DESCRIBE your high school rivals and COMPARE who is ahead
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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:22 PM Author: copper aphrodisiac boiling water
Only had one "rival" in high school. He barely graduated from BIGSTATE, is engaged to an objective 4, and works for some horseshit marketing company.
Feels good, man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738786) |
Date: May 21st, 2012 8:27 PM Author: Offensive church building
I'm 21, ready to become a senior in college.
No rivals in HS. The smartest girl seems primed to go to a decent med program. The smartest guy went to my school (BIGSTATEU) and is studying a good engineering, so at least he'll have a job. A lot of the other people in the top 10% are studying CS but at TTT schools.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738824) |
Date: May 21st, 2012 8:47 PM Author: crawly forum queen of the night
intellectual rivals?
1. UG > Doctor
2. UG > Economist > HKS > Economist
3. UG > MBB > PE > HBS > PE
4. UG > MBB > GBS > Google
5. UG > Biglaw > State Dept
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738976) |
Date: May 21st, 2012 9:01 PM Author: Excitant Orchestra Pit Giraffe
There were three.
1. killed himself. No joke.
2. works as an assistant in like a D3 athletic department office but married what I would consider a cute, athletic chick.
3. Got into a serious drunk driving accident and works a very low income job.
I am engaged to a cute, athletic chick and got big fed, so I'm doin alright.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739100) |
Date: May 21st, 2012 9:10 PM Author: Odious stage
Main rival, whom I am still friends with, is a 4th year associate and destroys me financially. He hates his job though and is in thrall to a gold digger.
Lesser rivals went to a mid-tier med school and Stanford GSB. Latter case isn't fair because her wealthy parents greased the skids. True to form she utterly failed to take advantage of GSB and almost got no-offered. (class of '09)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739181) |
Date: May 21st, 2012 9:12 PM Author: Sienna circlehead meetinghouse
All the "popular" jock ppl in my HS ended up doing noithing. Barely graduating from some shit college. Working at Office Depot. It is fuckin sad how ppl glorify stupid shit in HS that ends up being nothing IRL.
All the smart kids also were sad, just cause most of them were AZN and MASSIVELY under performed. A lot ended up back in my shit suburb, married to some bitch from HS. It is like they never wanted HS to end. It was sad as fuck.
Even the doods who went to HYPS and shit didnt do shit really all things considered.
I am a massive over achiever. I had a shit GPA in HS and didnt do jack shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739193) |
Date: May 21st, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Charcoal Base
REMINDER:
1. All of life is like High School
2. If you didn't have a rival in HS, it was because no one took you seriously enough to think you were a threat to their status
3. By extension, you are a beta bitch in the present
xoxo, hth
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740673) |
Date: May 21st, 2012 11:52 PM Author: Charcoal Base Subject: addendum (in a TBF voice)
To Be Fair,
I am indeed the worst poaster on this shatboard, and my paternalistic tone in conjunction with under-reaching sentence structure will leave you strangely self-satisfied yet wanting more. When you come to your senses, you will realize I am complete shithead who often makes the most unoriginal and bland poasts in an entire 100+ thread.
Despite this, if we are being FAER then it must be said that while I truly did not understand the hatred towards xoxo women or Box/NLH in particular, I now see how her self-absorbed oversharing takes away from the author's original intents and hopes for the thread, thereby generating a massive amount of resentment. So being FAER fuck me and fuck you too.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740928)
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:09 AM Author: Charcoal Base
if somehow the dice rolls in your favor, never become a person in any position of power. You are entirely blind to your own behavior and comportment, and this response is only more evidence.
The combination of passive aggressive ("have you ever read this board?" .. "unlike you, apparently" .. "premise was silly") and victimized ("people always talk about [it]" .. "I haven't [done this in a while]" .. "sorry...sorry") language causes the reader to feel at once both anger and pity, neither of which put you in a position of earning respect or redemption. It just sounds incoherent.
[n.b. I neither know you nor wish to know you, but even as a neutral, I 100% understand the dozens of terrible things I've read about you via this thread]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741161) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:07 AM Author: Contagious gold double fault
girl hated me because her bf liked me - I didn't care about her either way
She's a auditor of some sort
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741125) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:52 AM Author: Idiotic blathering national antidepressant drug
I went to a mediocre public religious school
Some people I consider rivals:
1) guy who made fun of me on the bus for no reason -> developed rare form of disease and died within months a couple years ago. I smiled when I heard the news
2) various popular religious jocks/brown-nosers/annoying proselytzers ---> most are head of some youth group somewhere or doing something with audio at a church; a few are teachers at religious schools.
