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DESCRIBE your high school rivals and COMPARE who is ahead

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Charcoal Base
  05/21/12
Alpha athletic bros. now mostly fat with fat wives with brea...
galvanic area nowag
  05/21/12
Only had one "rival" in high school. He barely gra...
copper aphrodisiac boiling water
  05/21/12
I had no rivals in high school. But everyone's disappointed...
Flatulent rehab sneaky criminal
  05/21/12
You make quality hypos on xoxo, though.
Bipolar plaza
  05/22/12
I'm 21, ready to become a senior in college. No rivals in...
Offensive church building
  05/21/12
non sequitur. gtfo plz
Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman
  05/21/12
what? why? fuck you buddy
Very tactful abusive locale foreskin
  05/22/12
your school is TTT, bro.
spectacular rebellious deer antler school cafeteria
  05/21/12
cr
blue den fanboi
  05/22/12
didn't have rivals in high school b/c im not a faggot. peopl...
Glittery friendly grandma crackhouse
  05/21/12
intellectual rivals? 1. UG > Doctor 2. UG > Econ...
crawly forum queen of the night
  05/21/12
Dude, how is this possible? Aren't you from Australia, or di...
Offensive church building
  05/21/12
i'm from australia, yes all real, though obviously when i...
crawly forum queen of the night
  05/21/12
dem big dingo-baby litigation shops
sapphire organic girlfriend cuck
  05/21/12
lol i do have a friend from hs who got a gig at nyc bigla...
crawly forum queen of the night
  05/21/12
Ah alright, cool
Offensive church building
  05/21/12
*Opens excel file*
Outnumbered overrated chapel
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
Social aptitude is the refuge of the mediocre. "I do...
Odious stage
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
I still don't understand why you didn't get into HYPSMC. ...
Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
A girl with a 1600 rejected from M? Crazy. I thought you wer...
Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
Doesn't M have a shortage of women though? Yeah, elite co...
Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
plz explain how you became valedictorian w/o caring. oh that...
Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
That sounds so chill.
Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster
  05/21/12
Absolute public school horseshit. We were on a straight hund...
Odious stage
  05/21/12
I know. I could have been chilling at public school instead ...
Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster
  05/21/12
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Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman
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vibrant old irish cottage
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
Ok so if you dgaf about beating out the other nerds at your ...
Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
Is this for real? If so, fuck my ass.
Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
Fair enough. Stories like this make me mourn for my teenage ...
Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
Guys from my HS pwn college for the most part, but idk if it...
Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
NO ONE FUCKING CARES HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAD IN HS
Charcoal Base
  05/21/12
this is like the aspie mantra, they aren't mutually exclusiv...
Vigorous spot sound barrier
  05/22/12
There were three. 1. killed himself. No joke. 2. works...
Excitant Orchestra Pit Giraffe
  05/21/12
I had no allies or enemies in high school. Most people (myse...
Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster
  05/21/12
Main rival, whom I am still friends with, is a 4th year asso...
Odious stage
  05/21/12
All the "popular" jock ppl in my HS ended up doing...
Sienna circlehead meetinghouse
  05/21/12
did people honestly have "rivals" in high school? ...
high-end stead
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
Yes, we competed in math classes, were friends, etc.
Odious stage
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&fo...
Charcoal Base
  05/21/12
1. Guy I got in a fistfight with sr year is some arab who st...
vivacious orchid space hissy fit
  05/21/12
Regarding the Arab, is the furniture place a family business...
Soul-stirring Black Resort
  05/22/12
REMINDER: 1. All of life is like High School 2. If you...
Charcoal Base
  05/21/12
addendum (in a TBF voice)
Charcoal Base
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/21/12
you complete and utter fucking moron, you just megaposted th...
Charcoal Base
  05/21/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/22/12
if somehow the dice rolls in your favor, never become a pers...
Charcoal Base
  05/22/12
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/22/12
Because you are one prominent instance of a wider genre of f...
Charcoal Base
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/22/12
read some fucking Aristotle you idiot nvm: virtue inacce...
Charcoal Base
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vibrant old irish cottage
  05/22/12
girl hated me because her bf liked me - I didn't care about ...
Contagious gold double fault
  05/22/12
didn't really have rivals, but i finished like top third of ...
Vigorous spot sound barrier
  05/22/12
I went to a mediocre public religious school Some people ...
Idiotic blathering national antidepressant drug
  05/22/12
What I know of the top 10 kids from my enormous public hs ...
Appetizing domesticated hominid
  05/22/12
I have no rivals. No man can be my equal.
Floppy public bath
  05/22/12
I had no rivals, but most of the "smart" kids are ...
Green Aromatic Patrolman
  05/22/12
Greetings, It is really absurd to hear about dumbs from you...
Heady tanning salon
  05/22/12
the "smart" kids in my HS class who went to law sc...
Vigorous spot sound barrier
  05/22/12
Greetings, I had no rivals in the strict sense in HS. Close...
Heady tanning salon
  05/22/12
Dude #1--Was decent in basketball, but thought he was going ...
Soul-stirring Black Resort
  05/22/12
There are only a handful of people that I know of that are m...
hot bonkers dilemma
  05/22/12
didn't have a rival in HS. my best friend went to Stanfor...
Scarlet Point Place Of Business
  05/22/12
1) Black guy who only dated white girls in hs and still only...
Aggressive gunner site
  05/22/12
why was the third a rival? seems like an ok chick.
Vigorous spot sound barrier
  05/22/12
She was in a bunch of my AP/honors classes and was sort of a...
Aggressive gunner site
  05/22/12
4 biglaywers one jd/phd at umich - graduated ls magna but...
Histrionic Cuckold Station
  05/22/12
please let me know what kind of hs has so many future lawyer...
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  05/22/12
1. Captain of basketball team. Objectively intelligent -- te...
Sticky naked indian lodge
  05/22/12
very excited to show up with your luxe biglaw manshrew job w...
Irate pit travel guidebook
  05/22/12
Yes. Because while I spend a couple weeks in a villa in Bora...
Sticky naked indian lodge
  05/22/12
lol bro i'd rather spend two months backpacking in asia or s...
Irate pit travel guidebook
  05/22/12
I just got back from backpacking in Thailand. The wife likes...
Sticky naked indian lodge
  05/22/12
fuck dude. you just aspied out here and this is just xo. you...
Histrionic Cuckold Station
  05/22/12
tbf, while you have done well, your competition is sps. be c...
Histrionic Cuckold Station
  05/22/12
Sage advice, brother. Much appreciated. I always knew that t...
Sticky naked indian lodge
  05/22/12
Went to the same day school and prep school as my rival. Ou...
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is private wealth management like a private shopper for stoc...
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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:16 PM
Author: Charcoal Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738741)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:19 PM
Author: galvanic area nowag

