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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
alcoholic toilet seat
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
sticky hell
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
Mint Rigpig
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
orange balding gaming laptop faggot firefighter
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
sticky hell
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
onyx concupiscible box office giraffe
  12/15/25
...
comical milk weed whacker
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
black address
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
alcoholic toilet seat
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
Gaped Shrine
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
alcoholic toilet seat
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
Gaped Shrine
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
black address
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
alcoholic toilet seat
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
black address
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
nubile aphrodisiac water buffalo theater stage
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
black address
  12/15/25
cambodia town
saffron forum pervert
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
Electric abode
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
alcoholic toilet seat
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
Electric abode
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
Lake Mother
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
primrose mood windowlicker
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
bull headed tanning salon queen of the night
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
black address
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
primrose mood windowlicker
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Milky arrogant theatre
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
black address
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Milky arrogant theatre
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
Lake Mother
  12/15/25
...
black address
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Hot New Version
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
transparent laughsome round eye incel
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
Vengeful twisted corn cake
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
passionate startled stag film
  12/15/25
...
Apoplectic swashbuckling hissy fit field
  12/15/25
...
Ebony Boyish Gay Wizard
  12/15/25
...
stirring elastic band
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
Brindle base
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
passionate startled stag film
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Wild pink tank
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
passionate startled stag film
  12/15/25
...
Milky arrogant theatre
  12/15/25
yes, so
Wild pink tank
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Clear jap
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
saffron forum pervert
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Clear jap
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
snowy federal whorehouse internal respiration
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Hot New Version
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
saffron forum pervert
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
snowy federal whorehouse internal respiration
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Ebony Boyish Gay Wizard
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Wild pink tank
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Hot New Version
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Arousing mexican cuck
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
alcoholic toilet seat
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Ebony Boyish Gay Wizard
  12/15/25
...
Milky arrogant theatre
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
saffron forum pervert
  12/16/25
...
Arousing mexican cuck
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
sticky hell
  12/16/25
OKay
Vivacious point multi-billionaire
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
hideous macaca church
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
Seedy locale
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
hideous macaca church
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
marvelous shivering regret
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
passionate startled stag film
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Stimulating Internet-worthy Sweet Tailpipe
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
alcoholic toilet seat
  12/17/25
tp
Avocado nowag locus
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: sticky hell

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Mint Rigpig

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: orange balding gaming laptop faggot firefighter

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: sticky hell

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: onyx concupiscible box office giraffe

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: comical milk weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: black address

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: Gaped Shrine

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Gaped Shrine

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: black address

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: black address

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: nubile aphrodisiac water buffalo theater stage

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: black address

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: saffron forum pervert

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Electric abode

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Electric abode

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: Lake Mother

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: primrose mood windowlicker

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: bull headed tanning salon queen of the night

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: black address

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: primrose mood windowlicker

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Milky arrogant theatre

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: black address

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Milky arrogant theatre

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: Lake Mother

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: black address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Hot New Version

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: transparent laughsome round eye incel

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Vengeful twisted corn cake

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: passionate startled stag film

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: Apoplectic swashbuckling hissy fit field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Ebony Boyish Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: stirring elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Brindle base

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: passionate startled stag film

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Wild pink tank

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: passionate startled stag film

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Milky arrogant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Wild pink tank

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Clear jap

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: saffron forum pervert

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Clear jap

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: snowy federal whorehouse internal respiration

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Hot New Version

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: saffron forum pervert

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: snowy federal whorehouse internal respiration

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Ebony Boyish Gay Wizard

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Wild pink tank

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Hot New Version

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Arousing mexican cuck

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Ebony Boyish Gay Wizard

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Milky arrogant theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: saffron forum pervert

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Arousing mexican cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: sticky hell

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Vivacious point multi-billionaire

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: hideous macaca church

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: Seedy locale

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: hideous macaca church

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous shivering regret

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: passionate startled stag film

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Stimulating Internet-worthy Sweet Tailpipe

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515777)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: alcoholic toilet seat

yeah you gotta pay for it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2#49515778)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: Avocado nowag locus

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