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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
Navy charismatic roast beef theater
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
Tan set turdskin
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Vengeful Hateful Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Vengeful Hateful Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Vengeful Hateful Cruise Ship
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
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  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
Tan set turdskin
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
Tan set turdskin
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
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  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
Same.
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  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
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  08/09/18
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Yapping frisky temple
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
Effete school philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
Effete school philosopher-king
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
useless concupiscible background story new version
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
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  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
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  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
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  08/09/18
...
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  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
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  08/09/18
stfu gook
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
Cr
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  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
lilac hilarious haunted graveyard national
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
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  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
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  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
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  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
copper multi-billionaire principal's office
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
insane orange gaping
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
adventurous rigpig
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
laughsome drab boistinker hospital
  08/09/18
Sick
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
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  08/09/18
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Titillating business firm
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
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  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
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  08/09/18
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
bull headed locus black woman
  08/09/18
...
Talking ivory tank
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
lilac hilarious haunted graveyard national
  08/09/18
interesting
indecent stage chad
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Magenta Excitant Cumskin
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
mint cuckold
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Smoky hairless ticket booth psychic
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Navy charismatic roast beef theater

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: Tan set turdskin

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Vengeful Hateful Cruise Ship

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Vengeful Hateful Cruise Ship

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Vengeful Hateful Cruise Ship

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: adulterous electric brunch newt

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: Tan set turdskin

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Tan set turdskin

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: mind-boggling location personal credit line

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: maize bossy antidepressant drug trust fund

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: turquoise dog poop university

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Yapping frisky temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: Effete school philosopher-king

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Effete school philosopher-king

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: useless concupiscible background story new version

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Supple lime striped hyena old irish cottage

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: Yapping frisky temple

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Smoky hairless ticket booth psychic

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: vivacious aggressive roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: lilac hilarious haunted graveyard national

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: cerebral library gay wizard

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: vivacious aggressive roommate box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: charcoal startled pit

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: lilac hilarious haunted graveyard national

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: topaz native liquid oxygen

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: maize bossy antidepressant drug trust fund

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: cowardly stimulating jewess dysfunction

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: copper multi-billionaire principal's office

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: insane orange gaping

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: adventurous rigpig

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: laughsome drab boistinker hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring laser beams

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Titillating business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Bonkers Office Fanboi

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: topaz native liquid oxygen

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Marvelous pervert coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: indecent stage chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: cocky underhanded space dragon



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: bull headed locus black woman

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Talking ivory tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: lilac hilarious haunted graveyard national

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: indecent stage chad

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Magenta Excitant Cumskin

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: mint cuckold

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Smoky hairless ticket booth psychic

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446165)