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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:47 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university When dealing with a tough assignment, sometimes your best ally is the crochety old assistant on the 32nd floor -- for a couple tins of peanut brittle you can learn everything you need to know about the senior partners. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984478) |
Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university Sometimes what you say isn't nearly as important as how you say it -- choose a snazzy font for you memos and the senior associate probably won't notice that you have no idea what you are talking about. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984493) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:49 PM Author: bearded milk this thread is, and will be, an underappreciated 180. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984495) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:50 PM Author: bearded milk Summer lunches are kind of like visits to your mother in law's house. Make sure that you smile, nod, and make polite conversation. But make sure to never, ever, let your guard down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984504) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:51 PM Author: Bateful sepia location [this thread has immense potential; i withdraw my non-conforming contribution] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984506) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:52 PM Author: Vigorous range underrated. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984513) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:53 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university Liquid paper is a common item found in just about any BIGLAW office -- a few whiffs can get you through even the most brutal afternoon training session. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984523) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 6:54 PM Author: titillating forum indirect expression 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984531) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:21 PM Author: cerebral theatre trust fund ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021023) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:00 PM Author: Crimson mentally impaired crackhouse pozpig This season sucks so far (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984587) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Motley den you're a faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12652575) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:03 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university An ex-CIA agent can spread a false rumor through an organization in about a day. An angry BIGLAW secretary can do it in about an hour. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984609) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:07 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university BIGLAW IT departments go to great lengths to block porn sites from their office networks -- little do they know that a smart phone and the latch on a men's room stall is all you need to crack the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984630) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:08 PM Author: bearded milk you're really good at this dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984637) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:10 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university Cameras for most video conference systems have a limited range of vision -- sit OUTSIDE of that range and no one in the home office will know you are catching u on some much needed sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984647) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:29 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university In a false flag operation you pose as your enemy in order to to ruin their reputation -- to work this in a BIGLAW Office all you need is access to a fellow SA's email account and a few obscene lolkat jpegs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984726) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:33 PM Author: Flesh fat ankles office I want to be on YOUR team. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984741) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:45 PM Author: marvelous impressive church i enjoyed this thread. some of them were spy analogies but the ones that weren't were excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984781) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university Retrieving a poorly researched memo from a partner's office before he reads it usually requires a well trained team of operatives -- but in a pinch Andy the Developmentally Challenged Mailroom Guy and Juanita from the cleaning staff may have to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984784) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:49 PM Author: cracking new version resort 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984794) |
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Date: June 13th, 2009 7:50 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university I'm spent, but feel free to contribute your own Burn Notice style SA advice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11984799) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 11:29 AM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11987989) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:34 PM Author: Insecure vermilion circlehead This is fucking epic. 180 thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988344) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:37 PM Author: Cordovan native ceo 180. I'm speechless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988360) |
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Date: June 14th, 2009 12:47 PM Author: Salmon insane home This thread is woefully underappreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#11988416) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: chocolate electric son of senegal personal credit line People have been giving it nonstop 180's since about the third post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013726) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:22 AM Author: mauve international law enforcement agency locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013641) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:26 AM Author: Racy sound barrier theater stage burn noticee? is that the retarded show on USA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013692) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:27 AM Author: Cordovan native ceo 'The A team" retarded, yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013700) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:29 AM Author: jet multi-colored parlor genital piercing 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013725) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 12:30 AM Author: Cordovan native ceo cosign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12013735) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university This is my greatest triumph (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12020996) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: pearly menage Some people will tell you that only secretaries should spend time color coordinating post-it notes. Those people are idiots. Not only will your secretary take five times as long completing the assignment as you, she will probably end up putting a purple tab on a blue citation and blow the whole case. Instead, pick the most desperate female paralegal, buy her a coffee and hint that the project is going straight to the desk of the hot single partner in the corner office. Not only will the project get done fast, it will get done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021071) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: grizzly bespoke theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021075) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university You didn't really catch the Burn Notice rhythm. I appreciate the effort though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021095) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: pearly menage its better than even your best one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021099) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university I question whether you have even seen the show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021129) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:34 PM Author: pearly menage okay, maybe it is second or third. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021136) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:39 PM Author: Shaky beady-eyed university pwn3d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021172) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:30 PM Author: comical disturbing haunted graveyard cruise ship This thread is overrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021098) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:32 PM Author: Insecure vermilion circlehead wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021116) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:38 PM Author: irradiated scarlet nibblets 180 THREAD TYTY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021167) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:41 PM Author: Insecure vermilion circlehead moar plz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021193) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:42 PM Author: frum station athletic conference Moar. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021197) |
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Date: June 17th, 2009 9:51 PM Author: charismatic honey-headed toaster people who are hurt It's interesting that of all the posters giving this a 180, 90% of them seem to be previously-unknown punctuation marks (like me, except that I'm not giving it a 180). OP, please explain yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12021284) |
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Date: June 18th, 2009 7:30 PM Author: irradiated scarlet nibblets people are far more likely no notice what time you LEAVE for the day than what time you arrive in the morning. if you know you can't bill more than 7 or 8 hours in a day, it's best to come in around 11am, make an excuse about your alarm clock, and then leave at 7pm. you'll look far more productive than the go-getter SA who got to work at 8am and left at 6 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12029168) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 5:31 PM Author: erotic garrison famous landscape painting this is actually genuinely credited advice. i generally roll in at like 10:30 and leave at 6:30-7, and the partners that sit by me are always ribbing me about working so hard for a SA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12402610) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:17 PM Author: exciting burgundy mexican "ribbing" doesn't mean they're impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if a summer I know working long hours is no-offered. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403686) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:18 PM Author: Appetizing Abusive Corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403692) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Hideous Library Gunner why do you think he/she will be no-offered. Is it because they work long hours? Or for other reasons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12403744) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:30 PM Author: exciting burgundy mexican This person has made a habit of working long hours on assignments that don't warrant that much time, and people have noticed. I think they'll ask for an explanation, at the least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404096) |
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Date: August 1st, 2009 10:47 PM Author: Hideous Library Gunner obviously you'd know the situation better than I, but unless its something really egregious (like staying past 8pm every night for 2 weeks to write a 5 page memo), I doubt that's a huge deal. My firm and I've heard others prefer summers take their time and be thorough; better to take too long and do a decent job then to rush and screw up. As long as they're not missing deadlines. Its not like summers associate time is truly billed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1017827&forum_id=2#12404166) |
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