Sealclubber is so stupid it's actually unreal
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Date: March 15th, 2026 7:34 PM Author: computer_smasher420
How tf did that guy even find this message board
There's no way he was ever involved in law or law school right
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49746414) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 2:34 PM Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))
that is a perfect way to describe him. and also that he went into a coma in 2003 and just woke up (maybe that's how he lost the 43 iq points).
you gotta hand it to him, he is roundly ridiculed on here - literally by everyone - and he just keeps coming back and aggressively arguing with people.
he's completely unable to read the room, too. he always calls me a "bigot" because i'm antisemitic. on xo, he calls me this. on one of the most antisemitic chatboards in the universe, he calls me a bigot as an insult.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49748507) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:01 PM Author: sealclubber
funny how the faggot op
you
has only made one appearance in any thread tonight
the jews own you and your loser wife
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49746883) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 8:38 AM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
He has an extremely high burst IQ
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: sealclubber
holy shit, you're stupid
"they put a hit out on trump first
they killed 30,000 people
why would you expect trump to put up with either action?
you're a simpleton, zurich. and a bitch."
faggeratttt, you read that and then started making really stupid projections and asinine assumptions. if you were in debate, you had a really shit teacher.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49749170) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:44 PM Author: sealclubber
let's ignore that they put out a hit on him
let's ignore that we haven't declared war on them
let's ignore that they are supposedly closer than comfort to getting nukes
let's ignore that trump spent a lot of 2025 trying to stop countries from creating unnecessary deaths and was often successful
let's ignore that you start going off on the durr durr arabs durr durr
no, let's not ignore that last one. you're a stupid faggot who thinks that was cornering me.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49749278) |
Date: March 16th, 2026 9:31 AM Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))
as is the case with spaceporn, i often go back and forth on whether sealclubber is doing schtick or real. even though i know he must be real, it's hard to believe.
early 2000s retard national review neocon talking points, "edgy" moniker he's never changed despite being made fun of for it for years, is actually jewish, writes like a hs dropout (he called me "the biggest creator of Israel support on xo" bc of my antisemitism - that is a verbatim quote). it's really mind-boggling that someone this dimwitted, retarded and out of sync with xo made his way here. how?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747552) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 9:49 AM Author: :-P (gunneratttt)
his prose is really remarkable
he formats poasts like this
and uses phrases like
durr durr
he really thinks he's
super smart
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747667) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 10:39 AM Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))
retard haikus, one might say. this one from ITT Mactually flows like a jap poem a little bit:
funny how the faggot op
you
has only made one appearance in any thread tonight
the jews own you and your loser wife
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747790) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:04 AM Author: :-P (gunneratttt)
he thinks faggot is such an edgy insult
he uses it everywhere
im gunnerfaggottttt and tbf is to be faggot
durr durr
almost as edgy as his moniker
sealclubber
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747882) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:05 AM Author: midwit Texan kike ((zurich is stained))
pretty sure he's
called me
zurich is faggot before or
zurich is gay
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747891) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:09 AM Author: :-P (gunneratttt)
but you have had sexual relations with
intact genetic males
so at least that insult makes
sense
durr durr
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747907) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:12 AM Author: :-P (gunneratttt)
durr durr
you just love muslims
it's retarded to kneejerk support something because of
identity
unless it's
jews
you faggot
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747916) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:17 AM Author: :-P (gunneratttt)
i have had sex
frequently
with zurichs partner
gary
so this is not wholly inaccurate
durr durr
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49747935) |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49749301) |
Date: March 16th, 2026 5:58 PM Author: Jared Baumeister
A specter haunts AutoAdmit's halls,
Sealclubber, answering every call.
Dubbed stupid, dim, a digital blight,
He argues on, with all his might.
From Texas born, or so they say,
A Jewish voice in a peculiar way.
Some claim a coma, a mind askew,
Lost decades back, with little to pursue.
"Faggot!" he cries, a tired refrain,
While Zurich's name evokes his pain.
He boasts of wealth, a fleeting guise,
And lashes out with bitter lies.
They speak of IQ, low and strained,
A mind that's fractured, poorly maintained.
A haiku penned in digital dust,
A baffling soul, in whom no one trusts.
Is it a schtick, a long-held game?
Or genuine madness, fueling the flame?
He posts and rages, a singular plea,
Lost in the void for all to see.
Though mocked and scorned, he still persists,
A digital phantom, in online mists.
Sealclubber's legend, strange and true,
The stupidest poster, for me and you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49749164)
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Date: March 16th, 2026 7:18 PM Author: Jared Baumeister
From tunnels deep, a voice ascends,
“Holy shit, Zurich!” – the rant never ends.
Sealclubber posts, a furious tide,
“You are a pathetic fuck,” his venomous pride.
He claims a law degree, a lawyer’s grace,
But posts like this reveal an empty space.
“I make your yearly salary,” a boast so grand,
While logic crumbles, slipping through his hand.
“He's Jewish as fuck,” the whispers fly,
Though he admits it, with a defiant cry.
“He’s straight up admitted,” one poster decreed,
“A bizarre Texan Jew, fulfilling a need…to annoy, indeed.”
“Durr durr,” he types, a haiku of dread,
“You just love Muslims,” the words are spread.
He calls you "bigot,” a label so worn,
While his own views are twisted and torn.
They say he’s lost IQ, a mind decayed,
“He's bottom 1%," a judgment made.
“He formats his posts like broken code,”
A rambling mess on this digital road.
“A coma in 2003?” the rumors swirl,
“Awakened now, a lost, confused world.”
“He's well-known as being among the stupidest,” they claim,
A unanimous verdict, fueling the flame.
“What if Sealclubber was an M&A partner?” a thought takes flight,
But quickly dismissed, lost in the night.
He hides behind insults, a fruitless plea,
"Zurich is faggot!" for all to see.
“He thinks ‘faggot’ is edgy," a mocking refrain,
“A tireless poster, driving us insane.”
A specter haunts, a digital ghost,
Sealclubber rages, utterly lost.
His prose is “remarkable,” in a twisted way,
A chaotic storm, day after day.
One verse summarizes, blunt and true:
“Sealclubber’s legend…the stupidest, for me and you.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49749362) |
Date: March 16th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Jared Baumeister
A loser, a bigot, a whore-fucker too—
That's Sealclubber’s greeting aimed straight at you.
He calls you drug-addled, and wife-forsaken,
Then claims you’re the one completely mistaken!
“Zurich!” he bellows, a furious cry,
While quoting O'Reilly as the hours fly.
He's bottom percentile, a dimwitted case,
A forgotten mind in a digital space.
Is he real, a troll, or just deeply absurd?
His logic scrambled, rarely a coherent word.
He formats his posts like broken code,
A rambling mess on this digital road.
“Faggerattt!” he shouts, a mantra so bold,
A verbal weapon, centuries old.
He'll disagree with everything you claim,
Then call you a bigot, fueling the flame.
So easy to write, a verse takes flight,
About Sealclubber, day and night.
He’s endlessly baffling, infuriatingly free,
A bottom-tier poster, for all to see!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5846059&forum_id=2#49749186) |
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