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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Lol wow holy shit
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
Swollen self-centered point
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XO is incredible!
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sapphire meetinghouse messiness
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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  11/25/18
Explain plz
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odious nofapping idiot
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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big milk philosopher-king
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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  11/25/18
100% not flame
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I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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ty friend
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Can you post this on the nba subreddit
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Milky stubborn coffee pot stock car



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse

Lol wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296252)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Gay sandwich multi-billionaire

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: French becky church



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: cerebral goyim tank



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Titillating Deep Base

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: rose useless brakes state

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Gay sandwich multi-billionaire

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: cracking lake coldplay fan

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Dashing fat ankles principal's office



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: ruddy balding school cafeteria

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Swollen self-centered point

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated degenerate

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: sapphire meetinghouse messiness



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated degenerate

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: vigorous boltzmann

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: odious nofapping idiot



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated degenerate

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Plum sweet tailpipe address

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: big milk philosopher-king



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Cocky gunner plaza

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Cobalt Fortuitous Meteor

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated degenerate

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated degenerate

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: big milk philosopher-king



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Cocky gunner plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38084240)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: odious nofapping idiot

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: ruddy balding school cafeteria

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: carnelian well-lubricated degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Talented Flesh Black Woman

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: submissive space

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: navy vivacious lettuce



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: jade magical station

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: electric duck-like ape

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: bistre exhilarant newt



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: lime theatre legend



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Transparent Exciting Crackhouse



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Chocolate rehab striped hyena

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: cracking lake coldplay fan



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Vermilion location police squad



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Slimy Sanctuary

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2#46982527)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Talented Flesh Black Woman



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickabbalah



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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