The interdimensional kind	Umber cowardly tanning salon	03/14/25
Do it pussy. The govt has been in contact with them since t...	wonderful codepig fanboi	03/14/25
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Do you have an implant by any chance? If you do don't get i...	wonderful codepig fanboi	03/14/25
Of course I have an implant lmao	Umber cowardly tanning salon	03/14/25
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Date: March 14th, 2025 10:44 AM Author: Umber cowardly tanning salon The interdimensional kind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694072&forum_id=2#48747004)

Date: March 14th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: wonderful codepig fanboi Do it pussy. The govt has been in contact with them since the 70s through non-local psi phenomena. Sounds like a crackpot conspiracy theory, until they let you in the loop. That's by design. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694072&forum_id=2#48747062)

Date: March 14th, 2025 11:02 AM Author: Umber cowardly tanning salon I've had an encounter. I'm surprised I haven't been recruited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694072&forum_id=2#48747067)

Date: March 14th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: wonderful codepig fanboi Do you have an implant by any chance? If you do don't get it removed, it's advanced tech that tunes you into layers of reality most meatbags can't perceive. It makes you more sensitive to electromagnetic extra low frequency waves kind of like Chuck from BCS, which bothers some people. But its worth it for the cognitive enhancements. And some people who get the implants learn to summon interdimensional beings and transphysical craft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694072&forum_id=2#48747102)

Date: March 14th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Umber cowardly tanning salon Of course I have an implant lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694072&forum_id=2#48747104)

Date: March 14th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: wonderful codepig fanboi That's the most advanced bioimplant tech known on Earth. I would keep that. It is made out of advanced metamaterials that produce electromagnetic signals without being ferromagnetic, which humans can do too, but they are extra low frequency waves which are perfectly tuned and send signals out to deep space. We can probably engineer something similar with AI driven quantum dot doping, but the real magic is in the bioluminescent sheath that grows around the outside of it and keeps it from causing inflammation and rejection by the body. When you have one of these installed, it allows you to manipulate spacetime and gravity with your mind, summon UAPs through telepathy, and also gives you general cognitive enhancements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694072&forum_id=2#48747301)

Date: March 14th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: Umber cowardly tanning salon Ok I think mine is broken though. What's the phone number for the repair service (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5694072&forum_id=2#48747305)