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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPiz...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/26/21
dat secret menu
Transparent deep bawdyhouse
  04/27/21
can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?
bipolar international law enforcement agency genital piercing
  04/27/21
Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonald...
bearded windowlicker friendly grandma
  04/27/21
I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement ...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order b...
excitant wine ticket booth ladyboy
  08/15/22
Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party benefici...
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  04/27/21
They haven't assented to enforceability by third party benef...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/28/21
...
bespoke vibrant native potus
  05/12/24
i just want spicy mcnuggets
bearded windowlicker friendly grandma
  04/27/21
I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tri...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
McPizzas were 180
Supple anal newt mediation
  04/27/21
if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for ...
Transparent deep bawdyhouse
  04/27/21
*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizz...
Overrated garrison
  04/27/21
...
Heady parlour juggernaut
  05/12/24
i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its al...
amber house
  04/27/21
checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies
bearded windowlicker friendly grandma
  04/27/21
you just changed my life. thank you.
amber house
  04/27/21
Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD
tantric magical filthpig
  04/27/21
i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no s...
Overrated garrison
  04/27/21
hilarious, but can't be true
Lake sex offender
  04/27/21
I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agree...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
...
grizzly metal sneaky criminal
  04/27/21
This doesn't apply to the McRib though.
free-loading center
  04/27/21
? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but thi...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal. Therefore, your enti...
Swashbuckling lodge dingle berry
  04/27/21
This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can or...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/28/21
McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away...
free-loading center
  04/27/21
The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary...
excitant wine ticket booth ladyboy
  08/15/22
...
curious temple boistinker
  05/12/24
...
geriatric lime gay wizard philosopher-king
  04/27/21
I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Found...
hairraiser vermilion depressive selfie
  04/27/21
180. You should go through and order McD's items from vario...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
Tell me more about modular lobster, please.
Iridescent Rigpig
  04/27/21
They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can jus...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
...
Lavender stage
  08/15/22
For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the ...
Sienna candlestick maker son of senegal
  08/15/22
...
Overrated garrison
  08/15/22
...
abnormal coiffed hell
  08/16/22
They literally have no bagels in the store
Nighttime orchestra pit corn cake
  04/27/21
You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those t...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in...
bull headed laser beams property
  04/27/21
oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up
Overrated garrison
  04/27/21
flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select...
awkward love of her life toilet seat
  08/16/22
When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal a...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being h...
bespoke vibrant native potus
  05/12/24
Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after ...
Domesticated avocado site police squad
  04/27/21
The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an a...
abnormal coiffed hell
  04/27/21
(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)
Very Tactful Trailer Park
  04/27/21
you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually ...
Lake sex offender
  04/28/21
lol
Overrated garrison
  08/15/22
lol
carmine autistic personal credit line
  08/15/22
...
abnormal coiffed hell
  08/15/22
this poast has been a game changer for my book of business ...
Transparent deep bawdyhouse
  08/15/22
...
Irradiated Hall
  08/15/22
...
abnormal coiffed hell
  02/07/24
...
Blathering racy home community account
  05/12/24
The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's ...
Irradiated Hall
  08/16/22
...
abnormal coiffed hell
  05/12/24
We survived.
bespoke vibrant native potus
  05/12/24
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/
Overrated garrison
  08/16/22
This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!
sick volcanic crater
  05/12/24
was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao
unholy puppy
  05/12/24
what about bk's cheesey fries
exhilarant henna hominid
  05/12/24


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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356284)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM
Author: Transparent deep bawdyhouse

dat secret menu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356706)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM
Author: bipolar international law enforcement agency genital piercing

can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356773)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker friendly grandma

what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356775)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357702)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: excitant wine ticket booth ladyboy

Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.

This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019663)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359139)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.

But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42364096)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: bespoke vibrant native potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654921)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker friendly grandma

i just want spicy mcnuggets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356752)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357857)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM
Author: Supple anal newt mediation

McPizzas were 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM
Author: Transparent deep bawdyhouse

if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356788)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM
Author: Overrated garrison

*McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357835)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Heady parlour juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654931)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM
Author: amber house

i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356779)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM
Author: bearded windowlicker friendly grandma

checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356787)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM
Author: amber house

you just changed my life. thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356793)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: tantric magical filthpig

Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358722)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Overrated garrison

i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357838)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Lake sex offender

hilarious, but can't be true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42356795)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357699)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM
Author: grizzly metal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357716)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM
Author: free-loading center

This doesn't apply to the McRib though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357755)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357850)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling lodge dingle berry

McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.

Therefore, your entire premise fails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359338)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367210)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM
Author: free-loading center

McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360478)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM
Author: excitant wine ticket booth ladyboy

The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019667)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM
Author: curious temple boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654971)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM
Author: geriatric lime gay wizard philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357757)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM
Author: hairraiser vermilion depressive selfie

I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb

McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357828)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357856)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM
Author: Iridescent Rigpig

Tell me more about modular lobster, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357842)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357849)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Lavender stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019571)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM
Author: Sienna candlestick maker son of senegal

For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019620)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM
Author: Overrated garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019632)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021074)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM
Author: Nighttime orchestra pit corn cake

They literally have no bagels in the store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42357997)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358711)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM
Author: bull headed laser beams property

i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358032)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Overrated garrison

oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358086)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM
Author: awkward love of her life toilet seat

flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019672)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358708)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: bespoke vibrant native potus

Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654925)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Domesticated avocado site police squad

Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.

Half an hour later I got my sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42358726)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell

The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42359064)



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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM
Author: Very Tactful Trailer Park

(guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42360528)



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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM
Author: Lake sex offender

you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#42367257)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: Overrated garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019634)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM
Author: carmine autistic personal credit line

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019637)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019530)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM
Author: Transparent deep bawdyhouse

this poast has been a game changer for my book of business

I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.

If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019651)



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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM
Author: Irradiated Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019658)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47374800)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM
Author: Blathering racy home community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654929)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM
Author: Irradiated Hall

The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45019714)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: abnormal coiffed hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654912)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: bespoke vibrant native potus

We survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654927)



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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM
Author: Overrated garrison

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#45021434)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM
Author: sick volcanic crater

This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654918)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM
Author: unholy puppy

was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654951)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM
Author: exhilarant henna hominid

what about bk's cheesey fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2#47654974)