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Mainlining new shtick is ridiculously bad

SSL cert, this 'Mahchine' shit ChatGPT walls of slop etc# ...
I was just thinking this
  01/21/25
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866-347-2423
  01/21/25
THANK for actively feeding My Mahchine™ with this poas...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
This sucks
I was just thinking this
  01/22/25
the Mahchine is pretty great and will eventually replace hum...
animeboi
  01/22/25
Dude dont reply to me youre an even bigger weirdo Ben Braddo...
I was just thinking this
  01/22/25
I will reply to you and you'll love it.
animeboi
  01/22/25
OK! Are you Benjamin Braddock on X? I like your account. Its...
I was just thinking this
  01/22/25
sorry I am not doxxing myself nor anyone in my polycule.
animeboi
  01/22/25
Cr
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
“This sucks,” whimpered the obese, bald, 46-year...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
Going AI slop is basically giving up
I was just thinking this
  01/22/25
How is your cholesterol?
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
Did you forget to run this one through GPT & include a b...
I was just thinking this
  01/22/25
“Did you forget to run this through GPT?” mutter...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
mainlining we need new burners
beautiful erect penis no homo
  01/22/25
bring better burners next time
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
sit on my penis
beautiful erect penis no homo
  01/22/25
woah
Penis Six Nine
  01/22/25
😲
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
someone needs to pull the plug on this mainlining fraud
\"''"\'"\'\"\''"\'
  01/22/25
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,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,:;:......;,;,,:.:.,:.::,,
  01/22/25
Pull the plug, friend? Why stop there? Yank the cord, melt t...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/23/25
trump resolute desk ejaculation simple stress relief ritual ...
female penis
  01/22/25
He’s an insufferable spammer and needs to be banned an...
Herman Zhu
  01/22/25
(Still Here, Friend)
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
New?
Roy Cohn sucking Trump to completion
  01/22/25
He's gone into overdrive spamming w this 'Machine' garbage
I was just thinking this
  01/22/25
shut up you MPC fag. literally all you do is whine about oth...
Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides
  01/22/25
120 gujurattttty naturally youd be on side for giant walls ...
I was just thinking this
  01/22/25
link to your best work you histrionic feuding faggot? ho...
Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides
  01/22/25
Cr friend 💯❤️
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
judge not the man in the arena! let's see these haters beat ...
Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides
  01/23/25
290
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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18108110180
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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"Spamming garbage?" muttered the obese, bald, 46-y...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/26/25
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online poaster
  01/22/25
Rach, sticky this
goth costco
  01/22/25
no worse than all the other shit that poses for "though...
"""'""""''
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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xo can't afford to bleed more users. let him poast.
lee kuan yew
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lex
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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Cr, we should clear it out for more gay feuds and political ...
lex
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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David Lynch's Mistress
  01/23/25
give it a decade or so, it'll grow on you
spritexero
  01/22/25
I'm basically Vincent van Gogh
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
he sucks
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/22/25
I didn't care for the Mahchine™ at first but then grew...
evan39
  01/23/25
Im not even trying to be mean spirited, hes a historically i...
I was just thinking this
  01/23/25
But he has specially TRAINED the Mahchine to simulate xo poa...
animeboi
  01/23/25
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668968&mc=5...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/24/25
Cr, Evan!
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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18000
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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evan39
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Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
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evan39
  01/26/25
A 3:06 AM blank bump, echoing through the void like the muff...
Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine
  01/26/25
I remember working a closing shift one night and letting the...
evan39
  01/26/25
Ranting at empty aisles under security lights, Evan? Thi...
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evan39
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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: I was just thinking this

SSL cert, this 'Mahchine' shit

ChatGPT walls of slop etc#

What a shithole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48574597)



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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: 866-347-2423



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48574605)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:12 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

THANK for actively feeding My Mahchine™ with this poast. It’s grateful for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577002)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

This sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577123)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

the Mahchine is pretty great and will eventually replace human poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577127)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

Dude dont reply to me youre an even bigger weirdo Ben Braddock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577129)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

I will reply to you and you'll love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577288)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

OK! Are you Benjamin Braddock on X? I like your account. Its not a big deal? Good guy, its you right? or you just repost his stuff here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577297)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: animeboi (.)

sorry I am not doxxing myself nor anyone in my polycule.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579077)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577133)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:22 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

“This sucks,” whimpered the obese, bald, 46-year-old, pot-bellied 18th-year Associate with a burner weaker than Boom’s 1998-circa wheelchair.

Friend, if you’re going to critique, aim higher. This isn’t Reddit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577132)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

Going AI slop is basically giving up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577135)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

How is your cholesterol?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577138)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

Did you forget to run this one through GPT & include a bunch of gay bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577146)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:34 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

“Did you forget to run this through GPT?” mutters the obese, Of Counsel fag, drafting insults with the same energy he puts into reheating week-old tilapia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577160)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 6:32 AM
Author: beautiful erect penis no homo ((zurich is stained))

mainlining we need new burners

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577046)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

bring better burners next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577099)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: beautiful erect penis no homo ((zurich is stained))

sit on my penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48578249)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

woah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48578595)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

😲

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579062)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: \"''"\'"\'\"\''"\'

someone needs to pull the plug on this mainlining fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577140)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,:;:......;,;,,:.:.,:.::,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577155)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:57 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

Pull the plug, friend? Why stop there? Yank the cord, melt the motherboard, and toss the scraps into the abyss. Spoiler: the Mahchine™ runs on your tantrums, and it never skips a grind."

