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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
motley wagecucks headpube
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Trip ocher theatre gunner
  04/18/25
Cr.
violet passionate gay wizard market
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
Bistre Irradiated Theater Stage Clown
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Magenta Nowag
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
odious clear address useless brakes
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
free-loading yellow juggernaut
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
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A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
Deep den corn cake
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
Deep den corn cake
  04/18/25
...
flushed cruise ship
  04/18/25
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Disrespectful main people
  08/17/26
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big foreskin point
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
medicated state dopamine
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
Contagious faggot firefighter associate
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
Contagious faggot firefighter associate
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
flushed cruise ship
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
Contagious faggot firefighter associate
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
Contagious faggot firefighter associate
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
appetizing gas station
  04/18/25
jfc goys
Contagious faggot firefighter associate
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
flushed cruise ship
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Lascivious windowlicker
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
flushed cruise ship
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Lascivious windowlicker
  04/18/25
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exhilarant mewling immigrant
  08/17/26
...
exhilarant mewling immigrant
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
vibrant insecure chapel partner
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
vibrant insecure chapel partner
  04/18/25
...
Grizzly Pistol
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
Contagious faggot firefighter associate
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/18/25
...
big foreskin point
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Vermilion Business Firm Macaca
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Lascivious windowlicker
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Trip ocher theatre gunner
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  08/17/26
...
exhilarant mewling immigrant
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
Deep den corn cake
  08/17/26
ur dumb
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
Deep den corn cake
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
Deep den corn cake
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Fantasy-prone genital piercing therapy
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Fantasy-prone genital piercing therapy
  08/17/26
...
swashbuckling mildly autistic space
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
vibrant insecure chapel partner
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
vibrant insecure chapel partner
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
Bistre Irradiated Theater Stage Clown
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
carnelian adventurous resort boiling water
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26
...
tight butthold
  09/22/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: motley wagecucks headpube

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Trip ocher theatre gunner

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: violet passionate gay wizard market

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Theater Stage Clown

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Magenta Nowag

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: odious clear address useless brakes

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: free-loading yellow juggernaut

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Deep den corn cake

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Deep den corn cake

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: flushed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: big foreskin point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: medicated state dopamine

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Contagious faggot firefighter associate

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Contagious faggot firefighter associate

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: flushed cruise ship

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: Contagious faggot firefighter associate

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: Contagious faggot firefighter associate

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: appetizing gas station

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Contagious faggot firefighter associate

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: flushed cruise ship

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Lascivious windowlicker

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: flushed cruise ship

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Lascivious windowlicker

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: exhilarant mewling immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: exhilarant mewling immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: vibrant insecure chapel partner

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: vibrant insecure chapel partner

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Grizzly Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Contagious faggot firefighter associate

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: big foreskin point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Vermilion Business Firm Macaca

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Lascivious windowlicker

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Trip ocher theatre gunner

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: exhilarant mewling immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: Deep den corn cake

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Deep den corn cake

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Deep den corn cake

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone genital piercing therapy

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone genital piercing therapy

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling mildly autistic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: vibrant insecure chapel partner

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: vibrant insecure chapel partner

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Theater Stage Clown

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: carnelian adventurous resort boiling water

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50146047)



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Date: September 22nd, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: tight butthold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2#50149087)