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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Electric Unholy Rehab
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
puce persian incel
  04/05/26
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autistic chestnut hall
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Electric Unholy Rehab
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Electric Unholy Rehab
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
puce persian incel
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Hello, World!
  04/05/26
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...,....,,........
  04/05/26
Lol
mustard messiness theater
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
at-the-ready space pervert
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Electric Unholy Rehab
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
at-the-ready space pervert
  04/05/26
...
puce persian incel
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
ruddy psychic
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
autistic chestnut hall
  04/05/26
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,,,,....,..,...,....,.
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
bistre heaven tattoo
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Concupiscible Philosopher-king Doctorate
  04/05/26
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nudist telephone legend
  04/05/26
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up-to-no-good lay
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
pale offensive travel guidebook
  04/05/26
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Cordovan motley hospital
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Electric Unholy Rehab
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
pale offensive travel guidebook
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
aromatic know-it-all striped hyena
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Shaky toilet seat institution
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Floppy immigrant roommate
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
supple step-uncle's house mediation
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
naked address
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Shaky toilet seat institution
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
supple step-uncle's house mediation
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
naked address
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
nudist telephone legend
  04/05/26
...
puce persian incel
  04/05/26
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wild home electric furnace
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
aromatic know-it-all striped hyena
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
naked address
  04/05/26
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chartreuse tanning salon
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
chartreuse tanning salon
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
learning disabled idiot coldplay fan
  04/05/26
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Candy Ride
  04/05/26
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Hello, World!
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
sticky shitlib
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Electric Unholy Rehab
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
aromatic know-it-all striped hyena
  04/05/26
...
naked address
  04/05/26
...
Trust If Aryan
  04/06/26
Pls respond
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Hello, World!
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Electric Unholy Rehab

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: puce persian incel

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: autistic chestnut hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Electric Unholy Rehab

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Electric Unholy Rehab

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: puce persian incel

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Hello, World!

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: mustard messiness theater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: at-the-ready space pervert

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Electric Unholy Rehab

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: at-the-ready space pervert

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: puce persian incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: ruddy psychic

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: autistic chestnut hall

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: ,,,,....,..,...,....,.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: bistre heaven tattoo

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible Philosopher-king Doctorate

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: nudist telephone legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: up-to-no-good lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: pale offensive travel guidebook

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Cordovan motley hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Electric Unholy Rehab

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: pale offensive travel guidebook

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: aromatic know-it-all striped hyena

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Shaky toilet seat institution

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Floppy immigrant roommate

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: supple step-uncle's house mediation

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: naked address

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Shaky toilet seat institution

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: supple step-uncle's house mediation

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: naked address

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: nudist telephone legend

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: puce persian incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: wild home electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: aromatic know-it-all striped hyena

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: naked address

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: chartreuse tanning salon

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: learning disabled idiot coldplay fan

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Hello, World!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: sticky shitlib

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Electric Unholy Rehab

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: aromatic know-it-all striped hyena

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: naked address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Trust If Aryan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Hello, World!

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2#49812165)