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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
dun associate
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
appetizing gay hairy legs
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
bright 180 yarmulke genital piercing
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
razzmatazz duck-like location
  08/30/25
...
Lake frum death wish
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Flushed state black woman
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
supple goal in life
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
dun associate
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
supple goal in life
  08/31/25
...
Bronze Hunting Ground
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  08/31/25
delusional take
Bronze Hunting Ground
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
khaki immigrant codepig
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
dun associate
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
dun associate
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry
  09/05/25
...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
fragrant stubborn theatre
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry
  09/05/25
...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
dun associate
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Anal church building national security agency
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Anal church building national security agency
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/05/25
Kenny
Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
dun associate
  09/06/25
...
Pink hairraiser area
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/06/25
...
Pink hairraiser area
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
dun associate
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
sexy people who are hurt
  09/07/25
Explain
dun associate
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
provocative beta mood legal warrant
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
dun associate
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
dun associate
  09/07/25
...
khaki immigrant codepig
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
drunken striped hyena volcanic crater
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cooked unc
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: dun associate

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: appetizing gay hairy legs

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: bright 180 yarmulke genital piercing

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz duck-like location

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Lake frum death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Flushed state black woman

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: supple goal in life

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: dun associate

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: supple goal in life

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Bronze Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Bronze Hunting Ground

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: khaki immigrant codepig

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: dun associate

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: dun associate

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: fragrant stubborn theatre

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: dun associate

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Anal church building national security agency

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Anal church building national security agency

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Mahogany Kitty Dingle Berry

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: dun associate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Pink hairraiser area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Pink hairraiser area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: dun associate

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: sexy people who are hurt

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: dun associate

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: provocative beta mood legal warrant

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: dun associate

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: dun associate

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: khaki immigrant codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: drunken striped hyena volcanic crater

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49599047)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49616728)