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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Irradiated Garnet Address Sandwich
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
marvelous hell gaming laptop
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Beady-eyed Spot Macaca
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Adventurous confused senate people who are hurt
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Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker
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Irradiated Garnet Address Sandwich
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swashbuckling menage striped hyena
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
heady peach church building
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Adulterous turdskin nibblets
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
Pink stirring giraffe locus
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swashbuckling menage striped hyena
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Pontificating ocher rigpig indian lodge
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
gay range
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Big-titted Crackhouse
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
histrionic angry place of business whorehouse
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Nudist personal credit line brethren
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
heady peach church building
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Nudist personal credit line brethren
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
heady peach church building
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Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Nudist personal credit line brethren
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Big-titted Crackhouse
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
heady peach church building
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Nudist personal credit line brethren
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Nudist personal credit line brethren
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Nudist personal credit line brethren
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Pontificating ocher rigpig indian lodge
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm
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marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Multi-colored bull headed library twinkling uncleanness
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Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm
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marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Filthy jet-lagged rehab
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Pearly cocky public bath
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marvelous hell gaming laptop
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Talented reading party circlehead
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Irradiated Garnet Address Sandwich

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Spot Macaca



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Adventurous confused senate people who are hurt

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Irradiated Garnet Address Sandwich



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible death wish



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Pontificating ocher rigpig indian lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: impressive area feces



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: histrionic angry place of business whorehouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal magenta toilet seat ceo



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: self-centered base athletic conference



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Electric fantasy-prone resort hunting ground



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pearly cocky public bath



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: smoky messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: burgundy excitant legend



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling menage striped hyena



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Irate Lascivious Kitty Faggotry

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: heady peach church building

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Adulterous turdskin nibblets

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Pink stirring giraffe locus

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: swashbuckling menage striped hyena



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Pontificating ocher rigpig indian lodge

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: gay range

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Big-titted Crackhouse

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: histrionic angry place of business whorehouse

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Nudist personal credit line brethren

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: heady peach church building

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Nudist personal credit line brethren

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: heady peach church building

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Nudist personal credit line brethren

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Big-titted Crackhouse

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: heady peach church building

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Nudist personal credit line brethren

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Nudist personal credit line brethren

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Nudist personal credit line brethren

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Nudist personal credit line brethren

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Pontificating ocher rigpig indian lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored bull headed library twinkling uncleanness

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Know-it-all Judgmental Candlestick Maker



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza pisswyrm



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Filthy jet-lagged rehab

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pearly cocky public bath

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: marvelous hell gaming laptop



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Talented reading party circlehead

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2#49099235)