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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
canary forum dog poop
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
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unholy property pistol
  07/06/25
18000000000000
sickened autistic toilet seat locus
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doobsian prole bawdyhouse
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canary forum dog poop
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dashing hateful chapel new version
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Ruby infuriating sanctuary
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comical balding dilemma
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Big Voyeur
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aromatic hell
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arousing grizzly gas station
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Sepia kitty state
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Galvanic topaz institution
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Amethyst Irradiated Faggotry
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180 bat-shit-crazy crackhouse
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
doobsian prole bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
doobsian prole bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
doobsian prole bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
doobsian prole bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
lemon curious library regret
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
doobsian prole bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
self-centered racy azn pisswyrm
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Soggy coldplay fan
  07/06/25
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180 bat-shit-crazy crackhouse
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Ruby infuriating sanctuary
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
judgmental cracking psychic theater stage
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
bateful hideous nursing home
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Big Voyeur
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Vigorous orchid area son of senegal
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
lemon curious library regret
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Vigorous orchid area son of senegal
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
lemon curious library regret
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arousing grizzly gas station
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Vigorous orchid area son of senegal
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
bateful hideous nursing home
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
lemon curious library regret
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
arousing grizzly gas station
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Vigorous orchid area son of senegal
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
arousing grizzly gas station
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Vigorous orchid area son of senegal
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
arousing grizzly gas station
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Vigorous orchid area son of senegal
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Vigorous orchid area son of senegal
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Ruby infuriating sanctuary
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
arousing grizzly gas station
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beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Tan telephone cruise ship
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doobsian prole bawdyhouse
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beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Passionate meetinghouse
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Galvanic topaz institution
  07/11/25
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beady-eyed step-uncle's house
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
deranged alcoholic dingle berry
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: canary forum dog poop

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: unholy property pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: sickened autistic toilet seat locus

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: doobsian prole bawdyhouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: canary forum dog poop



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: dashing hateful chapel new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Ruby infuriating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: comical balding dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078003)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Big Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078357)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: aromatic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078367)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: arousing grizzly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Sepia kitty state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078920)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: domesticated toaster home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Galvanic topaz institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Irradiated Faggotry



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Saffron travel guidebook indirect expression



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: 180 bat-shit-crazy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: doobsian prole bawdyhouse

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: doobsian prole bawdyhouse

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: doobsian prole bawdyhouse

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: yapping vibrant giraffe degenerate

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: doobsian prole bawdyhouse

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: lemon curious library regret

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: doobsian prole bawdyhouse

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: self-centered racy azn pisswyrm

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Soggy coldplay fan

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: 180 bat-shit-crazy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Ruby infuriating sanctuary

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: judgmental cracking psychic theater stage

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: bateful hideous nursing home

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Big Voyeur

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Vigorous orchid area son of senegal

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: lemon curious library regret

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Vigorous orchid area son of senegal

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: lemon curious library regret

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: arousing grizzly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Vigorous orchid area son of senegal

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: bateful hideous nursing home

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: lemon curious library regret

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: arousing grizzly gas station

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Vigorous orchid area son of senegal

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: arousing grizzly gas station

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Vigorous orchid area son of senegal

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: arousing grizzly gas station

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Vigorous orchid area son of senegal

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Vigorous orchid area son of senegal

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Ruby infuriating sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: arousing grizzly gas station

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Tan telephone cruise ship

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: doobsian prole bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: arousing grizzly gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Passionate meetinghouse

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Galvanic topaz institution

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: deranged alcoholic dingle berry

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)