3) me -> TTTT undergrad (barely above CC) -> T20 -> regional biglaw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741668) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:51 PM Author: Appetizing domesticated hominid
What I know of the top 10 kids from my enormous public hs
Ivy UG > GS > HBS
Ivy UG > Consulting > Ivy Econ PhD
Ivy UG > T6 > V10
BigState Engineering UG > Google
BigState Engineering UG> Masters BigState Chem > Chemist
Liberal Arts UG > Publishing
Top (non Ivy) UG > BB Trading
Ivy UG > Top 5 Med School
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743745)
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:15 PM Author: Soul-stirring Black Resort
Dude #1--Was decent in basketball, but thought he was going to get some Div. 1 scholarship. He had shitty grades so he said he was going to go to local community college and then transfer to some Div. 1 bball program (continuously mentioned UCLA, Mich, and Duke). Found out later that he created an entire story about being recruited, and his then girlfriend dumped him after finding out. Dude, now works in some cell phone store trying to get you to upgrade to Sprint's unlimited plan. He has two kids and is now married.
Dude #2--Went to a TTT state university and majored in some crappy major (think communications). Is now seeking to become a sports agent. He was pretty close with Dude #1. I think Dude #1 led Dude #2 to believe that he (Dude #1) had contacts with major sporting programs. The guy is now a high school assistant football coach and working at his parent's business.
Dude #3 (intellectual equal)--Came out the closet, family disowned him, and now DJs at night clubs. He was voted to be most successful in our high school year book.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743821) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:20 PM Author: Scarlet Point Place Of Business
didn't have a rival in HS.
my best friend went to Stanford and is in PE now tho.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743833) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:38 PM Author: Aggressive gunner site
1) Black guy who only dated white girls in hs and still only dates white girls, dude must have a serious complex (literally no pictures with black women on his facebook profile). He's a wannabe model who I don't think has ever had a real job. Cool dude for the most part though. We just didn't get along well in hs.
2) Valedictorian and near perfect SAT, went to a service academy and is now a military engineer. His current gf is about a 5.5 but a good match for him. He seems happy.
3) Underachieving but smart and hot girl in high school, went to the state flagship and developed a nasty coke habit. She also drank like a fish and gained 40-50 extra lbs. Spoke to her a year ago and she told me all the sad shit that happened to her over the past 8 years. She felt like she was on the right track again because she decided to devote her life to Christian ministry.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743914)
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:59 PM Author: Histrionic Cuckold Station
4 biglaywers
one jd/phd at umich - graduated ls magna but is sticking with the phd
two Summer '12 SA's
2 MDs
1 McKinsey
engineer/accountant/some other shit i can't remember.
All my rivals. all basically ahead of me except for the SA's. the lawyers only because they got a head start on me. the rest because anything pwns law
edit: valedictorian went to y ug where she made some $$$ writing tawdry/trashy teen fiction about my high school. now doing some psych phd. always pwnd me so she was never really my rival
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744038) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:45 PM Author: Sticky naked indian lodge
1. Captain of basketball team. Objectively intelligent -- teachers were all over his nuts, though. One of our valedictorians (we had 3, I believe). Married and knocked up highschool gf (who was attractive by our school's standards, but nothing special). Ended up a teacher and coaching basketball at the highschool -- aspired to be a doc.
2. Popular, well-liked kid. Not captain of anything though. Another valedictorian. Went to T1 law school. Summered and got offer at midlaw firm; probably started him at 90.
3. A couple other chicks who I don't think did anything to magical. One is married to your standard almost kinda attractive guy. You know the type: dresses pretty well, is only kinda overweight, and sort of has that clean cut look.
Me: Went to T1 law school. Pwned, had a great time. A3 clerkship is prestigious district. Now at premiere litigation firm making decent money. In a relationship with an objective 8. Next reunion is next year. Very excited.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744620) |
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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:50 PM Author: Sticky naked indian lodge
Yes. Because while I spend a couple weeks in a villa in Bora Bora every year, or walking the Great wall, these guys get 2 months off in their shitty little cities. Maybe they pack up the family for a trip to Disney. A trip where they fret about the costs of $4 fuel and worry about how they're going to make their next payment on the Camry.
Money doesn't buy happiness, and it isn't everything, but I've lived with and without it--and I prefer to have it.
P.S. Biglaw sucks if you're not in that upper crust of lawyers. I can't say who specifically, because it would out me, but a well-known COA judge told me just that, and he was right.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744646) |
Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:47 PM Author: Flesh pistol office
Went to the same day school and prep school as my rival. Our paths:
Me: lower ivy ug, mpvb ls, big law for 3 years, now work in private wealth management.
Him: Notre Dame ug. Ibank for 2 years, smalle PE shop for 2 years, HBS, back to the same small PE shop. He works a shitton hours still.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744627) |
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