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The greatest Chipotle LIFE HACK ITT!!

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....
Balding rambunctious french chef puppy
  05/22/15
wooooooah this is right up there with the guachack
blathering church building
  05/22/15
except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing
Balding rambunctious french chef puppy
  05/22/15
Explain this to me.
azure nubile scourge upon the earth knife
  05/22/15
Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from...
180 factory reset button
  05/22/15
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake
Lemon Deranged Water Buffalo
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Wonderful mad cow disease
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Cerebral doobsian toilet seat
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Federal snowy lodge
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Pink misanthropic doctorate corn cake
  04/25/16
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self-centered stage
  01/16/18
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blathering church building
  01/17/18
u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the b...
Violet state athletic conference
  05/23/15
stop with ur lies
blathering church building
  06/06/15
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Balding rambunctious french chef puppy
  05/22/15
ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr...
bateful amethyst sanctuary kitty cat
  05/22/15
holy shit
odious kitchen
  05/22/15
Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own bu...
garnet territorial preventive strike meetinghouse
  05/22/15
Yep. This is what I do. Bowl with half chicken, half ste...
arousing nursing home
  05/22/15
Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly...
Cerebral doobsian toilet seat
  05/23/15
180
aqua cracking faggotry
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iridescent contagious really tough guy sneaky criminal
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vibrant cheese-eating international law enforcement agency
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Wonderful mad cow disease
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angry keepsake machete
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Insecure persian
  07/04/15
Rofl
sapphire public bath new version
  11/12/15
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Pink misanthropic doctorate corn cake
  04/25/16
HOLY SHIT! lol
Submissive swashbuckling selfie rehab
  04/25/16
lmao
Galvanic death wish theatre
  04/17/17
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iridescent contagious really tough guy sneaky criminal
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Pea-brained police squad church
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sapphire public bath new version
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arousing nursing home
  01/16/18
please put guac in the bowl wait! no! oops.
Exhilarant Mildly Autistic Jap
  05/23/15
Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody cl...
vibrant cheese-eating international law enforcement agency
  05/23/15
lmao
blathering church building
  06/06/15
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arousing nursing home
  07/04/15
I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even ...
dull soul-stirring turdskin shrine
  05/22/15
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Sable talking chapel prole
  05/23/15
Damn, you Jews are cheap...
coiffed trip psychic
  05/23/15
Been doing this since literally 2006
orange slimy place of business
  05/23/15
Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when y...
comical regret locale
  05/23/15
Lol dude
sapphire public bath new version
  05/30/15
180
hairraiser therapy nibblets
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Federal snowy lodge
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arousing nursing home
  06/06/15
(Chaim Pubeberg)
Pink misanthropic doctorate corn cake
  04/25/16
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arousing nursing home
  05/30/15
Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarr...
Beta Resort Digit Ratio
  05/30/15
Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.
Mustard house-broken laser beams stead
  06/06/15
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wild duck-like foreskin karate
  06/07/15
LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday ...
lascivious kitty
  11/12/15
lol u guise are such losers
Aphrodisiac Purple Institution Alpha
  06/06/15
?
Cerebral doobsian toilet seat
  11/12/15
I just ask "can I get a little more" when they giv...
Red flirting newt gas station
  11/12/15
it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.
tan boyish pozpig hospital
  11/12/15
lol for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't g...
Red flirting newt gas station
  11/12/15
"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in ...
Submissive swashbuckling selfie rehab
  04/25/16
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chartreuse elastic band
  04/25/16
do you flutter your eyelashes at all?
sienna locus twinkling uncleanness
  04/25/16
You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina...
chartreuse elastic band
  04/25/16
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Cerebral doobsian toilet seat
  04/25/16
The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the not...
marvelous chocolate menage
  04/25/16
ur source for guac tips since 2011
Cerebral doobsian toilet seat
  04/25/16
LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thre...
chartreuse elastic band
  04/25/16
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arousing nursing home
  04/17/17
I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle si...
Balding rambunctious french chef puppy
  01/17/18
Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man i...
Balding rambunctious french chef puppy
  01/17/18


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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Balding rambunctious french chef puppy

Ask for half of two meats (ie: have chicken, half carnitas)....they can't help giving you more like 2/3rd to 3/4th portions of each...which gets you 1 and third to a half servings of meat.

Never tried thirds of three meats, but this might be THE ultimate hack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: blathering church building

wooooooah

this is right up there with the guachack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 4:20 PM
Author: Balding rambunctious french chef puppy

except not nearly as sketchy, dishonest or embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944343)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 7:58 PM
Author: azure nubile scourge upon the earth knife

Explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27945864)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:22 PM
Author: 180 factory reset button

Ask for guacamole (it's extra) and just as it's falling from the spoon to your burrito you tell the guy that you don't want it anymore. The force of gravity has pulled the guac from the spoon to your burrito.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946070)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:26 PM
Author: Lemon Deranged Water Buffalo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guacfake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946098)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Wonderful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950196)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 5:17 PM
Author: Cerebral doobsian toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27951007)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Federal snowy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998917)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Pink misanthropic doctorate corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344303)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: self-centered stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171935)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: blathering church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35176027)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: Violet state athletic conference

u realize this doesn't work, right? they either scrape the burrito or start over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950707)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: blathering church building

stop with ur lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058553)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:44 PM
Author: Balding rambunctious french chef puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 5:46 PM
Author: bateful amethyst sanctuary kitty cat

ty, will use this as conversation material for my next tindr date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27944901)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 8:17 PM
Author: odious kitchen

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946017)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: garnet territorial preventive strike meetinghouse

Also ask for bowl two torillas on the side. Make your own burritos with more filling. Also can get free extra rice, beans, cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946775)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: arousing nursing home

Yep. This is what I do.

