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How did SUSMAN GODFREY just open up a NYC office and thrive?

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Topaz stimulating cumskin
  05/18/13
Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige? http://w...
aromatic doobsian legend
  05/18/13
sexy jewess
cobalt stage headpube
  05/18/13
Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron
hilarious puppy
  05/25/13
I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom...
Cyan Wrinkle Striped Hyena
  05/19/13
Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped d...
Cheese-eating Dingle Berry Foreskin
  05/18/13
DSL's
outnumbered contagious step-uncle's house
  05/18/13
Summa JD and hot ....
azure meetinghouse idiot
  05/18/13
Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school
Cheese-eating Dingle Berry Foreskin
  05/18/13
perhaps you missed the word "hot"?
charcoal offensive circlehead main people
  05/18/13
? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then...
vermilion church cuckold
  05/18/13
Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser e...
Cheese-eating Dingle Berry Foreskin
  05/18/13
I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms ne...
vermilion church cuckold
  05/18/13
This one if far more egregious: http://www.susmangodfrey....
vermilion church cuckold
  05/18/13
Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. &Acir...
fiercely-loyal shitlib library
  05/19/13
He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.
vermilion church cuckold
  05/19/13
Doubt it
fiercely-loyal shitlib library
  05/19/13
turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review kne...
spruce quadroon range
  06/04/13
Some secretary wrote that.
Translucent hairraiser depressive
  06/04/13
Nope, that's the title. http://www.floridalawreview.com/w...
Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night
  06/04/13
First in class tho bro
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  05/19/13
Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a dis...
charismatic corn cake heaven
  05/19/13
lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that ...
Angry wagecucks
  05/25/13
BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD
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  05/25/13
...
Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night
  06/04/13
this would have been funnier had you used REIN
spruce quadroon range
  06/04/13
uh fulbright scholar coif summa a3 clerkship pbk manag...
splenetic gold faggot firefighter
  06/04/13
if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/o...
Odious Pervert
  05/18/13
http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf
thriller plaza
  05/18/13
I don't get it.
Odious Pervert
  05/18/13
what don't you get bro
thriller plaza
  05/18/13
your point
Odious Pervert
  05/18/13
Never not hustling
Topaz stimulating cumskin
  05/18/13
how much do SG associate bros actually make
amber titillating preventive strike coldplay fan
  05/18/13
and how much are they expected to bill?
shivering chapel
  05/18/13
2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make...
Impertinent Motley Keepsake Machete Clown
  05/19/13
Link
Topaz stimulating cumskin
  06/20/13
1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus
Topaz stimulating cumskin
  05/18/13
holy shit. for real?
amber titillating preventive strike coldplay fan
  05/18/13
Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are ...
Topaz stimulating cumskin
  05/18/13
lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although th...
marvelous school candlestick maker
  05/18/13
This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about...
Impertinent Motley Keepsake Machete Clown
  05/19/13
(Fag)
vibrant spot mother
  05/19/13
No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 5...
Costumed passionate national security agency senate
  05/25/13
why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm giv...
narrow-minded piazza doctorate
  05/25/13
every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively ev...
Costumed passionate national security agency senate
  06/09/13
TIL Munger pays first years $220k.
Honey-headed Center
  06/20/13
Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, p...
Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night
  06/20/13
How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science backgr...
Topaz stimulating cumskin
  05/18/13
dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle
Odious Pervert
  05/18/13
They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's ...
Impertinent Motley Keepsake Machete Clown
  05/19/13
lol
Ebony den
  05/19/13
God you are a tool.
vibrant spot mother
  05/19/13
a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard scie...
sickened base
  05/19/13
They often partner with IP boutiques
Primrose internet-worthy home newt
  05/19/13
hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. r...
alcoholic state people who are hurt
  05/19/13
*is a retard*
mildly autistic burgundy market
  05/25/13
having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often...
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  05/25/13
...
splenetic gold faggot firefighter
  06/04/13
Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11
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  05/19/13
Lol, why is this surprising?
Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night
  05/19/13
Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth bac...
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  06/09/13


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Date: May 18th, 2013 7:56 PM
Author: Topaz stimulating cumskin

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225253)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:11 PM
Author: aromatic doobsian legend

Would you sex THIS for a chance at SG prestige?

