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Fucking random Tinder sluts until I don’t hate my wife
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:23 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Anytime I go a few months without doing it the hate comes back 😕 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489446) |
Date: June 24th, 2020 7:24 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria That's sad bro.
Your sex life should have no impact whatsoever on your relationship with your wife. |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:28 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489472) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:25 PM Author: adventurous ticket booth cr
nothing makes a relationship stronger than fucking strange |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:28 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria I find that it has no impact whatsoever on my relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489475) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:30 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Generally not but I need to proactively be doing it when I start to fight with her a lot. If we didn’t have kids I wouldn’t give a fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489485) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:13 PM Author: Internet-worthy idiot affirmative action What does your wife think? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489745) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:29 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Woke up ready to finally walk away despite three little kids. Fucked a chubby little 19 year old and now I don’t feel that way anymore at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489481) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:30 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria You're depressed and it has nothing to do with your wife. You just have a shit personality.
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:31 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Why do you think that? I need to get out of the house bc being around her all day every day is dragging me down big time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489493) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:35 PM Author: adventurous ticket booth desceibe your game?
tinder chicks?
how do you not self pwn here |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:37 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch No face pic, say I’m unhappily married. Give some stats about myself which are stellar. Don’t get me wrong, this approach nets less attractive chicks usually although I have gotten some good ones. Everything else on snapchat and always use a fake name. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489524) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:38 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch As far as game, downloaded tinder today and had a match waiting. Sent her a few pics on snapchat and asked if I could come fuck this afternoon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489532) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:39 PM Author: adventurous ticket booth what do you say in the opener etc?
how does it progress, they just know you want ot fuck and it goes form there? |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:41 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Yeah. I’m upfront about everything. This probably disqualifies 95% of tinderellas but I think this is a low risk approach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489549) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:44 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Opener I just say hi, exchange a few words and move to snapchat. Again, a fake name (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489562) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:37 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria Non-Neurotic bros don't get dragged down by shit like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489527) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:39 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Ok boss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489536) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:47 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria I take that back. You seem like a cool bro and we have a lot in common. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489590) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:33 PM Author: bearded stag film Bareback? DESCRIBE her playing games on her phone post-sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489507) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:34 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Nah I wore a rubber this time. Need to be doing that. I left right away after (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489510) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:40 PM Author: provocative address bbw This is why I see a few escorts. Every month or so I either go for a fetish appointment, a long sensual massage with handjob ending, or I fuck this one chick with huge tits. Keeps me sane. Totally separate in my mind from my wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489544) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:43 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch I would but I can’t justify spending that kind of money on something that’s getable for free. Asian parlors are good for desperate times. I’ve been living here long enough where hopefully I can get a few different, different looking options for when I need it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489556) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:45 PM Author: Dashing judgmental garrison Tinder girls are way riskier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489574) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch I’ll grant you that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489626) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:51 PM Author: provocative address bbw Wayyyy too many risks with tinder.
I sometimes like the thrill of the chase so I pay for an extra hour and the girl and I meet at a bar and I pretend not to know her and I pick her up. It’s fun. I get 80% the satisfaction with almost no risk. |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:53 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch What’s a risk here? They’re already on board with the cheating and don’t hAve my name or even my face (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489638) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:26 PM Author: misanthropic flirting sound barrier they get your face when you snap them. Granted, most tindersluts aren't clever enough to figure out who you are or blackmail you from pics you've sent through snap... but the risk is still there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489819) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:27 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Snaps don’t save and if a chick is doing that I ding. Also, you think random tinder bitches are smart to blackmail me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489830) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:33 PM Author: misanthropic flirting sound barrier they're not.... but in LA/NYC, can't totally rule it out. For the most part you're fine... but you don't necessarily have to screen shot snap to save it ... just take a pic of it with another phone (old phone/ burner phone). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489879) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:37 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch After I banged the 19 year old today I was so close to going and fucking another chick I’ve been with before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489910) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:07 PM Author: misanthropic flirting sound barrier I would have. I love fucking multiple women within hours. I really get off on not washing or showering in between women (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40490087) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:12 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch The first chick made me wear a condom so I need to go cream pie the milf soon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40490112) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:48 PM Author: Gaped walnut sanctuary how do you pull this off logistically without your wife finding out
especially since you have a family and all it seems like it would be obvious |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:49 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch I just left for an hour and said I was fishing nearby. Ain’t rocket science (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489600) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:52 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria Holy shit, you have way more balls than I do.
I only do it on work trips.
I don't even do it in my home city when my wife is out of town anymore. |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:54 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch I know man. I enjoy your posts. I do the same thing you do on work trips and I learned some of it from you, some from r/adultery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489648) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:55 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria I hope you live in NYC/LA, etc so the chances you run into these women again is small. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489656) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 7:57 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Nah it’s a medium size city. I do acknowledge that part is a bit risky, but I kind of enjoy it. Whenever we’re out it’s like I’m out in combat looking for enemies. If anyone EVER accosted us there is no evidence, I would deny, and I’m always honest about my situation so any chick would probably just cower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489674) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:01 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria You're probably still in the clear.
But keep these stories in mind -- both from before I had my current rule sets in place.
I was once in line for a speaking event with my wife (then GF) and two places ahead of us in line was a chick who I cheated on my wife with early in our relationship. (In that case the cheating includes dating also, not just sex). Luckily the chicks just looked away after we made quick eye contact.
