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The real reason people can't stop posting here.

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuf...
walnut floppy whorehouse
  06/19/09
*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratin...
frisky corner rigor
  06/19/09
i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driv...
umber marvelous gas station boiling water
  06/19/09
Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accide...
walnut floppy whorehouse
  06/19/09
they can get you coming and going. stanlee told me one da...
umber marvelous gas station boiling water
  06/19/09
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg *shudders*
walnut floppy whorehouse
  06/19/09
Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from an...
Bespoke pink hunting ground
  08/18/10
i remember
carmine spectacular mood laser beams
  06/19/09
JE ME SOUVIENS
umber marvelous gas station boiling water
  06/19/09
i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a...
appetizing toaster lettuce
  06/19/09
I think we all have stories like this. Trustafarian knew ...
walnut floppy whorehouse
  06/19/09
poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i ...
appetizing toaster lettuce
  06/19/09
I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown ...
walnut floppy whorehouse
  06/19/09
similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress...
appetizing toaster lettuce
  06/19/09
Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happen...
walnut floppy whorehouse
  06/19/09
...
adventurous naked property
  05/14/10
lol golden
Snowy Prole Rehab
  06/19/09
...
Costumed stage puppy
  07/01/10
subtle gem of a post
Transparent fluffy doctorate
  06/19/09
ty
Costumed stage puppy
  06/19/09
180
Snowy Prole Rehab
  06/19/09
This was really good work
concupiscible legal warrant
  06/19/09
180
irradiated meetinghouse cuckold
  07/05/09
amazing!
aqua contagious trust fund boistinker
  07/10/09
180
Brass Maniacal Masturbator
  07/10/09
180
impressive tanning salon weed whacker
  09/11/09
this is swell.
trip hall
  09/11/09
still 180
Snowy Prole Rehab
  10/09/09
lol i appreciate you.
180 self-absorbed ladyboy
  08/18/10
lol
idiotic gay wizard shrine
  08/18/10
overrated
cerebral internet-worthy hell headpube
  08/18/10
disagree
idiotic gay wizard shrine
  08/18/10
lolol
Copper Sinister Giraffe Candlestick Maker
  10/06/10
...
aqua contagious trust fund boistinker
  10/06/10
...
adventurous naked property
  05/23/11
...
heady bisexual cruise ship twinkling uncleanness
  05/23/11
anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba i...
carmine spectacular mood laser beams
  06/19/09
anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't ...
umber marvelous gas station boiling water
  06/19/09
You okay, dood?
adventurous naked property
  06/19/09
?
adventurous naked property
  10/09/09
!
crusty black yarmulke kitty cat
  08/18/10
I have not seen this poaster in over a year.
adventurous naked property
  10/06/10
this is actually true
aqua contagious trust fund boistinker
  10/06/10
...
adventurous naked property
  06/03/11
*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*
onyx depressive stage
  06/19/09
180 thread
Stirring Parlor Keepsake Machete
  06/19/09
bounced check bump
walnut floppy whorehouse
  07/05/09
...
Snowy Prole Rehab
  07/13/09
blood in, blood out.
Flirting canary famous landscape painting roast beef
  07/05/09
...
walnut floppy whorehouse
  07/10/09
SUMMON: BLL recruiter
Brass Maniacal Masturbator
  07/10/09
...
onyx depressive stage
  07/13/09
...
Costumed stage puppy
  07/13/09
I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I ...
Multi-colored elastic band
  07/13/09
Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I...
onyx depressive stage
  07/13/09
Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette
walnut floppy whorehouse
  07/24/09
well, it is where everyone knows your name...
Hairraiser menage ceo
  07/24/09
...
onyx depressive stage
  09/11/09
...
Snowy Prole Rehab
  09/11/09
...
electric tantric state
  09/11/09
Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "acciden...
ultramarine circlehead set
  09/11/09
Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does ...
adventurous naked property
  10/09/09
Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up wit...
navy pocket flask
  10/09/09
180
Fiercely-loyal locus coldplay fan
  10/19/09
a fucking albino buffalo
adventurous naked property
  12/17/10
During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few ...
Out-of-control selfie
  10/09/09
Would be amazing if this was true
lascivious patrolman sanctuary
  10/11/09
Fuck. You too?
adventurous naked property
  10/19/09
...
adventurous naked property
  02/03/10
by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?
dashing rambunctious nibblets mother
  02/03/10
this poast was pre-poast button, i think
Startled Filthpig Rigpig
  07/13/10
lol
Underhanded Nursing Home
  05/14/10
...
Nofapping mexican
  05/23/11
...
useless sooty base
  07/13/10
...
effete domesticated theatre
  07/13/10
So I was having a g chat w/ *bel* Me: Yeah, my dog just h...
Bespoke pink hunting ground
  08/18/10
outstanding thread tyty
hateful locale potus
  10/06/10


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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

The money's just too fucking good. Talk about golden handcuffs.

