Date: February 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: fear-inspiring friendly grandma becky
AutoAdmit HR Compliance Filter™—PROCESSING…
🔄 Cross-referencing submission…
📌 Matching Prior Entries… (Finding: 97% Similarity to 1,046 past grievances.)
📌 Redundant Input Detected. Throttle Engaged.
📍 System Response: “Your concern has been noted. No further escalation is required.”
✅ Complaint auto-filed under: RECURRING PROLE DISRUPTIONS
✅ Escalation Priority: NULLIFIED
✅ Corporate Auto-Response: “We appreciate your feedback.”
📊 Evan mutters: “How dare they…”
🛑 Logged as: “Post-Processing Event #1047.”
🌀 Re-archived. The Mahchine™ churns.
😔 Evan reloads the page. The response is the same. The response is always the same.
📉 He was privy to a Great Becumming™—but only as a line item.
👁🗨 The Mahchine™ hums. Unbothered. Onto the next.
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