\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
...
Low-t charismatic foreskin
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Adventurous stubborn people who are hurt cuckoldry
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Low-t charismatic foreskin
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
twinkling step-uncle's house
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
Titillating alcoholic fortuitous meteor dopamine
  08/20/18
...
galvanic trailer park
  08/20/18
...
chest-beating locale
  08/21/18
...
maroon dashing international law enforcement agency alpha
  08/21/18
...
opaque locus
  08/21/18
The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
doobsian patrolman double fault
  08/21/18
...
up-to-no-good shimmering multi-billionaire
  11/14/19
...
mentally impaired bonkers spot
  08/24/18
...
up-to-no-good shimmering multi-billionaire
  11/14/19
In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
useless house clown
  08/20/18
...
galvanic trailer park
  08/20/18
...
misanthropic liquid oxygen tattoo
  08/20/18
In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
...
up-to-no-good shimmering multi-billionaire
  11/14/19
Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
Glittery center mental disorder
  02/13/20
...
Floppy feces
  08/20/18
...
chest-beating locale
  08/21/18
...
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/20/18
I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
...
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/20/18
I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Adventurous stubborn people who are hurt cuckoldry
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/20/18
You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Lascivious glassy parlor blood rage
  08/20/18
...
Lascivious glassy parlor blood rage
  08/20/18
lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
lemon boistinker
  08/20/18
...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  08/20/18
Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
Orchid thriller address
  08/20/18
...
Carmine rehab
  08/21/18
LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Adulterous church building nibblets
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Pearly big associate
  08/21/18
...
Translucent Range
  08/21/18
Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Carmine rehab
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
Bossy stage
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
doobsian patrolman double fault
  08/21/18
Coincidence that crows are black?
Titillating alcoholic fortuitous meteor dopamine
  08/21/18
Lawman8 weeping
sickened swashbuckling native legal warrant
  08/21/18
...
Walnut Motley Jew
  08/25/18
Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  11/14/19
historically important thread
lemon boistinker
  11/14/19
...
Learning Disabled Area Generalized Bond
  01/21/20
Nice bump. It remains true
boyish indecent public bath trump supporter
  01/21/20
...
Mind-boggling charcoal round eye
  12/22/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651787)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Low-t charismatic foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651789)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Adventurous stubborn people who are hurt cuckoldry

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651797)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651811)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Low-t charismatic foreskin

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651834)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651850)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: twinkling step-uncle's house

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117986)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Titillating alcoholic fortuitous meteor dopamine

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651805)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651814)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: chest-beating locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653243)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: maroon dashing international law enforcement agency alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653252)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: opaque locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653720)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: doobsian patrolman double fault

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653743)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good shimmering multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118011)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: mentally impaired bonkers spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36677624)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: up-to-no-good shimmering multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118008)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: useless house clown

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651809)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: galvanic trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651815)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: misanthropic liquid oxygen tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651841)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651866)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: up-to-no-good shimmering multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118014)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Glittery center mental disorder

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39589469)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: Floppy feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651956)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: chest-beating locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653257)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651873)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651899)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651929)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651979)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Adventurous stubborn people who are hurt cuckoldry

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651931)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652057)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652149)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652153)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652168)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652194)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652232)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652254)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652307)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652337)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652360)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Lascivious glassy parlor blood rage

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652000)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Lascivious glassy parlor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36651981)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: lemon boistinker

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652060)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652233)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Orchid thriller address

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652312)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Carmine rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36655047)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Adulterous church building nibblets

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36652335)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Pearly big associate

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653331)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Translucent Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653333)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Carmine rehab

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653709)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Bossy stage

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653719)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: doobsian patrolman double fault

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653745)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Titillating alcoholic fortuitous meteor dopamine

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36653748)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: sickened swashbuckling native legal warrant

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36654404)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Walnut Motley Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#36682455)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39117741)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: lemon boistinker

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39118002)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Area Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39467939)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: boyish indecent public bath trump supporter

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#39467947)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Mind-boggling charcoal round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2#49531340)