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How does BIGLAW treat you when you first arrive?

Like the fist month or so, are the senior associates you're ...
lascivious shrine
  12/15/09
"Bitch, write my memo."
Contagious gaping center
  12/15/09
lol really?
lascivious shrine
  12/15/09
do you seriously expect a lot of hand holding and kind words...
Contagious gaping center
  12/15/09
I'm sure you're aware of it, but you are the kind of person ...
Hairless library faggotry
  12/15/09
yep, but Im good at what I do.
Contagious gaping center
  12/15/09
being a strident asshole with a chip on his shoulder?
Hairless library faggotry
  12/15/09
nice. there's a shortage of competent microsoft word operato...
Drab impressive bbw
  02/08/10
cool bro, tell us about your start in shitlaw
hairraiser dingle berry half-breed
  02/08/10
TBF, I get credit for this too.
Violent wine party of the first part
  12/15/09
I love how you're proud of this.
fear-inspiring honey-headed roommate
  12/15/09
I'm just doing my part to cause the collapse of biglaw.
Violent wine party of the first part
  12/15/09
why kill the thing you love?
fear-inspiring honey-headed roommate
  12/15/09
I hate biglaw, where have you been?
Violent wine party of the first part
  12/15/09
right, but you derive your entire self-worth from it. I ass...
fear-inspiring honey-headed roommate
  12/15/09
don't you mean "You write my memo boy!"
pungent vermilion parlor generalized bond
  02/06/10
at Latham you come in and setup your office. dave gordon th...
shaky theatre
  12/15/09
LOL
Red Meetinghouse Hissy Fit
  12/15/09
i highly recommend this poast
Sepia piazza factory reset button
  12/15/09
cr
Appetizing milk plaza
  01/28/10
haha
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  01/28/10
lol
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...
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  02/16/10
...
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  02/16/10
sink or swim
Onyx temple
  12/15/09
don't stop git it git it!
hairraiser dingle berry half-breed
  12/15/09
first you sign all the HR forms, then you're given a set of ...
saffron 180 institution
  12/15/09
they don't "ride your ass from day one"
razzmatazz stock car genital piercing
  12/15/09
how would you describe it
concupiscible kink-friendly organic girlfriend
  12/15/09
At my firm it's kind of a mix, hours-wise. Some people are ...
Misunderstood chad
  12/15/09
I am in a niche practice. With that said, first years are ty...
Violet Rebellious Area
  12/15/09
I'll never know
Twisted Cruel-hearted Clown Lodge
  12/15/09
Depends on what firm and whether you are any good. We have ...
aphrodisiac boistinker
  12/15/09
My first assignments were memos and smaller transactions whe...
Stimulating Cerise Crackhouse
  12/15/09
My experience may be unusual, as I was slotted into a pretty...
avocado painfully honest kitchen really tough guy
  12/15/09
Like shit, and it never stops.
startled cyan internal respiration ceo
  12/15/09
new associates are raped and farted upon
twinkling jap stead
  02/06/10
gang or individually?
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  02/06/10
raped individually, farted upon by a gang
twinkling jap stead
  02/06/10
At my firm, the lit first years a year ago were put on a doc...
vigorous stag film macaca
  02/06/10
"doc review project that required mandatory 10 billable...
Drab impressive bbw
  02/08/10
I've been treated well so far, but im in bigregionallaw. ...
provocative coral shitlib
  02/06/10
I am a first year in corporate, and so far my hours haven't ...
Bistre spectacular volcanic crater
  02/08/10
market?
saffron 180 institution
  02/08/10
Secondary.
Bistre spectacular volcanic crater
  02/08/10
25/wk
provocative coral shitlib
  02/08/10
I did between 30 and 35 the last couple weeks, plus a shit t...
Bistre spectacular volcanic crater
  02/08/10
yeah, I've been doing a lot of non-billable so i've been wor...
provocative coral shitlib
  02/08/10
lucky dude, i know several people from a couple of markets w...
scarlet disgusting legal warrant theater
  02/08/10
Not sure I'd wish for that many hours, but struggling to bil...
Bistre spectacular volcanic crater
  02/08/10
30-40 is plenty. I'm getting ~ 25 and thats more than mos...
provocative coral shitlib
  02/08/10
At one firm in LA, the Senior partner goes shopping at Barne...
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  02/08/10
They treat me fine. I've had steady to busy levels of work ...
Insecure kitty cat
  02/08/10
I may never experience this.
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  02/08/10
It's a little weird because you will think quality work and ...
Nudist Turdskin Forum
  02/08/10