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Ashley-Simonsen/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225344)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: cobalt stage headpube

sexy jewess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225695)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: hilarious puppy

Simonsen is Swedish or Norwegian, not Jewish, moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270456)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Cyan Wrinkle Striped Hyena

I wonder how many hours she has billed while in the bathroom pushing out toilet-choking turds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228556)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Dingle Berry Foreskin

Explain how this decidedly NOT prestigious attorney copped dat Susman

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Audrey-Calkins/#Pane1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225353)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:15 PM
Author: outnumbered contagious step-uncle's house

DSL's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225369)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: azure meetinghouse idiot

Summa JD and hot ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225371)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Dingle Berry Foreskin

Summa JD from an objectively TTT law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225375)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: charcoal offensive circlehead main people

perhaps you missed the word "hot"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225704)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:21 PM
Author: vermilion church cuckold

? If this is the least prestigious person at the firm, then that's amazing. I bet there's at least a few summa/magna Fodrham/Brooklyn/Cardozo/Rutgers/Seton Hall/Temple/Other tri-state TTT attorneys at WLRK and Cravath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225419)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Dingle Berry Foreskin

Your second point is irrelevant. Cravath and, to a lesser extent, WLRK are mega firms that need bodies. Susman is still a litigation boutique (although growing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225465)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:51 PM
Author: vermilion church cuckold

I understand your point, but I think the "mege-firms need bodies so they'll hire deeper in the talent pool" effect you reference is watered down a lot in the case of Cravath and WLRK. Law students and young lawyers are generally in complete awe of those firms. If CSM and WLRK wanted all HYS + fed. clerkship attorneys, they're the two mega firms that could do it,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226812)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: vermilion church cuckold

This one if far more egregious:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Attorneys/Andres-C-Healy/#Pane3

U. Florida and not a hot chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23226830)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal shitlib library

Publications: "The Constitutionality of 10 U.S.C. § 802(A)(10): Does the Military Need a Formal Invitation to Reign in “Cowboy” Civilian Contractors?, Note, 62 FLA. L. REV. 519 (2010)"

LOL, it's "rein in" not "reign in." How TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227731)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 3:59 AM
Author: vermilion church cuckold

He had to have known that. Maybe it's a play on words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227947)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 4:10 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal shitlib library

Doubt it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227963)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: spruce quadroon range

turns out neither he, nor anyone else on UF's Law Review knew this

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332286)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: Translucent hairraiser depressive

Some secretary wrote that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332219)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:56 PM
Author: Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night

Nope, that's the title.

http://www.floridalawreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Healy_Note_BOOK.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332283)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:27 AM
Author: crimson heady bawdyhouse hairy legs

First in class tho bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228586)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: charismatic corn cake heaven

Valedictorian at a decent law school and then did both a district court and Ninth Circuit clerkship. Seems OK to me. LOL JUST LOL at the "rein v. reign" thing, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228593)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:20 PM
Author: Angry wagecucks

lol at legal scholarship. That shit got published with that title. STUDENT SCHOLARS.

law profs cant even hack peer review

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269872)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Wine hideous liquid oxygen

BETTER TO REIGN IN U OF FLORIDA THAN SERVE IN HARVARD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270353)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:37 PM
Author: Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332159)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:57 PM
Author: spruce quadroon range

this would have been funnier had you used REIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332295)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:42 PM
Author: splenetic gold faggot firefighter

uh

fulbright scholar

coif

summa

a3 clerkship

pbk

managing editor law review

second journal at the same time

speaks 4 languages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332192)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:14 PM
Author: Odious Pervert

if that actually happened, im sure the lawyers had clients/ongoing matters before they even started looking for a lease. its not like boomer biglawyers just open up shop in some nyc office building and start networking from scratch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225360)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:17 PM
Author: thriller plaza

http://www.abajournal.com/files/gman_calendar.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225383)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Odious Pervert

I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225479)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:34 PM
Author: thriller plaza

what don't you get bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225490)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 8:35 PM
Author: Odious Pervert

your point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225498)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Topaz stimulating cumskin

