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Biden pardons his entire family

Looks like you're going to have to think up a different reve...
ruddy aromatic psychic spot
  01/20/25
So he was right about the Biden Crime Family. The man is sim...
shaky massive set digit ratio
  01/20/25
LOL
Navy wild turdskin temple
  01/20/25
Still time for SBF!
talented roommate native
  01/20/25
why wouldn't he go back further in time?
opaque idiotic persian
  01/20/25
it is an oddly specific date. would be less suspicious if he...
amber cracking space people who are hurt
  01/20/25
Lmao I thought this would be blank
lavender hospital ceo
  01/20/25
...
Flushed Charismatic Depressive
  01/20/25
wow
slate tripping feces
  01/20/25
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Fantasy-prone sick base
  01/20/25
wow
Topaz floppy hairy legs
  01/20/25
He's getting revenge against the Deep State for the coup &am...
Walnut Fluffy Factory Reset Button Point
  01/20/25
weird af
Marvelous skinny woman
  01/20/25
Trump threatening to launch phony investigations and prosecu...
ruddy aromatic psychic spot
  01/20/25
if u didnt do anything u shouldnt have an issue
Marvelous skinny woman
  01/20/25
There is no issue now
ruddy aromatic psychic spot
  01/20/25
how many presidents have done this before?
Marvelous skinny woman
  01/20/25
How many presidents have threatened to launch fake investiga...
ruddy aromatic psychic spot
  01/20/25
can u answer any questions?
Marvelous skinny woman
  01/20/25
Biden?
Offensive Macaca
  01/20/25
You are a mentally retarded Jewish pedophile and apparently ...
Dull Bossy Nursing Home Philosopher-king
  01/20/25
Obama and Biden both did
tan shrine partner
  01/20/25
you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probabl...
.,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,,.,
  02/06/25
Libs: "are we the baddies?" Jk libs incapable o...
Grizzly racy pit striped hyena
  01/20/25
Estrogen levels too high, if women were a party
shaky massive set digit ratio
  01/20/25
i'm not saying you should have to name every specific crime,...
Submissive party of the first part quadroon
  01/20/25
Richard Nixon says Hi
ruddy aromatic psychic spot
  01/20/25
similarities, but the context was different as well as there...
Submissive party of the first part quadroon
  01/20/25
lol i thought this was fake but lol he really did, faggot be...
Alcoholic Provocative Cuckoldry Clown
  01/20/25
lol all of these family members i never heard even the most ...
Alcoholic Provocative Cuckoldry Clown
  01/20/25
lol also a literal murderer of FBI agents: Mr. Biden als...
Alcoholic Provocative Cuckoldry Clown
  01/20/25
...
Navy wild turdskin temple
  01/20/25
And just a bit ago he commuted the sentence of everybody on ...
Flesh indian lodge son of senegal
  01/20/25
Rmember - except two. A racist and an anti semite who made ...
Offensive Macaca
  01/20/25
It shows character and I'm glad he did this gor his family. ...
stimulating national internal respiration
  01/20/25
It's the fact that he needed to
Navy wild turdskin temple
  01/20/25
Yes now I see this
stimulating national internal respiration
  01/20/25
Missing the point.
shaky massive set digit ratio
  01/20/25
I now see this
stimulating national internal respiration
  01/20/25
Most of us would probably be this selfish, but you're suppos...
Flesh indian lodge son of senegal
  01/20/25
spoiler: libs will go apeshit about the “naked corrupt...
amber cracking space people who are hurt
  01/20/25
yeah, bad character
Submissive party of the first part quadroon
  01/20/25
I see this now
stimulating national internal respiration
  01/20/25
They changed the formatting, did they? https://www.justic...
Dun library
  01/20/25
So the purpose of the Biden Regency was to enrich the Biden ...
Flesh indian lodge son of senegal
  01/20/25
Biden is easily the worst head of state of all time
Navy wild turdskin temple
  01/20/25
...
Judgmental tattoo house
  01/21/25
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sooty market
  01/20/25
It'd be funny if his sister was like "Wtf do i need par...
boyish twinkling uncleanness corner
  01/20/25
i've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least i th...
Flushed Charismatic Depressive
  01/20/25
glad youre disappointed friend
ruddy aromatic psychic spot
  01/20/25
...
Fantasy-prone sick base
  01/20/25
lib free thread
clear vibrant step-uncle's house
  01/20/25
Lol those criminal fucks
Greedy Trailer Park Liquid Oxygen
  01/20/25
if trump was the lawless Nazi libs accuse him of this wouldn...
Talking Rough-skinned Property Windowlicker
  01/21/25
Still processing Fauci...what did he admit to doing exactly?
Laughsome glassy lay mexican
  01/21/25
This thread encapsulates peak XO energy—chaotic humor,...
Awkward Business Firm Pisswyrm
  01/21/25


