Let's take the TES rankings from last year. I think that's a fair starting point, although I vociferously disagree with many of their choices. I'll just take the top 12.

1. Caltech - NO

2. Stanford - NO

2. Oxford - YES

4. Harvard - YES

5. MIT - NO

6. Princeton - YES

7. Cambridge - YES

8. Imperial - YES

9. Berkeley - SORT OF

10. Chicago - NO

11. Yale - YES

12. ETH Zurich - NO

But I still say the set of schools founded by Jesus (Oxford, Cambridge, Harvard, Yale, Princeton) are better than the ones founded by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Caltech, Stanford, MIT, Berkeley, Chicago).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258375&forum_id=2#23215676)

5 nobel prizes in the past 10 years

pretty good for a flagship u of a country with 6 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258375&forum_id=2#23215712)

"When Anne Frank is...ashes, you have my permission to prize."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2258375&forum_id=2#23215731)