it turns out the Arab Spring unleashed with its democratic fervor a TORRENT of western style contests. Vice went to a show in Tunisia and it was NUTS! Dancing bears, camels, like a scene out of Arabian Nights. but with, chill alpha MUSBROS working their giant BROWN SandSnakes DOMINATING the scene and blowing MUSCUM all over the open air market. Even after the Arab Spring there was an odd religious fervor to the event with the local imam blessing the HOLY CUMROCKETS all part of the Aqiqah ceremony (some crazy ceremony from the Koran wherein Mohammed purportedly christened children in a bath of the HOLY JIZZ of the prophet himself).

Despite this beautiful and straightforward integration into existing customs of Islam, the DOONCOONS got one TASTE of free COCKSSTUDS spewing their freedom to the masses, they decided that grace and natural beauty didn't sit well with Allah. the secular Dicktators had for years kept a lid on the Desert's natural treasure of SCUDSTUDS in favor of rigged events transparently exaggerating the dominance of local ruling party elites. Uday Hussein for instance, was well known for having "won" 7 consecutive Ba'ath Blowouts in the late 90's, despite a pathetic uncut 7 inch cock. now with the rise of militant islam i hear things are getting even tougher with local imams overseeing competitions down to even the junior level. training as we know it has been all but outlawed. no stimming. heck, you can't even achieve penetration on stage without a cleric invoking some arcane script from the Koran and slapping a condom on. condoms in "nude" bodybuilding. last spring three Yazidis were BEHEADED for importing SYNTHETIC JIZZ enhancers for being "against Islam". and i'm a racist for wanting to ban these fucks from immigration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3267957&forum_id=2#30799538)

i bet some NSA bro is going to read this and think to himself, "WTF"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3267957&forum_id=2#30799695)

al-Baghdadi was a notorious clothmo and whoever replaced him is even worse. ISIS-controlled territories required gyms to offer CARDIO ONLY last month on pain of execution.

Some horrific videos recently hit LiveLeak of Syrian MUSSULGODS trembling and frightened as they were led at gunpoint to stationary bikes, the limp outlines of their 24" (flaccid) DESERTDONGS visible through the SWEATPANTS they had been forced to wear.

I couldn't watch the whole thing. Jfc, did ISIS fforget why the holy month is called RAMaDan?

Hate to agree with the libs on this one, but these fucks are really perverting the original text of the religion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3267957&forum_id=2#30800198)

*head explodes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3267957&forum_id=2#30800231)