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Date: November 9th, 2024 10:45 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() Seattle’s Ergonomic Standards for Computer Workstations are a godsend—if you’re Lisa.
After her wrist pain complaint, she requested an ergonomic mouse. HR rubber-stamped it without a second thought. Feeling bold, I decided to try my luck. I did some "legal research" and learned about the interactive process. With new hope, I headed to HR.
Tabitha, our obese 43-year-old HR rep, was mid-donut when I presented my case. She didn’t even look up. “Get the fuck out of my office, you faggot.”
The next day, Lisa took her ergonomic mouse home, declaring it “personal medical equipment.” Now, every shift, she shows up with it nestled in her purse like a rare gem.
Today, as I painstakingly clicked through 100 item codes on a mouse older than the store itself, Lisa strolled by, sipping kombucha. She paused, smiled, and said, “Take care of your wrists, Evan. You only get one pair.”
Finished my shift with a numb hand and a rage-induced migraine. Leaned against the stockroom wall and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 10:46 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (G. Hoy’s Floor 24 ‘Truth’—No Great Becumming, Only Gravity :() (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630870&forum_id=2#48314825) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 3:14 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630870&forum_id=2#48315683) |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 6:15 PM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630870&forum_id=2#48316295) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:23 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630870&forum_id=2#48335169) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 4:22 AM Author: Swashbuckling Yarmulke-laden Shitlib ISO Poontang (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630870&forum_id=2#48335465) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 6:43 AM Author: Nestormaxxing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630870&forum_id=2#48335622) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 10:42 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630870&forum_id=2#48336274) |