Alpha athletic bros. now mostly fat with fat wives with breast implants, mediocre salesy jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738760)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: copper aphrodisiac boiling water

Only had one "rival" in high school. He barely graduated from BIGSTATE, is engaged to an objective 4, and works for some horseshit marketing company.

Feels good, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738786)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:22 PM
Author: Flatulent rehab sneaky criminal

I had no rivals in high school. But everyone's disappointed in me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Bipolar plaza

You make quality hypos on xoxo, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743757)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:27 PM
Author: Offensive church building

I'm 21, ready to become a senior in college.

No rivals in HS. The smartest girl seems primed to go to a decent med program. The smartest guy went to my school (BIGSTATEU) and is studying a good engineering, so at least he'll have a job. A lot of the other people in the top 10% are studying CS but at TTT schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738824)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman

non sequitur. gtfo plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739143)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 2:00 PM
Author: Very tactful abusive locale foreskin

what? why? fuck you buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744042)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: spectacular rebellious deer antler school cafeteria

your school is TTT, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739281)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: blue den fanboi

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743826)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:29 PM
Author: Glittery friendly grandma crackhouse

didn't have rivals in high school b/c im not a faggot. people who tried to engage me in bullshit either got pwnd or i totally ignored them as being irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738835)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:47 PM
Author: crawly forum queen of the night

intellectual rivals?