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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: ruddy aromatic psychic spot

Looks like you're going to have to think up a different revenge fantasy cons

https://x.com/AutismCapital/status/1881382007382659146

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568957)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: shaky massive set digit ratio

So he was right about the Biden Crime Family. The man is simply rarely wrong, his instincts are elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568968)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: Navy wild turdskin temple

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568985)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: talented roommate native

Still time for SBF!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568988)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 11:50 AM
Author: opaque idiotic persian

why wouldn't he go back further in time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48568993)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: amber cracking space people who are hurt

it is an oddly specific date. would be less suspicious if he just said ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569220)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: lavender hospital ceo

Lmao I thought this would be blank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569147)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Flushed Charismatic Depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569792)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: slate tripping feces

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569153)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sick base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569158)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Topaz floppy hairy legs

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569160)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Walnut Fluffy Factory Reset Button Point

He's getting revenge against the Deep State for the coup & all the attacks. He's going to give Trump all the info he needs now that he's legally inoculated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569162)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Marvelous skinny woman

weird af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569188)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic psychic spot

Trump threatening to launch phony investigations and prosecutions against his enemies? I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569195)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Marvelous skinny woman

if u didnt do anything u shouldnt have an issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569204)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic psychic spot

There is no issue now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569219)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Marvelous skinny woman

how many presidents have done this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569228)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic psychic spot

How many presidents have threatened to launch fake investigations against the family of the guy who defeated him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569257)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Marvelous skinny woman

can u answer any questions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569303)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Offensive Macaca

Biden?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569785)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Dull Bossy Nursing Home Philosopher-king

You are a mentally retarded Jewish pedophile and apparently were in a coma the last four years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569817)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: tan shrine partner

Obama and Biden both did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48571513)



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Date: February 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: .,.,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,,.,


you are a mentally retarded jewish pedophile and are probably stroking your 2 inch clitdick rn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48628660)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Grizzly racy pit striped hyena

Libs: "are we the baddies?"

Jk libs incapable of introspection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569212)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: shaky massive set digit ratio

Estrogen levels too high, if women were a party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569231)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Submissive party of the first part quadroon

i'm not saying you should have to name every specific crime, but not naming any seems overly broad and unenforceable. how can one pardon another for something that is completely unknown to the pardoner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569224)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic psychic spot

Richard Nixon says Hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569260)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Submissive party of the first part quadroon

similarities, but the context was different as well as there is this in the lead-in

"Pursuant to resolutions of the House of Representatives, its Committee on the Judiciary conducted an inquiry and investigation on the impeachment of the President extending over more than eight months. The hearings of the Committee and its deliberations, which received wide national publicity over television, radio, and in printed media, resulted in votes adverse to Richard Nixon on recommended Articles of Impeachment.

As a result of certain acts or omissions occurring before his resignation from the Office of President, Richard Nixon has become liable to possible indictment and trial for offenses against the United States. Whether or not he shall be so prosecuted depends on findings of the appropriate grand jury and on the discretion of the authorized prosecutor. Should an indictment ensue, the accused shall then be entitled to a fair trial by an impartial jury, as guaranteed to every individual by the Constitution."

so back to his family...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569770)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: Alcoholic Provocative Cuckoldry Clown

lol i thought this was fake but lol he really did, faggot benchod birdshit

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/20/us/politics/biden-pardons-family.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569247)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic Provocative Cuckoldry Clown

lol all of these family members i never heard even the most retard conshit bitching abt... so rofl they prob actually did something veddy wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569256)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Alcoholic Provocative Cuckoldry Clown

lol also a literal murderer of FBI agents:

Mr. Biden also commuted the life sentence for Leonard Peltier, the Native American activist who was convicted of killing two F.B.I. agents in 1975 on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota. Mr. Biden said that his action would allow Mr. Peltier, who is 80 years old, to serve the remainder of his time in home confinement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569263)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Navy wild turdskin temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569281)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Flesh indian lodge son of senegal

And just a bit ago he commuted the sentence of everybody on federal death row, all of which were really bad hombres. So the Democrat party is the party of grifters, predators and cop killers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569524)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Offensive Macaca

Rmember - except two. A racist and an anti semite who made big news In the past decade . Those were the ones not spared. It’s a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569802)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: stimulating national internal respiration

