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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Crusty Brilliant Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
jet garrison
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
charismatic haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
180 home goal in life
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
navy dilemma candlestick maker
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
impertinent french chef corn cake
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
dashing market
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
pungent patrolman corner
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
onyx low-t international law enforcement agency associate
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
passionate gold sneaky criminal ticket booth
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Stirring White Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
bipolar gas station jap
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
honey-headed hell death wish
  06/30/25
cr
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
onyx low-t international law enforcement agency associate
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
vigorous den
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Stirring White Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
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razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
honey-headed hell death wish
  06/30/25
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jade temple rigpig
  07/01/25
*bussy
big-titted circlehead
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
impertinent french chef corn cake
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
olive stage
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
costumed gaming laptop
  06/30/25
fuck
narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
olive stage
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Crusty Brilliant Organic Girlfriend
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
vigorous den
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
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histrionic factory reset button stead
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Appetizing stubborn base internal respiration
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Marvelous becky
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
mind-boggling painfully honest whorehouse pozpig
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Marvelous becky
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Marvelous becky
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
amethyst dog poop parlour
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Sooty philosopher-king reading party
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Burgundy theater stage
  06/30/25
tcr
razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/01/25
just jump
razzmatazz yapping field
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
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Dead Sticky Cruise Ship
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Trip national trump supporter
  06/30/25
wow
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
lake liquid oxygen rigor
  06/30/25
JFC man
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
pungent patrolman corner
  06/30/25
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razzmatazz yapping field
  06/30/25
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narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry
  06/30/25
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Stirring White Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting
  06/30/25
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Exciting hyperactive boistinker
  06/30/25
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Sick swollen new version ape
  06/30/25
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Sooty philosopher-king reading party
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Burgundy theater stage
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Appetizing stubborn base internal respiration
  06/30/25
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Vengeful Meetinghouse Clown
  07/01/25
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jade temple rigpig
  07/01/25
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multi-colored main people
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
yellow exhilarant turdskin cuck
  07/01/25
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Hairraiser dull roast beef
  07/01/25
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charismatic haunted graveyard
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
navy dilemma candlestick maker
  06/30/25
bro
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
...
Burgundy theater stage
  06/30/25
lol
razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/01/25
...
Plum Sweet Tailpipe
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
lime step-uncle's house pocket flask
  06/30/25
jfc
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
onyx low-t international law enforcement agency associate
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Exciting hyperactive boistinker
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Sick swollen new version ape
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
lime step-uncle's house pocket flask
  07/01/25
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mind-boggling painfully honest whorehouse pozpig
  07/01/25
...
Sick swollen new version ape
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Hairraiser dull roast beef
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
ocher trust fund
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
vigorous den
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry
  06/30/25
...
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/01/25
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laughsome newt
  07/01/25
lol
razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/01/25
...
razzmatazz yapping field
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
At-the-ready Range Tank
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
crawly stain address
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Smoky gaped party of the first part
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Curious institution incel
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
talented school cafeteria therapy
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
laughsome newt
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
galvanic business firm hairy legs
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/01/25
...
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
jade temple rigpig
  07/01/25
😟
Buff frozen mood
  07/01/25
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Arousing rehab gay wizard
  07/01/25
holy shit
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
laughsome newt
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
flatulent heaven mental disorder
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Hairraiser dull roast beef
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
impertinent french chef corn cake
  07/01/25
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Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Hairraiser dull roast beef
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Hairraiser dull roast beef
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Trip national trump supporter
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
impertinent french chef corn cake
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Spruce house boiling water
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
jade temple rigpig
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
confused twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/06/25
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Trip national trump supporter
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Motley Locale
  07/06/25
...
Sick swollen new version ape
  07/06/25
lol
razzle vermilion nibblets church
  07/07/25
wow
Abnormal dark church building mediation
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Crusty Brilliant Organic Girlfriend

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: jet garrison

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: charismatic haunted graveyard

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: 180 home goal in life

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: navy dilemma candlestick maker

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: impertinent french chef corn cake

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: dashing market

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: pungent patrolman corner

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: onyx low-t international law enforcement agency associate

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: passionate gold sneaky criminal ticket booth

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Stirring White Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: bipolar gas station jap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: honey-headed hell death wish

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: onyx low-t international law enforcement agency associate

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: vigorous den

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Stirring White Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: honey-headed hell death wish

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: jade temple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: big-titted circlehead

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: impertinent french chef corn cake

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: olive stage

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: costumed gaming laptop

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: olive stage

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Crusty Brilliant Organic Girlfriend

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: vigorous den

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: histrionic factory reset button stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Appetizing stubborn base internal respiration

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Marvelous becky

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest whorehouse pozpig

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Marvelous becky

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Marvelous becky

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: amethyst dog poop parlour

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Sooty philosopher-king reading party

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Burgundy theater stage

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Dead Sticky Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Trip national trump supporter

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: lake liquid oxygen rigor

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: pungent patrolman corner

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Stirring White Nursing Home Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Exciting hyperactive boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Sick swollen new version ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Sooty philosopher-king reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Burgundy theater stage

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Appetizing stubborn base internal respiration

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Vengeful Meetinghouse Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: jade temple rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: multi-colored main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: yellow exhilarant turdskin cuck

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser dull roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: charismatic haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: navy dilemma candlestick maker

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Burgundy theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Plum Sweet Tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: lime step-uncle's house pocket flask

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: onyx low-t international law enforcement agency associate

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Exciting hyperactive boistinker

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Sick swollen new version ape

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: lime step-uncle's house pocket flask

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: mind-boggling painfully honest whorehouse pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sick swollen new version ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser dull roast beef

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ocher trust fund

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: vigorous den

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: narrow-minded love of her life dingle berry

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: laughsome newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz yapping field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: At-the-ready Range Tank

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: crawly stain address

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Smoky gaped party of the first part

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Curious institution incel

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: talented school cafeteria therapy

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome newt

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: galvanic business firm hairy legs

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: jade temple rigpig

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Buff frozen mood

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Arousing rehab gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome newt

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: flatulent heaven mental disorder

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser dull roast beef

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: impertinent french chef corn cake

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Hairraiser dull roast beef

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser dull roast beef

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Trip national trump supporter

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: impertinent french chef corn cake

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Spruce house boiling water

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: jade temple rigpig

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: confused twinkling uncleanness coldplay fan

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Trip national trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Motley Locale

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Sick swollen new version ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: razzle vermilion nibblets church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Abnormal dark church building mediation

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)