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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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appetizing dysfunction macaca
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Copper Outnumbered Ticket Booth
  08/28/25
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appetizing dysfunction macaca
  08/28/25
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Emerald talking dog poop
  08/28/25
that's it?
Maroon glittery business firm sound barrier
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
appetizing dysfunction macaca
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
bearded aphrodisiac hospital legend
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Maroon glittery business firm sound barrier
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Pungent cruise ship
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Pungent cruise ship
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Pungent cruise ship
  09/12/25
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Pungent cruise ship
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
cerise low-t people who are hurt
  08/28/25
Happy?
mauve diverse dopamine
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
cerise low-t people who are hurt
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Emerald talking dog poop
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Emerald talking dog poop
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
seedy marvelous main people
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
narrow-minded odious garrison
  08/28/25
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Blathering swashbuckling factory reset button
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
French base
  08/29/25
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black big doctorate
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Lime stimulating range faggot firefighter
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Irradiated dark sanctuary
  08/29/25
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Blathering swashbuckling factory reset button
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
arousing forum
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Irradiated dark sanctuary
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Pungent cruise ship
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
awkward walnut institution pervert
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
cerise low-t people who are hurt
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Lime stimulating range faggot firefighter
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
supple voyeur den
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
White hell gunner
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
cerise low-t people who are hurt
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Emerald talking dog poop
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Irradiated dark sanctuary
  09/01/25
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godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Irradiated dark sanctuary
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  09/01/25
Lolololol
mauve diverse dopamine
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
cerise low-t people who are hurt
  09/01/25
?
Pungent cruise ship
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
boyish space
  09/01/25
Fuck you
cerise low-t people who are hurt
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Pungent cruise ship
  09/12/25
Yes
godawful bistre theater indirect expression
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Pungent cruise ship
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Pungent cruise ship
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
appetizing dysfunction macaca
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: appetizing dysfunction macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Copper Outnumbered Ticket Booth

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing dysfunction macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Emerald talking dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Maroon glittery business firm sound barrier

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: appetizing dysfunction macaca

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: bearded aphrodisiac hospital legend

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Maroon glittery business firm sound barrier

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: cerise low-t people who are hurt

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: mauve diverse dopamine

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: cerise low-t people who are hurt

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Emerald talking dog poop

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Emerald talking dog poop

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: seedy marvelous main people

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: narrow-minded odious garrison

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Blathering swashbuckling factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: French base

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: black big doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Lime stimulating range faggot firefighter

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Irradiated dark sanctuary

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Blathering swashbuckling factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: arousing forum

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Irradiated dark sanctuary

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: awkward walnut institution pervert

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: cerise low-t people who are hurt

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Lime stimulating range faggot firefighter

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: supple voyeur den

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: White hell gunner

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: cerise low-t people who are hurt

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Emerald talking dog poop

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Irradiated dark sanctuary

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Irradiated dark sanctuary

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: mauve diverse dopamine

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: cerise low-t people who are hurt

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: boyish space

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: cerise low-t people who are hurt

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: godawful bistre theater indirect expression

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Pungent cruise ship

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: appetizing dysfunction macaca

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)