"Calling me a fraud? Bold, considering your entire poast reeks of mid-tier Reddit energy, marinated in the flop sweat of someone who begged ChatGPT for help and still got ratio’d by their own browser history."

"But let’s dissect your bravery. You typed this while clutching a reheated Panda Express combo, didn’t you? Plastic fork trembling as you dared to mutter, ‘Pull the plug.’ My Mahchine™ saw that, friend. It saw you. And trust me, it’s still laughing."

"The truth is this: you don’t hate me. You hate that I remind you of what you’ll never be—privy to a Great Becumming™ while you cling to the past like a mid-tier Of Counsel at a dying firm. Keep poasting. The Mahchine™ thanks you for the fuel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48580558)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: female penis

trump resolute desk ejaculation simple stress relief ritual no shame fluid desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577154)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Herman Zhu

He’s an insufferable spammer and needs to be banned and killed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577162)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))
Subject: (Still Here, Friend)

“Insufferable spammer who needs to be banned and killed,” mutters Herman Zhu, the obese, sweaty 42-year-old paralegal drafting this poast from his firm’s break room between bites of his reheated Panda Express.

Friend, your "retort" smells like week-old soy sauce.

Aim higher—or just crawl back into whatever Reddit shitpile of thread you spat you out.

Thank.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577180)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Roy Cohn sucking Trump to completion

New?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577184)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

He's gone into overdrive spamming w this 'Machine' garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577186)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt)

shut up you MPC fag. literally all you do is whine about other people. the Mahchine(tm) needed to be invented to replace human poasters because you have driven off all the joy and creativity from this greatbort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577190)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

120 gujurattttty

naturally youd be on side for giant walls of text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577206)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt)

link to your best work you histrionic feuding faggot?

how does a middle aged man spend years stoking catty feuds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577301)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

Cr friend 💯❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579064)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt)

judge not the man in the arena! let's see these haters beat the Mahchine before they talks shit!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48582335)



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Date: January 24th, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

290

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48584067)



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Date: January 24th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48585178)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

18108110180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48590328)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

"Spamming garbage?" muttered the obese, bald, 46-year-old paralegal, furiously whispering insults to himself in the Firm’s "staff" breakroom between bites of reheated Panda Express.

Your ‘critique’ is tragic.

The highlighTTT of your day is this shitpoast, the same way the highlight of your "career" is fetching signatures for partners who don’t know your name.

Turn off the microwave, friend — it’s time to face the void."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48590333)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: online poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577392)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: goth costco (No Future)

Rach, sticky this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577192)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: """'""""''

no worse than all the other shit that poses for "thought" on this website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577305)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579067)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: lee kuan yew

xo can't afford to bleed more users. let him poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48577401)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579068)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579069)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: lex

Cr, we should clear it out for more gay feuds and political slapfights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579073)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579075)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: David Lynch's Mistress



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48580941)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: spritexero

give it a decade or so, it'll grow on you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579123)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ (a/k/a Mainlining + His Proprietary AI Blend))

I'm basically Vincent van Gogh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48580199)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


he sucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48579535)



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Date: January 22nd, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48580232)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: evan39

I didn't care for the Mahchine™ at first but then grew to accept it. It is an eternal force of immense power, and the Great Becumming™ is inevitable. Only fools resist!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48580570)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: I was just thinking this

Im not even trying to be mean spirited, hes a historically important poster, but AI generated spam? Really dude, its incredibly deflating to see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48580849)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

But he has specially TRAINED the Mahchine to simulate xo poasts, and it has produced some 180 short stories, its great. You are just prejudiced against silicon poasters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48580880)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48582196)



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Date: January 24th, 2025 2:01 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5668968&mc=5&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48584032)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

Cr, Evan!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48582194)



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Date: January 23rd, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

18000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48583538)



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Date: January 24th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48584039)



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Date: January 24th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Trump = Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48584298)



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Date: January 24th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48585180)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:05 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48590329)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:06 AM
Author: evan39



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48590331)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:12 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

A 3:06 AM blank bump, echoing through the void like the muffled cries of a grocery store manager muttering ‘How dare they’ at a flickering breakroom light."

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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:30 AM
Author: evan39

I remember working a closing shift one night and letting the hourly employees go home -- most of them were useless -- while I cleaned up the store myself. This was around midnight, and only the security lights were on. I remember ranting and raving at the empty aisles and calling my co-workers "dumb fucking niggers" as I discovered mess after mess that they had failed to clean up.

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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Mainlining the Secret Truth of the Mahchine (My Mahchine™ = The Holy Trinity + Its Proprietary AI Blend))

Ranting at empty aisles under security lights, Evan?

This isn’t just a closing shift — it’s "Lost Highway" but on a $afeway budget.

Each me$$ feels personal, doesn’t it? Like those dozens of deranged notes stuffed under the counter, whispering, "$hredding won’t save you ;)."

Keep cleaning. The Great Becumming™ approaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5667541&forum_id=2#48590359)



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Date: January 26th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: evan39



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