1. UG > Doctor

2. UG > Economist > HKS > Economist

3. UG > MBB > PE > HBS > PE

4. UG > MBB > GBS > Google

5. UG > Biglaw > State Dept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20738976)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:56 PM
Author: Offensive church building

Dude, how is this possible? Aren't you from Australia, or did you do your high school here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739052)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: crawly forum queen of the night

i'm from australia, yes

all real, though obviously when i say biglaw or state dept i am referring to the australian equivalents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739165)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: sapphire organic girlfriend cuck

dem big dingo-baby litigation shops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739205)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: crawly forum queen of the night

lol

i do have a friend from hs who got a gig at nyc biglaw from oz biglaw - not that uncommon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739232)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Offensive church building

Ah alright, cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739247)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered overrated chapel

*Opens excel file*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739315)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 8:54 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739032)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Odious stage

Social aptitude is the refuge of the mediocre.

"I don't have useful or quantifiable talents, but cot dam I gotta lot of friends in the same boat."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739133)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:07 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739149)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster

I still don't understand why you didn't get into HYPSMC.

Edit: don't forget DAT 1600/1600 SAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739164)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739182)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster

A girl with a 1600 rejected from M? Crazy. I thought you were more middle class than overprivileged sensu stricto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739207)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:17 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739237)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster

Doesn't M have a shortage of women though?

Yeah, elite colleges are a huge faggot these days. The other way in is to play to every single lefty, Jewish sensibility of the adcoms (kids with 4-H and JROTC get dinged like whoa, even at relatively conservative Princeton).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739269)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739289)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:09 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman

plz explain how you became valedictorian w/o caring. oh thats right, youre just being EDGY AND COOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739168)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739189)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster

That sounds so chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739213)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:15 PM
Author: Odious stage

Absolute public school horseshit. We were on a straight hundred point scale with no weights for honors classes. 93 was the minimum for an A-.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739214)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:17 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster

I know. I could have been chilling at public school instead of getting ass raped in private school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739238)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739290)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739308)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:17 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739241)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman

Ok so if you dgaf about beating out the other nerds at your school, what was your motivation for studying? If you got off to studying and getting back good test scores, you are even more phaggot than the people who saw it as a competition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739228)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739250)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster

Is this for real? If so, fuck my ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739279)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:23 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739299)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman

Fair enough. Stories like this make me mourn for my teenage self slaving away at prep school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739287)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:25 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739312)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:27 PM
Author: Sable Doobsian Marketing Idea Skinny Woman

Guys from my HS pwn college for the most part, but idk if it was worth missing out on a lot of the things most people associate with HS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739322)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:28 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739323)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: Charcoal Base
Subject: NO ONE FUCKING CARES HOW MUCH FUN YOU HAD IN HS

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740928

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740949)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:19 AM
Author: Vigorous spot sound barrier

this is like the aspie mantra, they aren't mutually exclusive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741324)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:01 PM
Author: Excitant Orchestra Pit Giraffe

There were three.

1. killed himself. No joke.

2. works as an assistant in like a D3 athletic department office but married what I would consider a cute, athletic chick.

3. Got into a serious drunk driving accident and works a very low income job.

I am engaged to a cute, athletic chick and got big fed, so I'm doin alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739100)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:08 PM
Author: Citrine Adulterous Address Toaster

I had no allies or enemies in high school. Most people (myself included) are going nowhere fast; a few med school people, a couple good grad programs, a couple T14 law schools and a few BB bros but other than that it's mediocre finance, no-name consulting, high-school teaching and crappy start-ups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739150)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Odious stage

Main rival, whom I am still friends with, is a 4th year associate and destroys me financially. He hates his job though and is in thrall to a gold digger.

Lesser rivals went to a mid-tier med school and Stanford GSB. Latter case isn't fair because her wealthy parents greased the skids. True to form she utterly failed to take advantage of GSB and almost got no-offered. (class of '09)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739181)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:12 PM
Author: Sienna circlehead meetinghouse

All the "popular" jock ppl in my HS ended up doing noithing. Barely graduating from some shit college. Working at Office Depot. It is fuckin sad how ppl glorify stupid shit in HS that ends up being nothing IRL.

All the smart kids also were sad, just cause most of them were AZN and MASSIVELY under performed. A lot ended up back in my shit suburb, married to some bitch from HS. It is like they never wanted HS to end. It was sad as fuck.