Bowl with half chicken, half steak, and grilled veggies.

Two tortillas on the side

Corn, sour cream, and each of the three salsas on the side.

Cheese and lettuce go in the bowl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946794)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: Cerebral doobsian toilet seat

Lmao at this Asian dork setting up his own Chipotle assembly line right at one of the tables. Don't forget to ask for a side of aluminum foil!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949876)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: aqua cracking faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949971)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: iridescent contagious really tough guy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950143)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: vibrant cheese-eating international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950189)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Wonderful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950199)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:00 PM
Author: angry keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257861)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 5:02 PM
Author: Insecure persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257866)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: sapphire public bath new version

Rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166498)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Pink misanthropic doctorate corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344311)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Submissive swashbuckling selfie rehab

HOLY SHIT! lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344320)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:49 PM
Author: Galvanic death wish theatre

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098401)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:57 PM
Author: iridescent contagious really tough guy sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098471)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:09 PM
Author: Pea-brained police squad church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098569)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: sapphire public bath new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098577)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35171922)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant Mildly Autistic Jap

please put guac in the bowl

wait! no! oops.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949929)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: vibrant cheese-eating international law enforcement agency

Holy fuck five of those little containers i hope somebody clocks you in the back of the head at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950193)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: blathering church building

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058560)



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Date: July 4th, 2015 4:33 PM
Author: arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28257753)



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Date: May 22nd, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: dull soul-stirring turdskin shrine

I'm removing asbestos pipe insulation this weekend and even I am not this cheap. Something to think about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27946791)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Sable talking chapel prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949968)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:24 PM
Author: coiffed trip psychic

Damn, you Jews are cheap...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949844)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: orange slimy place of business

Been doing this since literally 2006

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27949910)



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Date: May 23rd, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: comical regret locale

Here's a good hack: Ask for a side of hot sauce/salsa when you are ordering your burrito. It's free as a side with your burrito.

Then order chips when you get to the register. They only charge you for chips and not chips & salsa. Saves you like 75 cents lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27950464)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: sapphire public bath new version

Lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998908)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:16 PM
Author: hairraiser therapy nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998913)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:18 PM
Author: Federal snowy lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998925)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057898)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:10 PM
Author: Pink misanthropic doctorate corn cake

(Chaim Pubeberg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344324)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27998893)



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Date: May 30th, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: Beta Resort Digit Ratio

Is there a hack to make Chipotle not give me explosive diarrhoea 30 minutes after I eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#27999119)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Mustard house-broken laser beams stead

Not sure why you would want to ruin the Chipotle experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28057959)



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Date: June 7th, 2015 12:05 AM
Author: wild duck-like foreskin karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058629)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: lascivious kitty

LJL at your ttt excretement system. I eat chipotle everyday without any issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166509)



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Date: June 6th, 2015 11:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Purple Institution Alpha

lol u guise are such losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#28058543)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:24 AM
Author: Cerebral doobsian toilet seat

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166482)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:27 AM
Author: Red flirting newt gas station

I just ask "can I get a little more" when they give me meat. They ALWAYS give another spoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166495)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: tan boyish pozpig hospital

it's because they can see you're an emaciated heroin addict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166506)



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Date: November 12th, 2015 11:32 AM
Author: Red flirting newt gas station

lol

for real tho they make like $6 an hour. they don't give a fuck and dint feel like arguing with someone over a spoon of meat. it's nothing to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#29166519)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:11 PM
Author: Submissive swashbuckling selfie rehab

"Come on baby, just sprinkle a little more carnitas in my bowl."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344332)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: chartreuse elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344674)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: sienna locus twinkling uncleanness

do you flutter your eyelashes at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344377)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: chartreuse elastic band

You do realize that if you weren't in possession of a vagina you would starve to death, don't you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344679)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Cerebral doobsian toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344299)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: marvelous chocolate menage

The real guac hack is ordering online and writing in the notes / special orders for guac and other salsas on the side. It doesn't register on your order online bc you didn't click guac, and they almost never notice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344548)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Cerebral doobsian toilet seat

ur source for guac tips since 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344627)



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Date: April 25th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: chartreuse elastic band

LOL @ Blue Smoke (female) wondering why everyone in the thread is coming up with subversive methods to get more food when you can "just ask for more. "Yeah bitch I'm sure the male Chipotle servers will just givesfree shit to a bunch of NOWAG dudes.

LOL @ how clueless women are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#30344666)



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Date: April 17th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: arousing nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#33098452)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 12:49 PM
Author: Balding rambunctious french chef puppy

I forgot about this. I don't think I've been to Chipotle since.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35175985)



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Date: January 17th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: Balding rambunctious french chef puppy

Just went to a Chipotle for the first time in years....man it is disgusting...what was I thinking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2886828&forum_id=2#35177041)