Private driver, work long nights;

Single lady need a ride?

Looks like mom drank pesticide;

Dead end alleys, she's not fighting,

"Papa John's sounds so inviting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47096419)

Camera one inch from her thighs;

Bunched up undies hug butt cheeks,

Editing will take six weeks;

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47096452)

Says she's never seen a dick;

Baby pictures on her phone,

Never leaving this time zone;

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47096485)

She says: so long, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47096493)

Two words spoken, "chaebong hyung."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099673)

Forearms like a comic strip;

Tinted windows, no one knows,

All my hoes are wearing clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47098839)

Muscles triggered in his eye;

What’s that written ‘cross the street?

Only language he can speak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47098884)

https://mykoreankitchen.com/tangsuyuk-korean-sweet-sour-pork/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47105234)

Pushin’ crypto on a lark;

Who dun told ya? You know who,

Travis Bickle, NYU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47098903)

Fetching bones to feed her pup;

Wears her feelings on her face,

Kim Jong Un should nuke this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099007)

What's it take to get him fired?

Only words his students know,

Are “Dogecoin” and “Seung Hui Cho.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099096)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47105252)

Engine sits there, no back seat;

Ferris Bueller as a gay man,

Chaebong hyung in orange Cayman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099174)

Sears & Roebuck off the rack;

Wife in tow, her parents too,

Never heard of NYU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099276)

These girls fall to me like manna;

Ural? Altai? What’s the difference?

Address is a bank in Cyprus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099308)

Now he’s quoting Cardi B;

Doesn’t matter, girls don’t care,

Wonder why he isn’t there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099475)

We ain’t done this in a while;

Last time we saw pubic hair,

Gangnam Style was on the air.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099594)

Snap-crotch jumpsuit, bucket seat;

Jokes on her, the single momma,

Her ass pics will save Solana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099616)

Girls all think I'm geriatric;

Close your eyes and click your heels,

Just pretend my name is Niels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099695)

It's like that scene in The Shining;

12 years since he's seen the fam,

Close the door. Turn on the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099706)

Gangnam style, fried egg on top;

“First world country,” “loling hard,”

Poorer than the the Navy Yard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099730)

This is Seoul not Amsterdam;

You don't get it. We don't care;

Sean John factory needs the hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099822)

Sex life of an Asian man;

"Gangnam stunna," "azn nine,"

Skin like ponderosa pine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099846)

Ladies here weren't built to last;

YouTube channel, crypto pump,

Girl got ass like Donald Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47099962)

Mr. Rodger... Holy shit!

Blackmail was a misdemeanor,

Lucky I don't own a Beemer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100236)

As I'm eyeing this brunette;

From a distance "stunna," "nine,"

Up close breath smells worse than mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100241)

We descend from Silla kings;

Kim, Chan, Park, and sometimes Lee,

90 percent chance that's me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100249)

Man in dress shoes needs a Lyft;

Orange...Porsche? What a day.

“Thanks a lot, but I’m not gay.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100595)

Phone app had a lot of photos;

“Why so cheap?” and then it clicks,

Driver rating 1.6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100623)

Hard shift made him hit dat cancel;

What’s a tranny? What’s 3k?

He’ll learn something new today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100634)

Had a girl but couldn’t fuck her;

On her crotch, instead of hair,

Stainless steel underwear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100665)

Meanwhile something’s wrong with Twitter;

Musk annoyed, “who’s this assclown?”

SeoulsGotSOL is melting down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5449889&forum_id=2#47100681)