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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: lascivious shrine

Like the fist month or so, are the senior associates you're getting work from (I assume you don't work for partners for a while) - how do they treat you? How does the firm as a whole treat you? Do they ride your ass from day one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557163)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: Contagious gaping center

"Bitch, write my memo."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557178)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: lascivious shrine

lol really?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557185)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Contagious gaping center

do you seriously expect a lot of hand holding and kind words for 160k a year?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557277)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 6:47 PM
Author: Hairless library faggotry

I'm sure you're aware of it, but you are the kind of person that makes the "profession" as miserable as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13560513)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:50 PM
Author: Contagious gaping center

yep, but Im good at what I do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563428)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:56 PM
Author: Hairless library faggotry

being a strident asshole with a chip on his shoulder?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563508)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:25 PM
Author: Drab impressive bbw

nice. there's a shortage of competent microsoft word operators in our culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059990)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:45 PM
Author: hairraiser dingle berry half-breed

cool bro, tell us about your start in shitlaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14060270)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:18 PM
Author: Violent wine party of the first part

TBF, I get credit for this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563793)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:22 PM
Author: fear-inspiring honey-headed roommate

I love how you're proud of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563853)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:23 PM
Author: Violent wine party of the first part

I'm just doing my part to cause the collapse of biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563869)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:24 PM
Author: fear-inspiring honey-headed roommate

why kill the thing you love?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563877)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:25 PM
Author: Violent wine party of the first part

I hate biglaw, where have you been?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563886)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring honey-headed roommate

right, but you derive your entire self-worth from it. I assumed there was some kind of Stockholm Syndrome at work here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563903)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:20 PM
Author: pungent vermilion parlor generalized bond

don't you mean "You write my memo boy!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034174)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:31 PM
Author: shaky theatre

at Latham you come in and setup your office. dave gordon then calls you down to the conference room to lay you off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557195)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Red Meetinghouse Hissy Fit

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557324)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:58 PM
Author: Sepia piazza factory reset button

i highly recommend this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563539)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 9:25 PM
Author: Appetizing milk plaza

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13945422)



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Date: January 28th, 2010 9:29 PM
Author: haunting casino

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13945455)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:57 PM
Author: opaque nursing home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034032)



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Date: February 16th, 2010 3:04 PM
Author: Brass titillating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14138800)



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Date: February 16th, 2010 3:08 PM
Author: rose mental disorder affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14138842)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:34 PM
Author: Onyx temple

sink or swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557213)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: hairraiser dingle berry half-breed

don't stop git it git it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557299)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: saffron 180 institution

first you sign all the HR forms, then you're given a set of kneepads and, after that, there is a final tube of KY handed out with the verbal warning, "don't go too crazy with it, it's all you get for your first 3 months"

then the fun begins (translation: this is not a summer program)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13557396)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 6:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz stock car genital piercing

they don't "ride your ass from day one"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13560468)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:53 PM
Author: concupiscible kink-friendly organic girlfriend

how would you describe it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563466)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: Misunderstood chad

At my firm it's kind of a mix, hours-wise. Some people are slammed, some aren't. But I've never heard of any first years being treated unprofessionally (yelling, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13560724)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 9:37 PM
Author: Violet Rebellious Area

I am in a niche practice. With that said, first years are typically sort of ignored for the first month or so. The learning curve is steep so they ease a first year into it. There is a lot of nonbillable work for the first year, and some pro bono work also. Typically, it is all the stuff that the more senior people don't want to deal with.

After the first two months, you start getting integrated into projects by being assigned very discrete issues to research and report back on.

Partners are generally nice, but make no mistake, they expect things to be correct and delivered on time. There is simply no excuse for sloppy research or lack of attention to detail. Writing styles always differ coming out of law school, so people generally expect that a first year will need some time to learn the best way to write for clients. But poor research or late assignments will be a deal-killer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13562419)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:53 PM
Author: Twisted Cruel-hearted Clown Lodge

I'll never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563463)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boistinker

Depends on what firm and whether you are any good. We have first years who go from doc review to doc review with BS memos mixed in. Me, back when, I was writing briefs and taking deps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563493)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:56 PM
Author: Stimulating Cerise Crackhouse

My first assignments were memos and smaller transactions where I worked directly with a 5th-year associate who was running the deal, and asked me to do all of the ancillary documents (board resolutions, disclosure schedules and such). Some first years were stuck on doc review/diligence right away. You might get lucky and be asked to do something substantive, like draft/negotiate a disclosure schedule or side agreement.

