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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
nighttime crackhouse
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
Mint at-the-ready sound barrier bbw
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Ungodly Dopamine Fortuitous Meteor
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
nighttime crackhouse
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Vibrant school cafeteria circlehead
  05/10/24
No
Greedy Cracking Brunch
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Disrespectful Aphrodisiac New Version
  05/10/24
180
Greedy Cracking Brunch
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
bistre center
  05/10/24
180
Greedy Cracking Brunch
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
talented old irish cottage lodge
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Abusive cowardly kitchen
  05/10/24
180
Greedy Cracking Brunch
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
talented old irish cottage lodge
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
peach charismatic laser beams roommate
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
Hairraiser azure pisswyrm
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
know-it-all stead kitty cat
  05/12/24
...
nighttime crackhouse
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
Soul-stirring slate locale
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
Slap-happy multi-billionaire
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
Pea-brained orange jew
  05/10/24
...
zippy self-centered skinny woman box office
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Ruddy Trust Fund
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
bistre center
  05/10/24
180
Greedy Cracking Brunch
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
sapphire boyish property pocket flask
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
Pea-brained orange jew
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Up-to-no-good Irradiated Candlestick Maker
  05/10/24
...
Blathering Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
thirsty lascivious national security agency
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
Hateful marvelous set
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
Avocado Police Squad
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Disrespectful Aphrodisiac New Version
  05/10/24
...
painfully honest comical philosopher-king
  05/10/24
...
Crimson Codepig Sanctuary
  05/10/24
...
Pea-brained orange jew
  05/11/24
Kike!
Greedy Cracking Brunch
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Vibrant school cafeteria circlehead
  05/10/24
he was an associate
fragrant rambunctious library selfie
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
autistic stag film telephone
  05/10/24
...
Soul-stirring slate locale
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
carmine factory reset button headpube
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
Exhilarant coldplay fan
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
swashbuckling business firm doctorate
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe
  05/12/24
probably no one
nighttime crackhouse
  05/12/24
...
Crimson Codepig Sanctuary
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
Electric dingle berry
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
learning disabled weed whacker really tough guy
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
learning disabled weed whacker really tough guy
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
beady-eyed legend
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Aggressive bat shit crazy cumskin
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
know-it-all stead kitty cat
  05/12/24
...
Electric dingle berry
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: nighttime crackhouse

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: Mint at-the-ready sound barrier bbw

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Ungodly Dopamine Fortuitous Meteor

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: nighttime crackhouse

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria circlehead

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Greedy Cracking Brunch

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aphrodisiac New Version

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: Greedy Cracking Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: bistre center

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Greedy Cracking Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: talented old irish cottage lodge

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Abusive cowardly kitchen

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: Greedy Cracking Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: talented old irish cottage lodge

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: peach charismatic laser beams roommate

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser azure pisswyrm

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: know-it-all stead kitty cat

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: nighttime crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring slate locale

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy multi-billionaire

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained orange jew

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: zippy self-centered skinny woman box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Ruddy Trust Fund

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: bistre center

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Greedy Cracking Brunch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: sapphire boyish property pocket flask

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained orange jew

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Irradiated Candlestick Maker

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Blathering Trump Supporter Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: thirsty lascivious national security agency

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: Hateful marvelous set

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: Avocado Police Squad

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Disrespectful Aphrodisiac New Version

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: painfully honest comical philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: Crimson Codepig Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained orange jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: Greedy Cracking Brunch

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Vibrant school cafeteria circlehead

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: fragrant rambunctious library selfie

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: autistic stag film telephone

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Soul-stirring slate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: carmine factory reset button headpube

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: Exhilarant coldplay fan

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling business firm doctorate

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: nighttime crackhouse

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Crimson Codepig Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Electric dingle berry

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: learning disabled weed whacker really tough guy

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: concupiscible mustard sweet tailpipe

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: learning disabled weed whacker really tough guy

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed legend

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Aggressive bat shit crazy cumskin

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle high-end gunner prole

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: know-it-all stead kitty cat

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Electric dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)