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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
aquamarine pit
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead
  07/14/25
100%
shimmering sanctuary
  07/15/25
FAG
Stirring useless puppy
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
brass gas station juggernaut
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Beady-eyed Sound Barrier
  07/14/25
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topaz adventurous gay wizard
  07/14/25
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shimmering sanctuary
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
impressive cerebral business firm background story
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
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Chartreuse multi-colored stain
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
impressive cerebral business firm background story
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
impressive cerebral business firm background story
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Floppy national wagecucks
  07/15/25
Lol
impressive cerebral business firm background story
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Stirring useless puppy
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shimmering sanctuary
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Confused shivering hunting ground
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
topaz adventurous gay wizard
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead
  07/14/25
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aquamarine pit
  07/14/25
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impressive cerebral business firm background story
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
wut
razzle-dazzle piazza bbw
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker
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swashbuckling telephone
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Bull headed hissy fit
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Lascivious Judgmental National Security Agency
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brass gas station juggernaut
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plum disrespectful travel guidebook university
  07/15/25
we all have brother
shimmering sanctuary
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shimmering sanctuary
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Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
erotic toilet seat
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Dark dingle berry
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
deep vibrant private investor messiness
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Silver metal trust fund marketing idea
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
racy lilac french chef chad
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Amethyst duck-like base pisswyrm
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
orchid exciting meetinghouse
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Adulterous mildly autistic milk box office
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Maroon Ratface Immigrant
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Stirring useless puppy
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impressive cerebral business firm background story
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shimmering sanctuary
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
shimmering sanctuary
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
slate angry nowag organic girlfriend
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: aquamarine pit

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: shimmering sanctuary

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Stirring useless puppy

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: brass gas station juggernaut

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Sound Barrier

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: topaz adventurous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: shimmering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse multi-colored stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Floppy national wagecucks

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Stirring useless puppy

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Confused shivering hunting ground

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: topaz adventurous gay wizard

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: aquamarine pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser Bat Shit Crazy Halford Stead

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle piazza bbw

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Excitant menage

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: big-titted dog poop locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Geriatric pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Bull headed hissy fit

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Lascivious Judgmental National Security Agency

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: brass gas station juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: plum disrespectful travel guidebook university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Chartreuse multi-colored stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: cracking cocky turdskin black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: lemon school degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103950)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Yellow spectacular mad cow disease native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: plum disrespectful travel guidebook university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering sanctuary

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: shimmering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: erotic toilet seat

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Dark dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: deep vibrant private investor messiness

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Pontificating Wrinkle Windowlicker

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Silver metal trust fund marketing idea

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: racy lilac french chef chad

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Amethyst duck-like base pisswyrm

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: orchid exciting meetinghouse

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Adulterous mildly autistic milk box office

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Maroon Ratface Immigrant

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Floppy national wagecucks

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: olive trailer park laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Stirring useless puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: impressive cerebral business firm background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: shimmering sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: shimmering sanctuary

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: slate angry nowag organic girlfriend

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)