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mass biglaw layoffs on a scale we've never seen before are coming
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: beta house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31905983) |
Date: November 14th, 2016 1:33 PM Author: learning disabled talented brethren 1) Why? 2) Lol, 2nd-year |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:34 PM Author: Adventurous liquid oxygen If Trump does away with Dodd-Frank without creating new regs to keep us all employed -- yes. Dodd Frank has been like 1/3 of all biglaw billables for like 8 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906044) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:35 PM Author: learning disabled talented brethren No way. That's a niche practice with like two partners. It doesn't scale. We are likely at a peak in M&A work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906056) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:37 PM Author: beta house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906067) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:43 PM Author: judgmental supple genital piercing theater the bond bubble is currently imploding. deals only get made when they can be financed with debt. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906112) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: slippery fat ankles athletic conference Confirmed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906127) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:12 PM Author: learning disabled talented brethren That's what I said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906400) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: Lilac mediation multi-billionaire Someone I know that works at Deloitte said the same thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906258) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:38 PM Author: Mustard people who are hurt messiness How do u know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906070) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:39 PM Author: beta house I'm a biglaw headhunter NYC. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906082) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:40 PM Author: Mustard people who are hurt messiness How much time do we have (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906087) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:42 PM Author: fluffy comical hissy fit honestly, could be any day now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906106) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:43 PM Author: Flatulent Circlehead its already started. conference rooms across hte nation have been booked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906114) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:45 PM Author: fluffy comical hissy fit mail room employees are currently unfolding and readying cardboard boxes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906137) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:41 PM Author: spectacular native preventive strike 17 minutes ago you were walking past an associate's office at your firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906097) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: Pink dilemma friendly grandma Many recruiting firms are partnerships (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906251) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:38 PM Author: fluffy comical hissy fit can confirm. it's gonna be brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906080) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:39 PM Author: beta house Very dark days ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906083) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: sepia station Strong moniker-poast synergy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906118) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:45 PM Author: thirsty tantric library persian cr poast said "days" and the moniker is "days"--good catch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906136) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:50 PM Author: beta house This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906195) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:42 PM Author: sepia station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906638) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:46 PM Author: spectacular native preventive strike lol you just called him a dark (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906143) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:41 PM Author: slippery fat ankles athletic conference Sources confirm. Was going to happen anyway but they were holding off in order to avoid affecting election (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906093) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:41 PM Author: charcoal marvelous elastic band background story tech STEM bro and unemployed doritio confectioner here. can also confirm massive biglaw layoffs coming. LMFAO @ lolyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906105) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:51 PM Author: thirsty tantric library persian you graduated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906201) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: Pearl Senate Gunner Why not cop jerb brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906275) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Demanding aqua goyim Why cop? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906389) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:44 PM Author: doobsian stage Everyone other than really random m&a niches are lurching to a halt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906123) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:45 PM Author: slippery fat ankles athletic conference I would be especially leary of holiday parties at firms. These are likely covers for layoff announcements. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906140) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:47 PM Author: doobsian stage Wachovia did this years ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906157) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: slippery fat ankles athletic conference PSA: that partner didn't return that hello because he is firing you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906186) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:50 PM Author: slippery fat ankles athletic conference Those two partners you saw entering into that closed door meeting were discussing you being laid off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906199) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:51 PM Author: Mint ungodly weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906214) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:52 PM Author: spectacular native preventive strike in order to cut bonus checks by dec 31, the chaff has to be "cut" as well - by nov. 30 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906227) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: Pink dilemma friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906255) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:57 PM Author: Cerebral market cr. Kind of fun watching football with pops and your uncle over Thanksgiving weekend, and having homemade food rather than Seamless sushi, right? Might as well not get on the flight back to NY. That "departmental meeting (free bagels and schmears)" on Monday, Nov 28, is to discuss "staffing" and "streamlining" and "client-focused solutions." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906272) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:55 PM Author: Charismatic tanning salon Hopefully sooner than later (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906257) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 1:58 PM Author: Buck-toothed Plaza Ask your cafeteria bro what their budget is for next year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906283) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: fluffy comical hissy fit protip: if it's raining out, and you get called to the conference room: bring your umbrella with you. when they can you, they won't let you go back for it. you don't want to be one of 30 laid off dechert associates wondering midtown soaking wet, too disoreinted and depressed to buy a new umbrella (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906297) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: Cerebral market cr, and iPhone charger. Clear your internet history in advance and email all of your docs to yourself. Once you leave that office, it's the last time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906315) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:04 PM Author: Lilac mediation multi-billionaire *gets called in* *deletes all docs* *gets promoted* *is fucked* |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:11 PM Author: Cerebral market Supposedly years ago someone at Cooley messed with docs after being terminated -- like find and replace "purchase" with "fuck" to have a "FUCK AGREEMENT," that sort of thing. Now they lock that shit down while you're at the meeting. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906384) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:27 PM Author: glittery mental disorder Should have gone with something more subtle, like "poochase." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31909530) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: Flatulent Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906854) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:03 PM Author: Lilac mediation multi-billionaire cr. carry vaseline as well. firms stopped providing it circa 2009 as it was turning into a big expense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906321) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:05 PM Author: Buck-toothed Plaza Smart. I'll be sure to bring the desk photos of my kids to the next meeting.
Double hack: arrange it so they face outward when you sit down at the conference table as a last ditch effort for pity. |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: fluffy comical hissy fit also, fill your suit jacket pockets with as much purrell as you can, b/c that gravy train is over. the purrelll won't leak if your suit is a jos. a banks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906359) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:10 PM Author: Territorial massive nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906376) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:41 PM Author: Mewling sadistic pocket flask Don't worry guys, you can always pull some type of in-house compliance gig. Corporate has great exit options.
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:43 PM Author: Cerebral market cr. They even say "JD preferred," so you're a shoo-in. Lower COL in Jacksonville, too, so that $65K will go pretty far. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906645) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: soul-stirring silver black woman principal's office But the OPERA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906650) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:41 PM Author: Kink-friendly New Version Toilet Seat Is this flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906633) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: Mewling sadistic pocket flask Trump is eliminating two old regulations for every new one. This will create an accelerated decline curve with each set of two eliminated regulations comprising greater and greater percentages of outstanding regulation as more regulations are passed. Eventually, even the newly passed regulations will start being eliminated, until we are left with one, single regulation (and the inability to pass more because there are not enough regulations to eliminate). Ask me again if the concept of biglaw layoffs in this environment sounds like flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906716) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 2:53 PM Author: maroon laughsome whorehouse Wouldn't this take forever to pass
And what about lawyers' lobbying |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 4:13 PM Author: Impressive Beady-eyed Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31907426) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 6:51 PM Author: learning disabled talented brethren We serve The Lord of Admin, the one true regulation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31908653) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 4:14 PM Author: beta house it was originally flame but reading the responses it's actually not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31907433) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:02 PM Author: motley hall It's a tough period of transition for you all. Things will get better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906815) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: maroon laughsome whorehouse What about for tax bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906836) |
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Date: November 14th, 2016 3:09 PM Author: motley hall I imagine that will be cut, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31906890) |
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Date: November 16th, 2016 1:56 PM Author: slippery fat ankles athletic conference All hands meeting tomorrow morning at my firm. Topic TBA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31924305) |
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Date: November 17th, 2016 8:30 AM Author: beta house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#31931005) |
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Date: July 10th, 2020 2:07 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3429024&forum_id=2#40580887) |