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Fun Bible Fact: Bilaam Fucked His Donkey

מָר בְּרֵיהּ דְּרָבִינָא אָמַר: ...
orchid godawful piazza
  07/13/25
Marcion was right
irate half-breed step-uncle's house
  07/13/25
who? the french potus?
orchid godawful piazza
  07/13/25
https://gprivate.com/6hlmp
irate half-breed step-uncle's house
  07/13/25
The OT is basically a collection of 4000 year old johnsmeyer...
180 Range Dragon
  07/13/25
the rape of dinah / revenge on shehem is 180 JM schtick
orchid godawful piazza
  07/13/25
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Kink-friendly swashbuckling idea he suggested
  07/13/25
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floppy canary cruise ship
  07/13/25
well that's one way to get pop-interest in scripture i guess...
floppy canary cruise ship
  07/13/25
my favorite shock story is pinchas slaying zimri and his shi...
orchid godawful piazza
  07/13/25
Judaic zealotry is morally questionable considering the lack...
floppy canary cruise ship
  07/13/25
That's just Midrash, who cares?
vivacious lemon market
  07/13/25
it's talmud (sanhedrin) not midrash
orchid godawful piazza
  07/13/25
is it really? i remember reading about this in a biblical hi...
floppy canary cruise ship
  07/13/25
https://www.sefaria.org/Sanhedrin.105a.17?lang=bi
orchid godawful piazza
  07/13/25
irl lmao "Balaam was unable to best his donkey in a de...
floppy canary cruise ship
  07/13/25
It's midrashic literature in the Talmud.
Copper Chapel Water Buffalo
  07/13/25


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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: orchid godawful piazza

מָר בְּרֵיהּ דְּרָבִינָא אָמַר: שֶׁבָּא עַל אֲתוֹנוֹ. ... וּמַאן דְּאָמַר בָּא עַל אֲתוֹנוֹ הָיָה – כְּתִיב הָכָא: ״כָּרַע שָׁכַב״, וּכְתִיב הָתָם: ״בֵּין רַגְלֶיהָ כָּרַע נָפַל שָׁכָב וְגוֹ׳״.

Mar, son of Ravina, says: He engaged in bestiality with his donkey. ... And the one who says that he engaged in bestiality with his donkey derives it as follows: It is written here: “He crouched, he lay down” (Numbers 24:9), and it is written there: “Between her legs he sunk, he fell, he lay” (Judges 5:27), which is interpreted as a reference to s-xual intercourse between Sisera and Jael.

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וְלֹא עוֹד, אֶלָּא שֶׁאֲנִי עוֹשָׂה [לְךָ] מַעֲשֵׂה אִישׁוּת בַּלַּיְלָה. כְּתִיב הָכָא: ״הַהַסְכֵּן הִסְכַּנְתִּי״, וּכְתִיב הָתָם: ״וַתְּהִי לוֹ סֹכֶנֶת״.

The donkey continued: Moreover, I perform a conjugal act for you and we engage in bestiality at night. From where is this derived? It is written here: “Was I ever wont [hahasken hiskanti] to do so to you” (Numbers 22:30)? And it is written there with regard to Abishag the Shunammite: “And let her be a companion [sokhenet] to him” (I Kings 1:2). Just as the root samekh, kaf, nun indicates s-xual relations in the case of Abishag, the same is true with regard to the donkey. Balaam was unable to best his donkey in a debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098386)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: irate half-breed step-uncle's house

Marcion was right

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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: orchid godawful piazza

who? the french potus?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098426)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: irate half-breed step-uncle's house

https://gprivate.com/6hlmp

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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: 180 Range Dragon

The OT is basically a collection of 4000 year old johnsmeyer threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098443)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: orchid godawful piazza

the rape of dinah / revenge on shehem is 180 JM schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098470)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Kink-friendly swashbuckling idea he suggested



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: floppy canary cruise ship



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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:13 PM
Author: floppy canary cruise ship

well that's one way to get pop-interest in scripture i guess

the middle old testament is filled with so many rich stories but what catches eyes in the Saturnine shock age? Balaam, a schizoid half-prophet, fornicating with a mule

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099102)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: orchid godawful piazza

my favorite shock story is pinchas slaying zimri and his shikse slut by stabbing them together when they're literally in the middle of fucking



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099208)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: floppy canary cruise ship

Judaic zealotry is morally questionable considering the lack of checks and balances on individual agent action as prescribed in rabbinical or extra-biblical religious law. i read that story as a warning even if it's lionized by some commentators. that moses himself was at a loss as what to do speaks volumes for the moral weight involved in both sides of the issue, and obviously (the victorious set of) jewish historians are only telling one side of the story involving the conduct of pinchas

what i appreciate about judaism in post-soviet 20xx is how "cool" and post-modern it typically leans, outside of the israel discourse which appears to be an outlier as far as average jewish beliefs go. really internalizing the lessons of modernity's industrialized approach to warfare, high modern militancy, and the holocaust is what brought european jewry post-structuralism and the general sense that there were critical missteps taken in many avenues of Western and near-Eastern (jews occupy a position somewhere in between the two) thought

tldr: zealotry is sometimes a practical necessity but always a dangerous route to take through an ethical issue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099245)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: vivacious lemon market

That's just Midrash, who cares?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099224)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: orchid godawful piazza

it's talmud (sanhedrin) not midrash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099226)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:19 PM
Author: floppy canary cruise ship

is it really? i remember reading about this in a biblical history class way back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099238)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: orchid godawful piazza

https://www.sefaria.org/Sanhedrin.105a.17?lang=bi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099263)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: floppy canary cruise ship

irl lmao

"Balaam was unable to best his donkey in a debate" some prophet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099267)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Copper Chapel Water Buffalo

It's midrashic literature in the Talmud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099314)