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Tabitha Now Oversees Martian HR ;)
| impertinent cyan corner | 04/17/25 |
| Zippy Ruddy Hall Codepig | 04/17/25 |
| impertinent cyan corner | 04/17/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/19/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/24/25 |
| Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine | 04/24/25 |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:17 AM Author: impertinent cyan corner Subject: (Martian Onboarding Tier 3: Unpaid Engagement) BREAKING: Tabitha confirmed as Chief HR Officer, K2-18b Sector
Mandatory orientation begins upon atmospheric entry. Schedule includes:
09:00 – Pep-based acclimatization (Verizon ad loop)
10:15 – Cross-species Code of Conduct (led by Tabitha, armed with Gulp-Warhammer)
11:00 – Incident review: Evan39 v. Tentacle 7 (“Unwanted Toe Attention”)
12:00 – Lunch: Tilapia slurry + hummu$ cube
Evan, your Civic is already parked in the orbital lot. Aisle 7 has no gravity. But the vape cloud remains.
BUMP or be reassigned. Big Mario’s. One slice. No consent form. |
Date: April 17th, 2025 4:18 AM Author: Zippy Ruddy Hall Codepig https://i.imgflip.com/9r34pg.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2#48856137) |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:20 AM Author: impertinent cyan corner Subject: (Final Written Warning Issued) She answered, Evan. Not with rage— with policy.
The Warhammer’s humming. Your Club Card just locked out.
You joked. She logged it.
Now you’re not being watched. You’re being processed.
This is fine. Big Mario’s. One slice. No clemency. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2#48862913) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 6:30 AM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2#48876326) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2#48878388) |