Even the doods who went to HYPS and shit didnt do shit really all things considered.

I am a massive over achiever. I had a shit GPA in HS and didnt do jack shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739193)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: high-end stead

did people honestly have "rivals" in high school? or is this thread about your doppelgangers from across the river at shelbyville? either way, wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739201)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:13 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739203)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:16 PM
Author: Odious stage

Yes, we competed in math classes, were friends, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739234)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739267)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: Charcoal Base

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740928

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740940)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 9:20 PM
Author: vivacious orchid space hissy fit

1. Guy I got in a fistfight with sr year is some arab who studied some bullshit arab thing at a TTTT school and apparently sells furniture for a bigboxdiscount furniture place

2. Guy who dated my sr year girlfriend before me studied CS and does IT consulting for a Big4/Accenture type place. We had a mutual dislike that we squashed before college though, so I don't wish him ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20739271)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Black Resort

Regarding the Arab, is the furniture place a family business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743803)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 11:30 PM
Author: Charcoal Base

REMINDER:

1. All of life is like High School

2. If you didn't have a rival in HS, it was because no one took you seriously enough to think you were a threat to their status

3. By extension, you are a beta bitch in the present

xoxo, hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740673)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Charcoal Base
Subject: addendum (in a TBF voice)

To Be Fair,

I am indeed the worst poaster on this shatboard, and my paternalistic tone in conjunction with under-reaching sentence structure will leave you strangely self-satisfied yet wanting more. When you come to your senses, you will realize I am complete shithead who often makes the most unoriginal and bland poasts in an entire 100+ thread.

Despite this, if we are being FAER then it must be said that while I truly did not understand the hatred towards xoxo women or Box/NLH in particular, I now see how her self-absorbed oversharing takes away from the author's original intents and hopes for the thread, thereby generating a massive amount of resentment. So being FAER fuck me and fuck you too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740928)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 11:54 PM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20740944)



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Date: May 21st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: Charcoal Base

you complete and utter fucking moron, you just megaposted this thread to oblivion talking about the conditions of your high school experience without giving a SINGLE even POTENTIALLY interesting modicum of a story that would elicit anything more than a meaningless nod akin to those you must get on dates all the time, the sort of meaningless animal gestures that do the work of moving the conversation from stop to stop but never so much as dip into the pool of meaningful human language, an endless and infinite movement that I am certain characterizes your entire depressing life because you are too fucking stupid and unself-aware to recognize what you are doing and so shuffle along from stop to stop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741001)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:02 AM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741058)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Charcoal Base

if somehow the dice rolls in your favor, never become a person in any position of power. You are entirely blind to your own behavior and comportment, and this response is only more evidence.

The combination of passive aggressive ("have you ever read this board?" .. "unlike you, apparently" .. "premise was silly") and victimized ("people always talk about [it]" .. "I haven't [done this in a while]" .. "sorry...sorry") language causes the reader to feel at once both anger and pity, neither of which put you in a position of earning respect or redemption. It just sounds incoherent.

[n.b. I neither know you nor wish to know you, but even as a neutral, I 100% understand the dozens of terrible things I've read about you via this thread]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741161)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:12 AM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741213)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:16 AM
Author: Charcoal Base

Because you are one prominent instance of a wider genre of failed agency

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741277)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:16 AM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741291)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:17 AM
Author: Charcoal Base

read some fucking Aristotle you idiot

nvm: virtue inaccessible to those with poor upbringing, u lose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741300)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:19 AM
Author: vibrant old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741330)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Contagious gold double fault

girl hated me because her bf liked me - I didn't care about her either way

She's a auditor of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741125)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:22 AM
Author: Vigorous spot sound barrier

didn't really have rivals, but i finished like top third of a class of 400. i went T6 > a3 clerkship. most of the top 10 kids turned out ok, the rest are 1) bigstate > working shitty office jobs (this is mostly the top 100-150 people), 2) working retail/wherever they worked in high school, 3) chronically underemployed/in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:52 AM
Author: Idiotic blathering national antidepressant drug

I went to a mediocre public religious school

Some people I consider rivals:

1) guy who made fun of me on the bus for no reason -> developed rare form of disease and died within months a couple years ago. I smiled when I heard the news

2) various popular religious jocks/brown-nosers/annoying proselytzers ---> most are head of some youth group somewhere or doing something with audio at a church; a few are teachers at religious schools.