A few years ago at a wedding, one of the bridesmaids was a random tinder chick I fucked maybe 3-4 years earlier. Not sure if she even recognized me, but I assume she did. Nothing ever came of it. |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:04 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch That’s frightening. But honestly if that happens just deny and say the chicks crazy. Your girl WANTS to believe you. Go read Reddit sometime. These idiots are always in denial until they actually catch their SO in the act (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489708) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:06 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria How's your phone OPSEC?
If your wife got full access to your phone and email accounts right now for 24 hours to dig around as much as she wants, would she find anything problematic? |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:10 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch No. Tinder requires my fingerprint. So does snapchat. So does accessing your itunes purchase history where I’ve bought tinder gold a few times on work trips (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489732) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:18 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria But can she tell that you have Tinder and Snapchat on your phone in the first place?
You should delete except for when you use them.
Also -- get an Android. You have much more control for this kind of stuff.
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:19 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch I never keep those apps on my phone unless I’m using them for a few minutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489773) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:21 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria CR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489778) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:24 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch I forgot I did have a scare last fall. Ok little story here. My office is across the street from a high rise. I saw a hot chick every day so I got her attention when no one was in the office. I left my number on her mailbox and she called me. So I was out with some friends and I dipped and met her for a few beers.
Some dude was at the bar who I didn’t know who knew me and my wife. He came up and talked to us, and when he said he knew me I excused myself and bounced immediately. The next day this fuckwad told one of my wife’s friends who told her. She was like, X saw you out drinking blah blah.
I denied and said I never saw the guy. She questioned it a bit but the whole thing died down after a day or two.
Funny enough, the night she sort of accused she basically raped me and we had amazing sex. Birdbrains be birdbraining! |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:49 PM Author: vibrant friendly grandma I had a gf use my finger while I was sleeping to unlock my phone. I woke up to hell on earth.
Be careful dude |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:03 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch She makes me tell her my password every few months and then I just change it right after. That’s is scary but I don’t drink very much nowadays and I’m a light sleeper. At the end of the day it’s not in her self interest to discover me cheating and ruin her storybook life |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:00 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch And we’ve never discussed it directly but she’s gotten mad and told me to fuck other chicks so many times. She wouldn’t leave me bc we have three kids. So she’d be mad at me, which she always is anyways so who cares. In fact if she ever caught me she’d probably just like me and fuck me more bc she’s a birdbrain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489698) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:12 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Did you get a scare when she was out of town. I actually think that’s riskier because then they could imagine you leaving the house and could arrange a check. I’ve only done a sleepover once and that was way too terrifying to be fun but that chick was the hottest milf ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489738) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:21 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria Not really because when she was out of town I always said I was going out with friends and I could always take a call from the bathroom or something and quickly say goodnight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489785) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:26 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch See but then you gotta have an airtight story with your friends or they need to be down with it. That all is way too risky. Can’t involve anyone you know IRL in any respect. I only did it in my story above because my friend actually dropped me off at my apt, and then I left when he drove off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489822) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:27 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria Yep. That's one of the reasons I stopped doing it in my city.
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:29 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Check out my story above from last fall. Doing ANYTHING in public with a chick in my hometown is never happening again. Scared me shitless but I got a good fuck in as a result lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489839) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:31 PM Author: misanthropic flirting sound barrier you ghosted the hot chick at the bar? Credited move ... I might have followed up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489857) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:33 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch No I kept in touch with her. I ended up just telling her I was with someone because I knew she was too—I could see in her apartment 9-5 every day. She was down but then COVID hit and it’s probably over. She was a tall skinny brunette from South Africa and would do coke and probably heroin all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489876) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:35 PM Author: misanthropic flirting sound barrier she was your post-work slam piece? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489894) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:39 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch I wish. I kept asking her to let me come over. We’d smile at each other all day because her apt is literally over my computer monitor. She would never let me come over and always wanted to get food/drinks out which never worked for obvious reasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489922) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:40 PM Author: misanthropic flirting sound barrier sounds fucking terrible ... she sounds like she wasn't interested or was keeping you as a back up in case shit went south with her SO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489932) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:41 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Probably. I hope she’s still living there when we go back in the office so I can feel it out or at least see her naked some more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40489939) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 8:54 PM Author: vibrant friendly grandma What is the rest of your relationship like - is she a good mother, you a good dad, finances ok between you two? Why do you hate her
Would you get divorce fucked if it happens? If she works, whats the income diff between you two |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:01 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch We get along fine. She’s a great mom. I’m a great dad as well. Finances good. I hate her for no sex life and she’s weirdly resentful/competitive towards me. She’s just a classic basic chick who was beautiful her whole life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40490047) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:06 PM Author: vibrant friendly grandma No chance to try to deprogram her from her indoctrination? Ramping up your inner asshole could probably help here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40490081) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:01 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Yeah I’d get divorce $ fucked. I honestly wouldn’t care but I couldn’t go half the time without seeing my 180 kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40490054) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:05 PM Author: Lascivious School Cafeteria Keep in mind the financial implications of being caught. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40490076) |
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Date: June 24th, 2020 9:12 PM Author: Contagious Irate Crotch Like I said she wouldn’t divorce me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40490121) |
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Date: June 26th, 2020 4:02 PM Author: adventurous ticket booth uplifting thread ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40501212) |
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Date: July 1st, 2020 6:57 PM Author: adventurous ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4569379&forum_id=2#40530716) |