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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
obsidian razzmatazz philosopher-king
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
impertinent nudist senate
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
disrespectful aphrodisiac cruise ship potus
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
disrespectful aphrodisiac cruise ship potus
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
disrespectful aphrodisiac cruise ship potus
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
bull headed gas station masturbator
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
impertinent nudist senate
  08/09/18
Dachshund
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
impertinent nudist senate
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
overrated soul-stirring genital piercing
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
Same.
burgundy rigpig
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
Sapphire idiot fanboi
  08/09/18
...
metal stirring internal respiration
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
lake mood therapy
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
lake mood therapy
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
Glassy Multi-billionaire
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
up-to-no-good copper forum indirect expression
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
metal stirring internal respiration
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
Sepia Headpube
  08/09/18
...
thriller tanning salon
  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
lime autistic step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
stfu gook
180 flushed locale alpha
  08/09/18
...
thriller tanning salon
  08/09/18
Cr
maroon legal warrant
  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
lime autistic step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
Apoplectic library ratface
  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
burgundy rigpig
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Mahogany Frisky Dragon University
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
red organic girlfriend area
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
electric seedy quadroon
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
Talented Sneaky Criminal
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Shivering Sanctuary
  08/09/18
Sick
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Lemon pisswyrm puppy
  08/09/18
...
hyperventilating vivacious selfie personal credit line
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
Topaz Double Fault
  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
Apoplectic library ratface
  08/09/18
...
Marvelous bawdyhouse
  08/09/18
...
khaki self-centered coffee pot
  08/09/18
...
vigorous idiotic stock car dilemma
  03/15/25
...
self-satisfied and socially compliant
  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
fragrant navy temple
  08/09/18
...
Cyan Church Water Buffalo
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
lime autistic step-uncle's house
  08/09/18
interesting
khaki self-centered coffee pot
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
Fantasy-prone box office legend
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
swashbuckling pit goal in life
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Sepia Headpube
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: obsidian razzmatazz philosopher-king

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: impertinent nudist senate

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: disrespectful aphrodisiac cruise ship potus

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: disrespectful aphrodisiac cruise ship potus

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: disrespectful aphrodisiac cruise ship potus

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: bull headed gas station masturbator

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: impertinent nudist senate

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

Dachshund

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583481)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: impertinent nudist senate

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: overrated soul-stirring genital piercing

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: burgundy rigpig

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: Sapphire idiot fanboi

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: metal stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584262)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: lake mood therapy

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: lake mood therapy

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: Glassy Multi-billionaire

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: up-to-no-good copper forum indirect expression

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: metal stirring internal respiration

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584265)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Sepia Headpube

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: thriller tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584291)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: lime autistic step-uncle's house

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: 180 flushed locale alpha

stfu gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588718)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: thriller tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584293)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: maroon legal warrant

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584370)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: lime autistic step-uncle's house

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Apoplectic library ratface

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: burgundy rigpig

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Mahogany Frisky Dragon University

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: red organic girlfriend area

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: electric seedy quadroon

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Talented Sneaky Criminal

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Shivering Sanctuary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36583588)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584252)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Lemon pisswyrm puppy

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: hyperventilating vivacious selfie personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Topaz Double Fault

TI, OC, TCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585351)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic library ratface

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Marvelous bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585360)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: khaki self-centered coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588678)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous idiotic stock car dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#48749704)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446073)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: fragrant navy temple

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Cyan Church Water Buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36584388)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: lime autistic step-uncle's house

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: khaki self-centered coffee pot

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone box office legend

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling pit goal in life

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Sepia Headpube

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2#49446165)