3) me -> TTTT undergrad (barely above CC) -> T20 -> regional biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20741668)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Appetizing domesticated hominid

What I know of the top 10 kids from my enormous public hs

Ivy UG > GS > HBS

Ivy UG > Consulting > Ivy Econ PhD

Ivy UG > T6 > V10

BigState Engineering UG > Google

BigState Engineering UG> Masters BigState Chem > Chemist

Liberal Arts UG > Publishing

Top (non Ivy) UG > BB Trading

Ivy UG > Top 5 Med School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743745)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 12:54 PM
Author: Floppy public bath

I have no rivals. No man can be my equal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743750)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Green Aromatic Patrolman

I had no rivals, but most of the "smart" kids are in med or dental school now. Not a whole lot went to law school, although there are some avg-dumbs that I never really knew who I heard are TTTing it up. Probably a lot of unemployeds. I see dumbs from HS working cashier jobs around town every once in a while, so it's a mixed bag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743787)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:10 PM
Author: Heady tanning salon

Greetings,

It is really absurd to hear about dumbs from your HS going to TTT LS, isn't it? There are multiple people like that from my hometown who went to Texas TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743804)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:11 PM
Author: Vigorous spot sound barrier

the "smart" kids in my HS class who went to law school went to expensive regional TTTs. even the salutatorian of the prior year (a fucking striverish cunt if i ever met one) went to a renowned TTT in the area but one her shitboomer parents (and mine) would consider prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743811)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:08 PM
Author: Heady tanning salon

Greetings,

I had no rivals in the strict sense in HS. Closest was someone trying to fight me grade-wise for valedictorian. Engineer in SV now, IIRC. I'd say I lost, but I also don't really care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743800)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Black Resort

Dude #1--Was decent in basketball, but thought he was going to get some Div. 1 scholarship. He had shitty grades so he said he was going to go to local community college and then transfer to some Div. 1 bball program (continuously mentioned UCLA, Mich, and Duke). Found out later that he created an entire story about being recruited, and his then girlfriend dumped him after finding out. Dude, now works in some cell phone store trying to get you to upgrade to Sprint's unlimited plan. He has two kids and is now married.

Dude #2--Went to a TTT state university and majored in some crappy major (think communications). Is now seeking to become a sports agent. He was pretty close with Dude #1. I think Dude #1 led Dude #2 to believe that he (Dude #1) had contacts with major sporting programs. The guy is now a high school assistant football coach and working at his parent's business.

Dude #3 (intellectual equal)--Came out the closet, family disowned him, and now DJs at night clubs. He was voted to be most successful in our high school year book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743821)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: hot bonkers dilemma

There are only a handful of people that I know of that are more successful than I am. They all are smarter than me also so I'm not jelly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743825)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Scarlet Point Place Of Business

didn't have a rival in HS.

my best friend went to Stanford and is in PE now tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743833)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:38 PM
Author: Aggressive gunner site

1) Black guy who only dated white girls in hs and still only dates white girls, dude must have a serious complex (literally no pictures with black women on his facebook profile). He's a wannabe model who I don't think has ever had a real job. Cool dude for the most part though. We just didn't get along well in hs.

2) Valedictorian and near perfect SAT, went to a service academy and is now a military engineer. His current gf is about a 5.5 but a good match for him. He seems happy.

3) Underachieving but smart and hot girl in high school, went to the state flagship and developed a nasty coke habit. She also drank like a fish and gained 40-50 extra lbs. Spoke to her a year ago and she told me all the sad shit that happened to her over the past 8 years. She felt like she was on the right track again because she decided to devote her life to Christian ministry.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743914)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:44 PM
Author: Vigorous spot sound barrier

why was the third a rival? seems like an ok chick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743953)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:49 PM
Author: Aggressive gunner site

She was in a bunch of my AP/honors classes and was sort of a bitch in hs. We made out the summer after graduation but nothing ever came of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20743985)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Histrionic Cuckold Station

4 biglaywers

one jd/phd at umich - graduated ls magna but is sticking with the phd

two Summer '12 SA's

2 MDs

1 McKinsey

engineer/accountant/some other shit i can't remember.

