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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
canary den
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Honey-headed stirring candlestick maker
  07/20/17
Waddled here
Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account
  07/20/17
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canary den
  07/20/17
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titillating hall dysfunction
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
Wonderful plum state
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
glassy doctorate
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
multi-colored orchestra pit
  10/18/21
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Translucent mad cow disease
  07/20/17
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snowy newt
  07/20/17
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silver talented menage
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
snowy newt
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
zippy white lay yarmulke
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Soul-stirring Forum Antidepressant Drug
  07/20/17
Titcq
titillating hall dysfunction
  07/20/17
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Turquoise kitchen becky
  03/02/18
Yes.
canary den
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
maroon coiffed people who are hurt
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
jet quadroon
  07/20/17
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insanely creepy ape
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
zippy white lay yarmulke
  07/20/17
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canary den
  08/01/17
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insanely creepy ape
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account
  08/01/17
...
canary den
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
spectacular headpube house
  09/18/17
cq
bisexual self-absorbed trailer park generalized bond
  09/18/17
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180 Opaque School Cafeteria Pocket Flask
  09/04/21
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canary den
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
pontificating grizzly cruise ship
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
canary den
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Soul-stirring Forum Antidepressant Drug
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
canary den
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Henna therapy office
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Soul-stirring Forum Antidepressant Drug
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
bisexual self-absorbed trailer park generalized bond
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
startled vigorous dingle berry indian lodge
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
Charismatic rambunctious box office trust fund
  03/02/18
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canary den
  07/24/18
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canary den
  02/19/19
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canary den
  10/31/19
id do this for free
maroon coiffed people who are hurt
  10/31/19
...
Umber windowlicker fat ankles
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
galvanic nudist tanning salon
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Swashbuckling frisky digit ratio
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
180 Opaque School Cafeteria Pocket Flask
  09/04/21
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caitlin clark
  06/18/25
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canary den
  10/18/21
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  06/23/22
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  12/14/23
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lfo
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
manic pixie dream litigator
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
,..,,,,,,....,,,...,
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
caitlin clark
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: canary den

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Honey-headed stirring candlestick maker

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: titillating hall dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Wonderful plum state

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: glassy doctorate

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: multi-colored orchestra pit

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Translucent mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: snowy newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: silver talented menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: snowy newt

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: zippy white lay yarmulke

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Forum Antidepressant Drug

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: titillating hall dysfunction

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Turquoise kitchen becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: canary den

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: maroon coiffed people who are hurt

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: jet quadroon

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: zippy white lay yarmulke

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: insanely creepy ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: Bistre Fluffy Heaven Community Account

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: spectacular headpube house

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: bisexual self-absorbed trailer park generalized bond

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: 180 Opaque School Cafeteria Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: pontificating grizzly cruise ship

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: canary den

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Forum Antidepressant Drug

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: canary den

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Henna therapy office

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Forum Antidepressant Drug

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: bisexual self-absorbed trailer park generalized bond

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: startled vigorous dingle berry indian lodge

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Charismatic rambunctious box office trust fund

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: maroon coiffed people who are hurt

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Umber windowlicker fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: galvanic nudist tanning salon

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling frisky digit ratio

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: 180 Opaque School Cafeteria Pocket Flask

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: caitlin clark



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: canary den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Umber windowlicker fat ankles



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Umber windowlicker fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: ,..,,,,,,....,,,...,

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: caitlin clark

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)