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Why does ARE Reptile have such a low IQ?

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Hyperactive telephone foreskin
  07/08/20
He is, by a country mile, the worst poaster here.
fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn
  07/08/20
(close 2nd)
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
idk if it's that close. ARE reptile seems incapable of even ...
Mischievous abusive windowlicker ticket booth
  07/08/20
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Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
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Razzle-dazzle Turdskin
  07/08/20
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fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn
  07/08/20
(nyuug)
floppy walnut brethren
  07/08/20
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Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
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Saffron Motley Hospital
  07/08/20
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fantasy-prone talented stain public bath
  07/08/20
he's either extraordinarily retarded or a great flame artist
Cerise rambunctious mexican
  07/08/20
it's doobs.
irradiated abode coldplay fan
  07/08/20
I work 16 hours a day. I post in short violent burst of utte...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
you've never been to russia and you've never shot a gun. plu...
Hyperactive telephone foreskin
  07/08/20
Sure thing, bro.
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
plus he's a back office prole
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
I do everything from work on bank resolution planning to ove...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
this is all woman’s work. it’s make work bullshi...
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
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hairless adventurous garrison coffee pot
  07/08/20
Like right now Im working on Compliance approval for dissolv...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
u sure are proud of your menial little role as a back office...
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
he owns $60k watches!
Cerise rambunctious mexican
  07/08/20
Remember when he leased a Kia for 3 months and then leased a...
Hyperactive telephone foreskin
  07/08/20
Still have the Kia. Bought and sold the Porsche for a profit...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
you leased a Porsche and made money? ljl
Hyperactive telephone foreskin
  07/08/20
I bought a Porsche from a dude going through a divorce. I di...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
maybe this is the financial vehicle he invented while clerki...
Cerise rambunctious mexican
  07/08/20
I did in fact invent an insurance product. I never said I cl...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
did you claim to be his law partner after you were an associ...
Cerise rambunctious mexican
  07/08/20
The head of bank resolution planning here made $437k last ye...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
this is woman’s work
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
Yet somehow basically all the MD roles are filled by men.......
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
sorry you’re a risk averse low iq faggot
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
i thought u made more than this
lime indecent address internal respiration
  07/08/20
he’s persistent. he posts nonsense that nobody respond...
swashbuckling haunted graveyard lettuce
  07/08/20
what fat dumb office admins are to doctors, compliance &ldqu...
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
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fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn
  07/08/20
Guy posting this in the same week that DB paid the NYS DFS $...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
do u think HR officers are alpha heroes when u see companies...
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
HR doesnt have anything to do with any of that. HR is a pure...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
you have such a low iq. it’s really remarkable. i&rsqu...
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
Cool, bro. Just remember to discuss 1st, 2nd and 3rd line co...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
i’m front office. i would never have to stoop that low...
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20
Cool story, bro. Enjoy selling notes to WM clients who think...
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
He claimed to own a condo in Brighton Beach and once showed ...
fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn
  07/08/20
LJL. No.
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
Inbreeding
Contagious Apoplectic Hell
  07/08/20
we're all jealous of his high paying fast paced broker deale...
Titillating kitty cat rehab
  07/08/20
spritezero getting needlessly mad itt. hilarious and brutall...
hairless adventurous garrison coffee pot
  07/08/20
lawyers seem to have some kind of hatred for compliance dwee...
Titillating kitty cat rehab
  07/08/20
They want my job but cant have it. Sucks for them.
cream gaped area goyim
  07/08/20
lol yeah. i have to deal w compliance “people” o...
Mustard cracking parlour
  07/08/20


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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive telephone foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568713)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:50 PM
Author: fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn

He is, by a country mile, the worst poaster here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568717)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:53 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

(close 2nd)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568742)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 2:54 PM
Author: Mischievous abusive windowlicker ticket booth

idk if it's that close. ARE reptile seems incapable of even talking like a human being, Upset Jew just makes bad jokes. but yeah definitely second.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568756)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:04 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568848)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568864)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568869)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:07 PM
Author: floppy walnut brethren

(nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568871)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:11 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568901)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Saffron Motley Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569262)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 8:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone talented stain public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40570547)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Cerise rambunctious mexican

he's either extraordinarily retarded or a great flame artist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568886)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: irradiated abode coldplay fan

it's doobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568897)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:13 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

I work 16 hours a day. I post in short violent burst of utter flame. You are expecting quality where I can not afford the time to dedicate to quality so you get quantity instead. Very Russian approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568923)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive telephone foreskin

you've never been to russia and you've never shot a gun. plus you're short and bald.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568931)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

Sure thing, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568947)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:16 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

plus he's a back office prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568950)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

I do everything from work on bank resolution planning to oversee trade surveillance escalation calls. Mother fucker -- I just approved a deck on 18 SAR reports in June that's going to the full board. As CCO I am what keeps half these fuckers out of prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568965)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

this is all woman’s work. it’s make work bullshit rule following. it doesn’t matter how much busy work you’re in charge of, it’s still busy work. this is like bragging about what an important HR officer u are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568996)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: hairless adventurous garrison coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569148)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