All my rivals. all basically ahead of me except for the SA's. the lawyers only because they got a head start on me. the rest because anything pwns law

edit: valedictorian went to y ug where she made some $$$ writing tawdry/trashy teen fiction about my high school. now doing some psych phd. always pwnd me so she was never really my rival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744038)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:24 PM
Author: Irate pit travel guidebook

please let me know what kind of hs has so many future lawyers so i can avoid it like the plague whenever i have spawn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744524)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Sticky naked indian lodge

1. Captain of basketball team. Objectively intelligent -- teachers were all over his nuts, though. One of our valedictorians (we had 3, I believe). Married and knocked up highschool gf (who was attractive by our school's standards, but nothing special). Ended up a teacher and coaching basketball at the highschool -- aspired to be a doc.

2. Popular, well-liked kid. Not captain of anything though. Another valedictorian. Went to T1 law school. Summered and got offer at midlaw firm; probably started him at 90.

3. A couple other chicks who I don't think did anything to magical. One is married to your standard almost kinda attractive guy. You know the type: dresses pretty well, is only kinda overweight, and sort of has that clean cut look.

Me: Went to T1 law school. Pwned, had a great time. A3 clerkship is prestigious district. Now at premiere litigation firm making decent money. In a relationship with an objective 8. Next reunion is next year. Very excited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744620)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:46 PM
Author: Irate pit travel guidebook

very excited to show up with your luxe biglaw manshrew job which nobody cares about while your hs teaching buddies yuck it up with 2 mos a year off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744626)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Sticky naked indian lodge

Yes. Because while I spend a couple weeks in a villa in Bora Bora every year, or walking the Great wall, these guys get 2 months off in their shitty little cities. Maybe they pack up the family for a trip to Disney. A trip where they fret about the costs of $4 fuel and worry about how they're going to make their next payment on the Camry.

Money doesn't buy happiness, and it isn't everything, but I've lived with and without it--and I prefer to have it.

P.S. Biglaw sucks if you're not in that upper crust of lawyers. I can't say who specifically, because it would out me, but a well-known COA judge told me just that, and he was right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744646)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Irate pit travel guidebook

lol bro i'd rather spend two months backpacking in asia or some shit than a couple weeks in some LUXE hotel in an "exotic" location. but i guess if that's what gets you off when you're "excited" for a HS reunion involving people who haven't thought about you in five years, whatever works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744656)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 4:03 PM
Author: Sticky naked indian lodge

I just got back from backpacking in Thailand. The wife likes the more Luxe experience, so we do those too.

Next trip planned is hiking the Inca trail. Pretty stoked about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744705)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Histrionic Cuckold Station

fuck dude. you just aspied out here and this is just xo. youre toast at your reunion. i predict you will be pwned, lightly ridiculed and ignored for the rest of the night by your more alpha classmates within thirty minutes of arriving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744663)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Histrionic Cuckold Station

tbf, while you have done well, your competition is sps. be careful not to aspie out whilst bragging about your law jerb and ruin the whole schtik

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744632)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Sticky naked indian lodge

Sage advice, brother. Much appreciated. I always knew that they were overly hyped in my shit town, I need to make sure that I keep that in perspective.

Pride cometh before the fall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744654)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:47 PM
Author: Flesh pistol office

Went to the same day school and prep school as my rival. Our paths:

Me: lower ivy ug, mpvb ls, big law for 3 years, now work in private wealth management.

Him: Notre Dame ug. Ibank for 2 years, smalle PE shop for 2 years, HBS, back to the same small PE shop. He works a shitton hours still.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744627)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:48 PM
Author: Irate pit travel guidebook

is private wealth management like a private shopper for stocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744631)



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Date: May 22nd, 2012 3:53 PM
Author: Flesh pistol office

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#20744667)



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Date: July 9th, 2023 8:53 PM
Author: garnet balding headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#46529369)



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Date: July 9th, 2023 8:56 PM
Author: know-it-all lettuce

180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1953779&forum_id=2#46529384)