She's only here for a few months and her pictures are from this city, so she's not a secret fatty (fingers crossed).

Meeting at her place. She's out shopping to buy stuff for when I come over. LJL at these foreign chicks thinking they need to be good hosts for sex dates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568139)

[REDACTED]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568205)

Very cute btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568268)

Only downside is that I've actually fucked an Ecuadorian before, so I'm not really getting a new notch on the belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568237)

I'm not going unless I get confirmation that she does not have roommates. If she does not, I am 95% confident I can close. My tinder game sucks, but IRL I can close well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568252)

I should not be doing this.

Need to stop this shit sooner rather than later.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568314)

Totally going to nut inside her and hope she has my baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568425)

LJL at using a real number with Tinder chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568439)

Fake name.

Fake number.

Give a fake job.

Say I live in a fake city.

Prophylactic Antibiotics and Antivirals.

I GOT SHIT SHIT ON LOCK DOWN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33568716)

So -- i dug a little via text to see if she had a roommate and found out she's staying with friends and so basically her place was def just to met, not to fuck.

I was going to just cancel, but then I actually just felt in the mood to go out and have a good time. So I went ahead generally with no expectation of actually getting laid.

Meet her outsider her friends place and she's basically exactly what I was expecting, maybe a little better looking. She was a 7 who would have been an 8.5 if she was slightly thinner. Great face, good ass good tits, tight waist, but could have used to lose 15 lbs.

Anyhow, I'm still a little drunk. Not sure how. so...

She's wearing a straight up "going out clubbing" outfit, which I was kind of expecting. Via text I could tell she wanted to be shown a good time.

Go to a nice bar first with a great craft beer selection and get two flights of beer. A lot of the beers in the flights were 9+% alcohol and I had like 2.5 wines before we met, so I got pretty buzzed just from that.

Good convo at that bar. Her English is pretty bad, but just good enough for a conversation. She says she wants to dance. So, after the beers are done I take her to a club. Make out with her leaving the bar. Clearly both very attracted to eachother.

Two 30 dollar covers later and we're into the club.

I order us some vodka sodas and we start dancing. Have a great time dancing. Surprisingly she was actually not great at club dancing. She is actually a trained dancer, but just was not good at "club" dancing (eg. grinding and sit). Apparently they don't do that a lot in Ecuador.

So, we stay out WAY later than we should at the club and have WAY more drinks than we should, and then we leave.

Here I should mention that I had a rental car work paid for and had driven to her -- largely as a way to stop myself from drinking too much. FAIL. Also should mention that on the way to meet her I literally by chance found a like 3+ month old half-full gram bag of coke in my shirt pocket. So I was doing bumps of coke all night.

So i'm driving her home and just pull into a random secluded parking lot. We start hooking up in the car. BUT -- there's a problem. My GODDAMN COCK is not getting hard. Did not travel with Cialis like I normally would. Coke + Drunk = NoBoner. We fool around while I try to get my cock hard. At one point, I had her ontop of me ready to put my cock in her. NoBoner.

Eventually I make her cum just by fingering her and then I drunkingly decisive i really want to cum. So I start violently jacking my semi-hard cock off trying REALLY hard to cum. Can't do it. Must have seemed like a psycho. Couldn't cum.

Drove her home. Drove back to my AirBnB. I think I was blackout for at least part of the drive and was browned out getting back and going to sleep. At that time I was pissed about how the night went.

Woke up not just drunk, but HAMMERED still. But, by the time I woke up I stopped being pissed about how the night went and realized that overall it was a 180 night. Failed on the fucking part, but had a great time with her. Great time drinking. Great time dancing. Lots of good making out. Did not fuck, but I still have the nice ego boost from knowing I could have fucked her. Also still got a compliment on having a big dick even though it never got hard. All in all I got most of the things I look for in these tinder sexcipades even though I never actually got my dick wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573118)

The most enjoyful part is the ramp up to the date/hook up part, which is usually underwhelming and then you wake up drunk/hungover and $100 less rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573213)

2) I feel great today

3) Driving drunk is more dangerous than sober driving, but LJL at it being risky enough to call a "serious risk".

4) Nothing emasculating about ED when you're fucked up. First happened to me at like 17 and this won't be the last time. Totally chill normal thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573603)

Even if I was -- she wouldnt be auditing my expenses.

Also -- I use all cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573960)

in xoxo world, he would have succeeded in getting hard and either fucked her hard then, the next morning, or jerking to success with some lie about how it went all over the car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#41447933)

I have to say your tinder game is epic. And I don't mean just results, I mean you actual conversational skill in tinder and text. Very impressive. My tinder game is literally: "Hey, you wanna hook up tonight"

Did you dick work last night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573656)

Can anyone explain here how I'm still drunk?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33573779)

FUUUUUUUCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#33575270)

Now adays I make sure to always travel with Cialis and to never do coke when I want to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3648974&forum_id=2#40489440)