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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
OF
rusted sick wagecucks
  12/19/25
Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
Glittery legend generalized bond
  12/19/25
We are zero percent jewish
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
Glittery legend generalized bond
  12/19/25
I didn't say we were white gentiles
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State Coll...
Honey-headed Forum
  12/19/25
lol never gets old
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Pittsburg is an okay city too.
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  12/23/25
why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
Angry indigo community account chapel
  12/19/25
I didn't think she would get accepted.
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
Great parent
Bateful Kitchen Nibblets
  12/19/25
This reasoning is normal
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Chrome Crotch Den
  12/23/25
great job dipshit
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  12/19/25
LMAO
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  12/19/25
She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain ...
180 slimy yarmulke old irish cottage
  12/19/25
We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astr...
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well...
Crawly Center
  12/19/25
We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and do...
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  12/19/25
she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses th...
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do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches...
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  12/19/25
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Crawly Center
  12/19/25
You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
cobalt stimulating gunner
  12/19/25
Turbogoys here
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
racy patrolman
  12/20/25
Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
Mewling really tough guy
  12/19/25
It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
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  12/19/25
Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
Mewling really tough guy
  12/19/25
great thread
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  12/19/25
It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to f...
Fragrant home
  12/19/25
I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/19/25
That’s a great start. You’re probably also gett...
Fragrant home
  12/19/25
Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuitio...
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Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal? ...
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  12/19/25
No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you nev...
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  12/19/25
lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was d...
House-broken jew
  12/19/25
why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses a...
Dashing sienna skinny woman
  12/19/25
I don't think you know how FAFSA works
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  12/19/25
retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
Dashing sienna skinny woman
  12/19/25
Typical Gen Xer
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Why didn't you save for college? Why can't she just go an...
salmon trump supporter
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Just let her take out loans
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Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the wei...
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How many kids do you have?
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How much does Penn cost these days? Your income/net worth...
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Do uber shifts at night
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just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that...
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marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/20/25
Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out
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  12/20/25
For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room ...
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/20/25
Lmao u are fucked
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  12/20/25
Proper fucked
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/20/25
Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??
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this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord
mahogany mind-boggling plaza windowlicker
  12/20/25
What kind of Asian are you?
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  12/20/25
South Asian
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/20/25
Jesus
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  12/20/25
? We're all South Asians, are we not?
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  12/20/25
…in this great dharavi of life.
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two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget...
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  12/23/25
Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me. I'm Christ...
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/23/25
in all seriousness, looks like they are academically incline...
Chrome Crotch Den
  12/23/25
I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her s...
marvelous pungent hell prole
  12/23/25
Wow! Congrats!
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  12/20/25
gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retakin...
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  12/23/25
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  12/23/25
she'll get a full ride at penn st
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  12/23/25
damn man, you maed it
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  12/23/25
She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!
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  12/23/25


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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: rusted sick wagecucks

OF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523515)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Glittery legend generalized bond

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Glittery legend generalized bond

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Honey-headed Forum

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: cobalt stimulating gunner



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Charcoal Native Pistol



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: vivacious yellow meetinghouse puppy



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Chrome Crotch Den



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Brilliant Beady-eyed Whorehouse Degenerate



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: sooty market mad-dog skullcap



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Laughsome jade preventive strike



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Bright Knife



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Vermilion haunted graveyard



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: wild boyish point turdskin

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: Angry indigo community account chapel

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Bateful Kitchen Nibblets

Great parent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523614)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Mewling really tough guy

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Chrome Crotch Den



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Angry indigo community account chapel

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: scarlet scourge upon the earth coldplay fan

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523623)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: 180 slimy yarmulke old irish cottage

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Crawly Center

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Crawly Center

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: kink-friendly heady therapy



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Angry indigo community account chapel

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523731)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Crawly Center

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: cobalt stimulating gunner

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: racy patrolman

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Mewling really tough guy

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Charismatic elite box office faggot firefighter

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Mewling really tough guy

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523722)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Orange Sanctuary

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Fragrant home

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523709)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Fragrant home

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Hairless Useless Brakes

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525176)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Ruby chest-beating volcanic crater



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: know-it-all tattoo step-uncle's house

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: Deep Autistic Kitty Idiot



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: House-broken jew

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: cerebral disrespectful boiling water

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: House-broken jew

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Dashing sienna skinny woman

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Dashing sienna skinny woman

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Peach resort

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: salmon trump supporter

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Pontificating Excitant Senate Rigpig

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: cracking pearl psychic field

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut hospital

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523920)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Talented headpube feces

How many kids do you have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523930)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Motley gay black woman athletic conference

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523944)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Maize effete ceo

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49523963)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: avocado concupiscible mad cow disease theater

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524074)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: Thriller Cruise Ship

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: primrose curious rigor

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: mahogany mind-boggling plaza windowlicker

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: Appetizing chartreuse hominid

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Big Up-to-no-good Trailer Park

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: mahogany mind-boggling plaza windowlicker

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: cracking pearl psychic field

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Glittery legend generalized bond

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Crawly Center

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Spectacular dysfunction spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Ruby chest-beating volcanic crater

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Chrome Crotch Den

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Chrome Crotch Den

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: marvelous pungent hell prole

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Spectacular dysfunction spot

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: nubile keepsake machete

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: unholy cream location philosopher-king

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: exhilarant principal's office

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: clear stead antidepressant drug

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: nubile keepsake machete

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2#49535235)