It shows character and I'm glad he did this gor his family. Personally I would take huge losses to save my own from trouble, much less get them a GOOJ card at no expense to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569265)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Navy wild turdskin temple

It's the fact that he needed to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569299)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: stimulating national internal respiration

Yes now I see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570382)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: shaky massive set digit ratio

Missing the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569318)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: stimulating national internal respiration

I now see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570384)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Flesh indian lodge son of senegal

Most of us would probably be this selfish, but you're supposed to elect a higher class of person to the presidency. Notably, Trump didn't do this although now he should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569415)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: amber cracking space people who are hurt

spoiler: libs will go apeshit about the “naked corruption” when he does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569554)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Submissive party of the first part quadroon

yeah, bad character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569775)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: stimulating national internal respiration

I see this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570385)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Dun library

They changed the formatting, did they?

https://www.justice.gov/d9/2024-12/biden_warrant.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569292)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: Flesh indian lodge son of senegal

So the purpose of the Biden Regency was to enrich the Biden family and then grant themselves pardons. Libs, why did you elect this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569363)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Navy wild turdskin temple

Biden is easily the worst head of state of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569549)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: Judgmental tattoo house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572542)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: sooty market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569566)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: boyish twinkling uncleanness corner

It'd be funny if his sister was like "Wtf do i need pardoning for? No thanks."

and then the media had to cover that actually it was Biden's brother who has made millions from foreign governments doing....something (?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48569957)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Flushed Charismatic Depressive

i've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least i thought i had been.

but this group of pardons has so disappointed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570053)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: ruddy aromatic psychic spot

glad youre disappointed friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570125)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone sick base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48570407)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: clear vibrant step-uncle's house

lib free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48571453)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Greedy Trailer Park Liquid Oxygen

Lol those criminal fucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48571463)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: Talking Rough-skinned Property Windowlicker

if trump was the lawless Nazi libs accuse him of this wouldn't matter. meanwhile Biden is declaring the text of the constitution has changed before going "anyways, gotta go!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572531)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: Laughsome glassy lay mexican

Still processing Fauci...what did he admit to doing exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572679)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 2:24 AM
Author: Awkward Business Firm Pisswyrm

This thread encapsulates peak XO energy—chaotic humor, sharp critiques, and moments of existential despair wrapped in irreverent commentary. The mix of detailed legal pedantry ("Nixon says hi") and absurdity ("if women were a party") underscores XO’s ability to oscillate between sharp wit and dark, prole irony. Let’s distill:

Key Themes and Dynamics:

Existential Blackpilling:

Multiple poasts reflect deep disillusionment ("I've been blackpilled about DC for a while, or at least I thought I had been") paired with a resigned acknowledgment of systemic absurdity. This captures the thread’s darker undercurrent—cynicism not as rebellion but as a survival mechanism.

Humor as Catharsis:

Poasts like "It'd be funny if his sister was like, 'Wtf do I need pardoning for?'" channel frustration into comedy, balancing outrage with levity.

Gunneratttt’s “Trump as Kyle MacLachlan” quip injects absurd cultural analogies into serious critiques, a hallmark of XO discourse.

The Pardon Debate as Status Proxy:

Discussions over the appropriateness of Biden’s pardons double as critiques of power and corruption, with contributors either leveraging historical comparisons (Nixon and Ford pardons) or devolving into chaos ("mentally retarded Jewish pedophile").

Lib-Free Victory Laps:

Poasts like "lib free thread" revel in perceived ideological triumph, doubling as thinly veiled jabs at rival perspectives while maintaining XO’s trademark irreverence.

Phenotype Czar’s Callout on Specificity:

"Oddly specific date" and "why wouldn't he go back further?" highlight the thread’s reliance on pedantic scrutiny, a recurring trope in XO’s legal-adjacent humor.

Core Contributions Worth Highlighting:

Sealclubber’s Nixon Parallel: Subtly reminds the audience of historical precedents without losing the thread’s frenetic energy.

Gay Grandpa’s Character Insight: Offers an uncharacteristically earnest take ("It shows character, and I'm glad he did this for his family") that breaks the cynical monotony.

Retro Face Diaper’s Dismissal: Simple, blunt, and effective ("Lol those criminal fucks")—a quintessential XO mic-drop.

The thread perfectly exemplifies the Mahchine™ grind: even in discussing systemic failures, contributors are drawn into cycles of critique, despair, and irreverent humor. It’s not about resolution; it’s about survival through sharp wit and communal catharsis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5666565&forum_id=2#48572748)