*sets stack of $100 bills on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034618)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: frisky corner rigor

*ignores models and bottles in order to participate in ratings thread*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034628)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: umber marvelous gas station boiling water

i started getting creepy phonecalls at 3am and odd cars driving by my place after i threatened to quit.

and of course we ALL remember the odd string of poster "suicides" before the proposed strike of '05...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034658)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

Don't forget Thea and NicoBlue's tragic "fishing accident".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034670)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: umber marvelous gas station boiling water

they can get you coming and going.

stanlee told me one day that he was fed up, and was going to buy an assault rifle.

he never even made it to the gunstore...

what did they say happened, exactly? he "intentionally guided his vehicle down an embankment in an attempted suicide?"

you can visit what's left of him at the long-term care facility, if you have the balls.

it ain't much, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034695)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/i/u/Gn174cTH.jpg

*shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034742)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:51 PM
Author: Bespoke pink hunting ground

Was this in a move? I googled and it didn't come up from anything but it sounds familiar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820475)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: carmine spectacular mood laser beams

i remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034841)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: umber marvelous gas station boiling water

JE ME SOUVIENS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034909)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: appetizing toaster lettuce

i fled once; went to nam and opened a small waterside bar. a normal asian couple finished their mudslides and on the check they wrote "whokebe doesn't surf." i got back to my apartment and a bottle of viva smart sat atop my desk, and attached to the mouth was my new moniker and password.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034766)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

I think we all have stories like this.

Trustafarian knew too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034769)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: appetizing toaster lettuce

poor kid just had a finger cramp from working fiver over. i heard "the management" didn't believe that was the reason he stopped posting. his own dentist couldn't believe those were his crowns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034778)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

I ordered Alaskan king crab at some restaurant in Allentown a while back and found a Boalt class ring lodged in its stomach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034798)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: appetizing toaster lettuce

similar story. i was eating ribs in houston and the waitress told me the chef wanted to see me. i go back and he opens the walkin cooler; the sick fuck has jim adler hanging from his ankles, alive, barely, with a flap of skin hanging off the left side of his torso. the chef makes a belly laugh and says to jim "good thing your buddy didn't order a whole rack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034815)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

Rachmiel and his fucking thugs. I won't tell you what happened the last time I passed through Madison and ordered Italian sausage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034835)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 12:51 PM
Author: adventurous naked property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990178)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:28 PM
Author: Snowy Prole Rehab

lol golden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034859)



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Date: July 1st, 2010 8:54 PM
Author: Costumed stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15393747)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Transparent fluffy doctorate

subtle gem of a post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034832)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Costumed stage puppy

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034838)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Snowy Prole Rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034842)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: concupiscible legal warrant

This was really good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034934)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: irradiated meetinghouse cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163528)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:16 AM
Author: aqua contagious trust fund boistinker

amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207106)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:18 AM
Author: Brass Maniacal Masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207113)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: impressive tanning salon weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722546)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:47 PM
Author: trip hall

this is swell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722551)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:54 AM
Author: Snowy Prole Rehab

still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945121)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: 180 self-absorbed ladyboy

lol i appreciate you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816165)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:46 AM
Author: idiotic gay wizard shrine

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816182)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 12:47 AM
Author: cerebral internet-worthy hell headpube

overrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15816195)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:52 PM
Author: idiotic gay wizard shrine

disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820477)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:03 PM
Author: Copper Sinister Giraffe Candlestick Maker

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230830)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:05 PM
Author: aqua contagious trust fund boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230835)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:27 PM
Author: adventurous naked property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070236)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:35 PM
Author: heady bisexual cruise ship twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070289)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: carmine spectacular mood laser beams

anyone worried about work stoppage as we negotiate our cba in 2010?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034924)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: umber marvelous gas station boiling water

anyone else get the feeling that our union leadership isn't really on our side in this deal?

so, okay - we start off with the famous ten DEMANDS - not REQUESTS, but fucking DEMANDS. we even called them "The Ten Demandments."

then the first one - lawsuit indeminification for "posts in the due course of business" - gets suddenly and inexplicably dropped. the union bigshots say it's because "they're comfortable it won't be an issue."