Your "mentor" may take you to lunch somewhere in the area. People are usually happy to see you and grateful for the extra manpower.

Life sucks by the second month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563502)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 10:57 PM
Author: avocado painfully honest kitchen really tough guy

My experience may be unusual, as I was slotted into a pretty particular practice group in IP based on my background, but I felt like I got a ton of attention/training/mentoring from partners and senior associates right from the first week. They had a number of assignments ready and waiting for me when I started, and they spent a ton of time getting me up to speed so i could do worthwhile work.

Edit: As the guy above said, they were happy to get the extra help and wanted me to be able to pitch in competently ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563522)



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Date: December 15th, 2009 11:26 PM
Author: startled cyan internal respiration ceo

Like shit, and it never stops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#13563909)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:15 PM
Author: twinkling jap stead

new associates are raped and farted upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034124)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: cracking orange address antidepressant drug

gang or individually?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034128)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:16 PM
Author: twinkling jap stead

raped individually, farted upon by a gang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034135)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:25 PM
Author: vigorous stag film macaca

At my firm, the lit first years a year ago were put on a doc review project that required mandatory 10 billable hours/day while they were still in orientation. That doc review project lasted about 2 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034219)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:30 PM
Author: Drab impressive bbw

"doc review project that required mandatory 10 billable hours/day"

so what is that, like 20 hours a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14060070)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 4:29 PM
Author: provocative coral shitlib

I've been treated well so far, but im in bigregionallaw.

I've worked directly with a junior partner quite a bit and have gone out to lunch/drinks with partners a couple times.

Most people in our office leave by 7. I worked until 10:00 one day which is rare for our office and was bought drinks for doing so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14034275)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:37 PM
Author: Bistre spectacular volcanic crater

I am a first year in corporate, and so far my hours haven't been bad. I try to work 8:30-7 with a short lunch, and a couple days each week I work later to get assignments finished. I've worked with partners and senior associates, and a mix of billable and non-billable work. Managing to stay busy but not slammed. And praying to god I don't do something too stupid. For the most part everyone is civil and friendly--no screamers.

How many hours are you January starters billing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059232)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:38 PM
Author: saffron 180 institution

market?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059246)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Bistre spectacular volcanic crater

Secondary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059862)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:00 PM
Author: provocative coral shitlib

25/wk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059645)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:19 PM
Author: Bistre spectacular volcanic crater

I did between 30 and 35 the last couple weeks, plus a shit ton of non-billable. Total hours have been around 60/week, which doesn't feel that painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059911)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:21 PM
Author: provocative coral shitlib

yeah, I've been doing a lot of non-billable so i've been working about 50-60 actual hours. just not much billable work right now, at least in my department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059936)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:13 PM
Author: scarlet disgusting legal warrant theater

lucky dude, i know several people from a couple of markets who are working 250-300 hour januaries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059827)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:18 PM
Author: Bistre spectacular volcanic crater

Not sure I'd wish for that many hours, but struggling to bill 30-40 every week keeps making me nervous. I literally walk in the door most days with <2 hours of predictable billables, then wait for people to give me more assignments. Working so far, but a little too "on the edge" for my taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059897)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:20 PM
Author: provocative coral shitlib

30-40 is plenty.

I'm getting ~ 25 and thats more than most other people who started in January

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059919)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:46 PM
Author: Orchid theater stage faggot firefighter

At one firm in LA, the Senior partner goes shopping at Barney's and Tiffany's while you cry in your parent's basement because he fired you after 3 months on the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059396)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 9:48 PM
Author: Insecure kitty cat

They treat me fine. I've had steady to busy levels of work but some it my class don't. It depends a lot on practice area and luck. No one yells. Biglaw is quite passive/aggressive. When they want you gone people stop giving you work and then they tell you you haven't met your hours and you move along. There's very little that's unpleasant about it if you will be here short term IMO. Hours suck sometimes but this is temporary for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059424)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:15 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth toaster

I may never experience this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14059851)



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Date: February 8th, 2010 10:44 PM
Author: Nudist Turdskin Forum

It's a little weird because you will think quality work and solid analysis would put you on the fast track. You are wrong. The only thing that matters in life are typos. Typos decide cases and are the most important thing of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1165555&forum_id=2#14060255)