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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Swashbuckling shimmering private investor
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Sickened impressive office striped hyena
  04/18/25
Cr.
Disrespectful racy heaven sneaky criminal
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Fighting fanboi
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Jet nowag school cafeteria
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
mauve lascivious set
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
electric personal credit line dopamine
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Alcoholic piazza
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Alcoholic piazza
  04/18/25
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wonderful sooty stage
  04/18/25
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Embarrassed to the bone property toilet seat
  08/17/26
...
Sable business firm
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
razzle ocher travel guidebook
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Henna twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Henna twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
wonderful sooty stage
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Henna twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Henna twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
diverse immigrant filthpig
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Henna twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
wonderful sooty stage
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
excitant address
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
wonderful sooty stage
  04/18/25
Ty friend
excitant address
  04/18/25
...
angry gas station international law enforcement agency
  08/17/26
...
angry gas station international law enforcement agency
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Flickering ceo box office
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Flickering ceo box office
  04/18/25
...
Maniacal cobalt incel base
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Henna twinkling uncleanness
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/18/25
...
Sable business firm
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
talented electric furnace space
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
excitant address
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Sickened impressive office striped hyena
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  08/17/26
...
angry gas station international law enforcement agency
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Alcoholic piazza
  08/17/26
ur dumb
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Alcoholic piazza
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Alcoholic piazza
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Soul-stirring pea-brained church jewess
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Soul-stirring pea-brained church jewess
  08/17/26
...
dark elite trailer park
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Flickering ceo box office
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Flickering ceo box office
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Fighting fanboi
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
vibrant parlor useless brakes
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling shimmering private investor

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Sickened impressive office striped hyena

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Disrespectful racy heaven sneaky criminal

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Fighting fanboi

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Jet nowag school cafeteria

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: mauve lascivious set

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: electric personal credit line dopamine

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: wonderful sooty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone property toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Sable business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: razzle ocher travel guidebook

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Henna twinkling uncleanness

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Henna twinkling uncleanness

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: wonderful sooty stage

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Henna twinkling uncleanness

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Henna twinkling uncleanness

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: diverse immigrant filthpig

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Henna twinkling uncleanness

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: wonderful sooty stage

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: excitant address

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: wonderful sooty stage

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: excitant address

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: angry gas station international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: angry gas station international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Flickering ceo box office

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Flickering ceo box office

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Maniacal cobalt incel base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Henna twinkling uncleanness

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Sable business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: talented electric furnace space

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: excitant address

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Sickened impressive office striped hyena

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: angry gas station international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Alcoholic piazza

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Soul-stirring pea-brained church jewess

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring pea-brained church jewess

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: dark elite trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Flickering ceo box office

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Flickering ceo box office

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Fighting fanboi

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: vibrant parlor useless brakes

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)