Like right now Im working on Compliance approval for dissolving an LLC in TTT Delaware. Its a significant entity for bank resolution planning so I have to inform the Fed and do all sort of Compliance stuff. Needless to say this means there will be many canned Red Dawn poasts today as I need to vent about the Fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568942)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:17 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

u sure are proud of your menial little role as a back office cog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568955)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:18 PM
Author: Cerise rambunctious mexican

he owns $60k watches!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568969)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive telephone foreskin

Remember when he leased a Kia for 3 months and then leased a Porsche for 2 weeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568975)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

Still have the Kia. Bought and sold the Porsche for a profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568987)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive telephone foreskin

you leased a Porsche and made money? ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568995)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

I bought a Porsche from a dude going through a divorce. I didnt lease a Porsche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569001)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: Cerise rambunctious mexican

maybe this is the financial vehicle he invented while clerking for gorsuch. ONE WEIRD TRICK to lease a car and make a profit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569002)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

I did in fact invent an insurance product. I never said I clerked for Gorsuch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569010)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:28 PM
Author: Cerise rambunctious mexican

did you claim to be his law partner after you were an associate at QE? i lose track. gorsuch is somewhere in that bunch of flame horseshit you've posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569038)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:21 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

The head of bank resolution planning here made $437k last year. I know because he is also the head of our Futures Commission Merchant Compliance program so under CFTC rules his comp package requires annual board approval and as a board member I vote on it's approval. You can only wish you do shit this menial. He's also my natural replacement for when I stroke out dead at my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40568983)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:22 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

this is woman’s work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569000)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:23 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

Yet somehow basically all the MD roles are filled by men....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569003)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

sorry you’re a risk averse low iq faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569011)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 8:33 PM
Author: lime indecent address internal respiration

i thought u made more than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40570515)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling haunted graveyard lettuce

he’s persistent. he posts nonsense that nobody responds to and commits to his schtick. that’s the sort of autism I support and appreciate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569015)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:30 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

what fat dumb office admins are to doctors, compliance “execs” are to bankers and traders. they’re not even at nurse level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569053)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569057)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

Guy posting this in the same week that DB paid the NYS DFS $150 million over Epstein all because their bankers thought exactly like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569068)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:35 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

do u think HR officers are alpha heroes when u see companies get sued for discrimination or harassment? every real man in your organization (paid more than u by the way, bc they generate revenue) thinks you’re spineless subhuman scum, and wonders how a “man” is willing to do that job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569086)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:38 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

HR doesnt have anything to do with any of that. HR is a purely admin function. Compliance is a line function. It can be both 1st and 2nd line depending on area. Revenue generation in banking is like selling knives. They get respect only because of the dollar amounts involved but its still filthy stinking sales. Anyway, regulatory compliance work outside of surveillance and KYC is entirely attorney work. No one without a JD is talking to the Fed about bank resolution planning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569096)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

you have such a low iq. it’s really remarkable. i’m glad you enjoy being immersed in shit, but say it tastes like ice cream because it’s associated with “fancy” credentials and institutions like “jd” and “the fed”. like the average woman, u lack in capacity to analyze things on a substantive level, but instead are blinded by glittering superficialities that make your fat, hairy, low paid twat tingle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569147)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:00 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

Cool, bro. Just remember to discuss 1st, 2nd and 3rd line controls when doing your compliance interview. We like compliance folks who can talk in audit terms -- helps with the interacting with internal audit which is a solid % of any compliance job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569223)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:01 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

i’m front office. i would never have to stoop that low

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569229)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 4:03 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

Cool story, bro. Enjoy selling notes to WM clients who think you are basically the My Pillow guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569237)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:31 PM
Author: fragrant zippy fortuitous meteor azn

He claimed to own a condo in Brighton Beach and once showed a pic of some decrepit looking studio (which he likely rents)

He then claimed to have moved to Jacksonville where he kept a "vacation apartment"

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569063)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:33 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

LJL. No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569072)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:32 PM
Author: Contagious Apoplectic Hell

Inbreeding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569065)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Titillating kitty cat rehab

we're all jealous of his high paying fast paced broker dealer compliance gig

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569158)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: hairless adventurous garrison coffee pot

spritezero getting needlessly mad itt. hilarious and brutally accurate but remind me not to piss that guy off lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569187)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:54 PM
Author: Titillating kitty cat rehab

lawyers seem to have some kind of hatred for compliance dweebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569189)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:59 PM
Author: cream gaped area goyim

They want my job but cant have it. Sucks for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569213)



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Date: July 8th, 2020 3:58 PM
Author: Mustard cracking parlour

lol yeah. i have to deal w compliance “people” occasionally and they really suck

i threw a cup coffee in ones direction once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4579362&forum_id=2#40569207)