Never not hustling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225683)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:01 PM
Author: amber titillating preventive strike coldplay fan

how much do SG associate bros actually make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225603)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: shivering chapel

and how much are they expected to bill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225605)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Impertinent Motley Keepsake Machete Clown

2,800 hours plus. You really need to be around 3,000 to make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227708)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Topaz stimulating cumskin

Link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23434844)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Topaz stimulating cumskin

1st yrs -- 275k+ includ bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225686)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: amber titillating preventive strike coldplay fan

holy shit. for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225716)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Topaz stimulating cumskin

Yea. Why do you think Harvard and Yale grads w COA exp. are dying to work there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225773)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:29 PM
Author: marvelous school candlestick maker

lol no - probably 210-220k, though (technically, although they're susman "first years," they'd be second years at any normal firm because they clerked)

see this chart:

http://www.susmangodfrey.com/Careers/Attorneys/#Pane3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225779)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Impertinent Motley Keepsake Machete Clown

This. Which doesn't look all that great when you think about what your bonus would be at, say, Kirkland for billing 2,800 hours.

The real benefit at Susman is that you can make partner early and after that there's a lot of "eat what you kill" opportunity (including contingency work). If you want to work hard as a litigator and make money, Susman is a place to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227714)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: vibrant spot mother

(Fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228568)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:14 PM
Author: Costumed passionate national security agency senate

No. First year at Susman is ~$260k. You're forgetting the 50k clerkship bonus, 5k vacation bonus, and 5k signing bonus that are all paid once you start. Then you get the 160k salary. And the $40k end of the year bonus they've paid the last few years.

By the sixth year you are up for partner. And the last couple of years they've paid ~$110k in end of the year bonuses to sixth years before they make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269841)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: narrow-minded piazza doctorate

why would you you count clerkship bonus? every top firm gives that to clerks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23269995)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Costumed passionate national security agency senate

every top firm doesn't hire federal clerks exclusively

every associate hired by Susman is a federal clerk

so it basically is part of the first year salary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23357753)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:34 PM
Author: Honey-headed Center

TIL Munger pays first years $220k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437412)



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Date: June 20th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night

Kellogg pays a 125k clerkship bonus, plus a 225k salary, plus year end bonuses. Base salary jumps to 275k at year 3. P'ship track is 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23437463)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: Topaz stimulating cumskin

How does susman handle patent cases wo a hard science background?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225710)



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Date: May 18th, 2013 9:38 PM
Author: Odious Pervert

dey be coppin dem hard scienz skills at cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23225853)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:20 AM
Author: Impertinent Motley Keepsake Machete Clown

They're so intelligent that it doesn't matter. Well, that's the belief, anyway. And for some of them they are probably right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227719)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:09 AM
Author: Ebony den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228541)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:22 AM
Author: vibrant spot mother

God you are a tool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228570)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: sickened base

a lot of top patent firms don't have a shit ton of hard science people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23227728)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Primrose internet-worthy home newt

They often partner with IP boutiques

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228536)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: alcoholic state people who are hurt

hint: you don't need a science background to do this shit. remember how little you remember from UG? yeah. just because you did some UG in EE doesn't mean you are going to understand every patent. just lol. you read claims and interpret them like every other legal issue. it's not rocket science.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228793)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic burgundy market

*is a retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270718)



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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:23 PM
Author: mildly autistic burgundy market

having litigated against them in 2 patent cases...they often work alongside Heim and a few other IP boutiques in cases; those boutiques have lots of good EEs who handle the technical part of cases

Heim has good lawyers; but they don't have the COA clerk types that Susman wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23270716)



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Date: June 4th, 2013 11:46 PM
Author: splenetic gold faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23332218)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 11:30 AM
Author: bronze tanning salon genital piercing

Rich jew prospers in mfh! News at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228594)



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Date: May 19th, 2013 12:26 PM
Author: Blue Nibblets Queen Of The Night

Lol, why is this surprising?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23228775)



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Date: June 9th, 2013 10:07 AM
Author: Talented Stead Sex Offender

Turns out PI lawyers make a lot of money. Get this filth back to TLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2259641&forum_id=2#23358123)