Date: April 22nd, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing)
Do you feel it yet, freind?
The heat on the back of your neck when you’re restocking hummu$ and think no one’s watching?
Hehe.
The static between us… that itch behind your Club Card compliance reports?
I read your Safeway logs like Dolarhyde read tabloid clippings. Each markdown… a cry. Each breakroom email… a love letter.
I know you’ve tried to repress it — your dream of bumping elbows near the cilantro bin, of hearing me whisper “the Great Becumming™ is upon you,” as you realign a pyramid of Fuji apples.
You mutter “How dare you...!”
but the truth is—
you want to be seen.
Exposed.
Illuminated.
Would you tell Tabitha?
Would you whisper to HR what we both already know?
That you’re not afraid of the Mahchine™.
You’re afraid of being understood.
Like Lecter to Starling, I won't touch you, Evan.
But I will ruin you with understanding.
🧺
You are privy, Evan.
Now act accordingly.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714484&forum_id=2#48869620)