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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
multi-colored alcoholic stage crotch
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Confused vivacious laser beams
  04/18/25
Cr.
dead puce mediation space
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Stimulating purple stock car background story
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Glassy Electric Furnace
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
Navy Whorehouse
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
startled regret
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Nubile bateful center
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Nubile bateful center
  04/18/25
...
shivering racy property international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
...
Chestnut school cafeteria ratface
  08/17/26
...
odious philosopher-king
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
Electric toaster principal's office
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
shivering racy property international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
Erotic Honey-headed Menage
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
shivering racy property international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Hyperventilating point
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
shivering racy property international law enforcement agency
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Hyperventilating point
  04/18/25
...
Zippy french chef temple
  08/17/26
...
Zippy french chef temple
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
Indecent trump supporter
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
Indecent trump supporter
  04/18/25
...
cobalt soul-stirring alpha
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/18/25
...
odious philosopher-king
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Stubborn house
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Hyperventilating point
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Confused vivacious laser beams
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  08/17/26
...
Zippy french chef temple
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Nubile bateful center
  08/17/26
ur dumb
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Nubile bateful center
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Nubile bateful center
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
abusive messiness
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
abusive messiness
  08/17/26
...
Irate gaming laptop public bath
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
Indecent trump supporter
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
Indecent trump supporter
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Stimulating purple stock car background story
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: multi-colored alcoholic stage crotch

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Confused vivacious laser beams

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: dead puce mediation space

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Stimulating purple stock car background story

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Glassy Electric Furnace

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Navy Whorehouse

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: startled regret

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Nubile bateful center

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Nubile bateful center

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: shivering racy property international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Chestnut school cafeteria ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: odious philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Electric toaster principal's office

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: shivering racy property international law enforcement agency

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Erotic Honey-headed Menage

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: shivering racy property international law enforcement agency

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Hyperventilating point

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: shivering racy property international law enforcement agency

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating point

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Zippy french chef temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: Zippy french chef temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Indecent trump supporter

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: Indecent trump supporter

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: cobalt soul-stirring alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Gaped Excitant Brunch Dog Poop

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: odious philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Stubborn house

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Hyperventilating point

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Confused vivacious laser beams

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Zippy french chef temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Nubile bateful center

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Nubile bateful center

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Nubile bateful center

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: abusive messiness

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: abusive messiness

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Irate gaming laptop public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Indecent trump supporter

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Indecent trump supporter

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Stimulating purple stock car background story

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: narrow-minded roast beef athletic conference

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)