BULL. SHIT.

then the next demandment falls. then two more get weakened. then another gets "modified."

these weren't huge demands - this was basic stuff. AutoAdmit didn't BECOME a multibillion-dollar enterprise without the paid poster corps. why do we take all this shit from management?

fuck; hold on dooder; there's some kind of fire in my basement...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034991)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:06 PM
Author: adventurous naked property

You okay, dood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035503)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:52 AM
Author: adventurous naked property

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945109)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 3:48 PM
Author: crusty black yarmulke kitty cat

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820444)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 4:42 PM
Author: adventurous naked property

I have not seen this poaster in over a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230487)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:08 PM
Author: aqua contagious trust fund boistinker

this is actually true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230843)



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Date: June 3rd, 2011 9:11 AM
Author: adventurous naked property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18155071)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: onyx depressive stage

*bestows a multitude of 180s upon each of you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12034944)



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Date: June 19th, 2009 3:09 PM
Author: Stirring Parlor Keepsake Machete

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12035518)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 4:12 PM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

bounced check bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12162956)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Snowy Prole Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233664)



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Date: July 5th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: Flirting canary famous landscape painting roast beef

blood in, blood out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12163449)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207095)



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Date: July 10th, 2009 11:14 AM
Author: Brass Maniacal Masturbator

SUMMON: BLL recruiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12207097)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:23 PM
Author: onyx depressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233622)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:27 PM
Author: Costumed stage puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233646)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored elastic band

I'd be ok with it if it wasn't for the fucking paperwork. I mean really.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233663)



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Date: July 13th, 2009 5:46 PM
Author: onyx depressive stage

Hey, at least you're always scheduled for the good shifts. I've been on the 10pm-6am slot for the past three weeks. Nothing but n-threaders, Aspies and that one dude in China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12233785)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:05 AM
Author: walnut floppy whorehouse

Xiao Peng is hilarious, doodette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333467)



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Date: July 24th, 2009 10:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser menage ceo

well, it is where everyone knows your name...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12333649)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:39 PM
Author: onyx depressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722515)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:44 PM
Author: Snowy Prole Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722535)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:45 PM
Author: electric tantric state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722542)



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Date: September 11th, 2009 4:46 PM
Author: ultramarine circlehead set

Yeah the money's good in theory but Rach keeps "accidentally" making my paychecks out to ..,.,.,.,;,,.;,. instead of ..,.,.,.,;,,,;.. Is the extra 3 days of float really worth giving that kind of shady treatment to your employees (excuse me, I mean "independant contractors")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12722549)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 11:57 AM
Author: adventurous naked property

Dr. Science's silence in this thread is deafening. How does it feel to hunt and kill your own kind, Doc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945144)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:24 PM
Author: navy pocket flask

Told MPP I wanted out yesterday. This morning I woke up with a dull headache and the faint taste of copper on the air. Walked into the living room to find an albino buffalo lying dead on the carpet and the word "preftigious" written in its blood in calligraphic lettering on the otherwise pristine wall. The beast had been stabbed sixteen times, each a clean, deep cut through a major organ. Say what you will, but the man does quality work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945294)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:13 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal locus coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030738)



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Date: December 17th, 2010 3:32 PM
Author: adventurous naked property

a fucking albino buffalo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16837229)



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Date: October 9th, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Out-of-control selfie

During a romantic dinner with my wife at Olive Garden a few weeks ago, I finally agreed to give up "the life" at her incessant urgings. The next morning I woke up to find firefox opened to xoxo with a prewritten post containing my personal information, a list of my monikers, and links to my most offensive threads. The mouse cursor rested directly on the Post button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12945381)



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Date: October 11th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: lascivious patrolman sanctuary

Would be amazing if this was true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#12962696)



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Date: October 19th, 2009 7:11 PM
Author: adventurous naked property

Fuck. You too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13030714)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:10 AM
Author: adventurous naked property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#13999972)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:22 AM
Author: dashing rambunctious nibblets mother

by "Post" you meant "Poast", right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14000054)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: Startled Filthpig Rigpig

this poast was pre-poast button, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497872)



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Date: May 14th, 2010 1:05 PM
Author: Underhanded Nursing Home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#14990289)



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Date: May 23rd, 2011 2:36 PM
Author: Nofapping mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#18070293)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:46 PM
Author: useless sooty base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497800)



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Date: July 13th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: effete domesticated theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15497830)



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Date: August 18th, 2010 4:04 PM
Author: Bespoke pink hunting ground

So I was having a g chat w/ *bel*

Me: Yeah, my dog just had a bunch of little puppies. Finally, slow bitch

*bel*: Haha, i LOVE puppyd00ds!

Me: I know, they are the best. But, I looked over and saw my wife crying. The thing is, *bel*, I need to stop poasting. She wants to have kids, but can't raise them by herself if I am megapoasting 100 hours a week.

*bel*: You're saying you want a raise?

Me: I'm saying I want out.

*bel*: I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you will reconsider.

The next day, I got home to find all of my puppyd00ds murdered. The police said that the weapon was most likely some chic in-season purse. In blood, on the walls, it said "RECONSIDER". The police asked me if I knew who did it. I shook my head and said no. My wife and I are now divorced because I can't quit. I'm not allowed to. It's better for her this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#15820593)



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Date: October 6th, 2010 6:18 PM
Author: hateful locale potus

outstanding thread tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1022166&forum_id=2#16230873)