the word on this occasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768266)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:03 PM
Author: mint church

write a paragraph that includes the word.......the anticipation is killing me dood. or at least give us a list words on the same level of strangeness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059705)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: Chartreuse Bull Headed Market

I don't understand how this is possible, but 180 if true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768232)



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Date: September 17th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: hairraiser submissive incel

Quite awesome

I've heard of stories where people mailed there resumes from inappropriate e-mail addresses, but this one is way funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#12768391)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 8:53 PM
Author: Transparent bateful area dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14058756)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:41 PM
Author: comical sick pervert fanboi

i can't believe the red ball i placed on this is still preserved

so good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14059319)



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Date: November 9th, 2010 3:33 PM
Author: Transparent bateful area dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16508023)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Cream address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555610)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Transparent bateful area dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555613)



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Date: March 31st, 2010 1:57 AM
Author: salmon offensive ape

tytytytytyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#14555615)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 4:43 PM
Author: up-to-no-good khaki circlehead

180. never forget.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829538)



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Date: August 19th, 2010 5:10 PM
Author: heady crotch

There is actually a website

deadniggerstorage.org

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#15829790)



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Date: November 24th, 2010 12:59 PM
Author: comical sick pervert fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#16634210)



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Date: March 19th, 2011 12:21 AM
Author: Transparent bateful area dopamine

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1049405&forum_id=2#17547634)